I'M BAAAAACK! I JUST WATCHED FLY GIRL! LINDSAY IS AWESOME! SO AWESOME I WANT TO SEE HER AND ALLI SOMEDAY! AND THEN I JUST SAW A RECENT ONE! IT WAS UNEXPECTED AND I WAS SURPRISED! I LOVE THAT! I WAS CRYING TO THAT! ALSO THERE'S A NEW ERA IN THE VIDEO THAT THE ELPHABA DRESSING ROOM HAS TURNED INTO A PUBLIC BATHROOM. SO LINDSAY HAD TO MOVE. THEN SHE DID. Anyways, Galinda is really out of it. And Elphaba sleepwalking, I was thinking of creating a story about that someday as a deleted scene of this if anyone wants me to. SO HERE I GO!
Boq: Yep!
Fiyero: Ok. On the count of three, you open the door and-
Boq: Swing the bat at the zombie. I know what to do.
Fiyero: No. What I was about to say was I'll punch the zombie and you'll swing the bat and hit the head.
Boq: ARE YOU (BEEP) KIDDING ME?!
Fiyero: I am. We'll go with what you said. Ok. Ready?
Boq: one…
Elphaba: Two….
Fiyero: THREE!
Boq: (opens the closet door and hit the zombie that turned out to be a vaccum cleaner)
Elphaba: A vaccum cleaner?
Fiyero: I thought I heard someone dying in there.
Elphaba: That's not my vaccum cleaner.
Galinda: Oh. That's mine!
Elphaba: But yours is hot pink!
(suspence music)
Boq: Ok… There has got to be a tape recorder or something?
Fiyero: Who cares.
Galinda: (looks at the camera) Oooooh! What's that cool thingy?
Boq: Galinda, that's my camera!
Galinda: (makes funny noises)
(Static)
Fiyero: Sorry about that folks…Galinda, this is for a project, and I don't want to use up storage. We're thinking of using another camera to hunt for zombies. Do you either girls have any?
Galinda: Of course we do! I put them in every corner of the room and-
Elphaba: Wait…You never told me that you have cameras in the corner of the room.
Galinda: Oh. I never told you? Oh! I put them everywhere because every night you sleepwalk. It's so funny! Every day, I watch it on tv, and you always make me laugh.
Elphaba: Idon't sleepwalk.
Galinda: Yes. You do. I'll prove it to you!
(Static)
Fiyero: (shows camera to the tv)
TV: (shows that Elphaba got up, and moved around, with mumbling and snoring loudly)
Elphaba: (shocked) I did not just….
TV: (shows that Elphaba went into Galinda's drawer and takes out a bra and puts it on over her nightgown and then jumps on the bed and makes with a pillow)
Boq and Fiyero: (laughs so hard)
Boq: (fainted from laughing so hard)
Elphaba: (turns it off) Alright. Alright. You saw enough. I just have stress.
Boq: (wakes up) THIS IS SO GOING TO OZTUBE!
Fiyero: Yeah! (hears another noise from the girls bathroom) Guys…There's another Zombie!
Boq: Oh Oz!
Elphaba: let's hide! (runs in the closet)
Boq: GO GO GO!
Elphaba: (shuts the door and locks it once everyone is in)
Fiyero: It's 2:17 am. And the zombie followed us here.
Elphaba: Just whisper.
Galinda: Are we having a surprise party?
Elphaba: Oh for Oz's sake. We're trying to protect ourselves from a zombie.
Galinda: What's a zombie?
All 3: (sigh in annoyance)
Galinda: Is it a puppy?
Elphaba: No! No shush!
AU: FINALLY! I'M TIRED FROM AN EXCITING WEEK. I'LL UPDATE SOON! I PROMISE!