50 more things that I really shouldn't do in Naruto, no matter how funny they are.

Hiya! Before I start on my third list… I'd like to say that this one and any following ones I am going to make will only be 50 things long… because it's harder than it looks to think of these things…Also I don't support NejiHina, I think I came off like I did.

I will not tell Naruto "NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, SO WHAT NOW HUH?!"

I will not tell Kankuro and Temari that I am pregnant with Gaara's child. Especially if I actually am.

What happened to Neji and Hinata when I brought them to that anime convention in Alabama was not funny; it was mean. I will never take them there again.

I will not join Akatsuki, Especially if it's just to get guys.

I will not dress up like Naruto and try to get them to capture me either.

Neji, Hinata, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Itachi all on the Jerry Springer show at the same time equals a bad idea

I will not tell my guyfriends that Neji is a girl, and watch as they whistle at him while he walks down the street.

I am not allowed to follow Gaara and sing "Another One Bites the Dust" every time he uses desert coffin.

I'm not allowed to tell people "Ninjas do it strong and silent." Even though technically we do.

I'm not allowed to tell people "Itachi can go at it for 72 hours straight" Even though technically, he can.

I will not get a large group of people to stare at Hinata at the same time.

I will not ask Orochimaru if all those snakes are compensating for something

I will not claim to be anyone's wife/husband , lover, son/daughter, cousin, sister/brother or long lost twin.

I will not tell Sakura "If you really want to be anything like Tsunade, there's a…couple of things you have to work on."

I will not e-mail the location of the Akatsuki hideout to the top 50 most insane fangirls I can find.

I will not refer to Naruto and Kiba collectively as "The Fox and the Hound"

I will not go up to Sasuke and sing "They had it coming, they had it coming; They only had themselves to blame." Especially if my name is Itachi Uchiha.

I will not tell Naruto that Sarah Palin is going to be the next Hokage.

I will not go up to Kakashi while he's reading Make Out Paradise and sing "If you were gay"

I will not convince anyone else to do this either, especially Naruto.

No one will believe me if I say that Gaara spends the nights that he can't sleep through gazing at me through my window as I sleep. I will not tell them that he does.

I will not put fleas in Kiba's pillow

When he shows up the next day, scratching everywhere, and tells me he has fleas, I will not attempt to frame Shino.

Though it is admittedly hilarious, having loud, awkward conversations about who's uke and who's seme in SasuNaru in in front of said ninja only makes them hate me.

That goes for other crack pairings too.

I will not rub Kiba's tummy…even if he likes it.

I will not tell Gai-sensei and Rock Lee that Shikamau wants to train with them.

I will not call Sasuke "The Boy who Lived".

I will not sing Imaginary by Evanescence (In my field of paper flowers…) around Konan

Shikamaru does not know everything. I will not ask him about the meaning of life, fractal geometry or to explain how ninjas defy physics.

I will not end every sentence with the words "no jutsu"

I will not pants Naruto

It's even worse if I do it in front of Hinata.

I will refrain from singing "Lovely Ladies" when Naruto does the harem jutsu.

I will not tell Sasuke that I accidently killed Itachi, that he was allergic to cashews the entire time, and that's what killed him.

I will not tell Neji that the Hyuuga clan has arranged a marriage for him.

I will not tell him that it's with Lee.

Though everyone feels the same way, next time I see Orochimaru, I will not scream "I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking village!"

I am not allowed to stand outside Sasuke's window at night singing "Baby come back; You can blame it all on me…"

I will not get Ino to go on that reality TV show, "The Bad Girls' Club"

If Itachi shows up looking for Naruto, because the Akatsuki want him and all, I will not tell him that he's currently getting it on with Sasuke, and ask him to come back later.

I will not offer to train with Neji, only to slap him and call him a pervert as soon as he activates his Byakuan.

I will not go up to Kakashi and sing anything from 'Phantom of the Opera'.

I will not spread rumors about Ino being pregnant, even if she is kind of a slut. Nor will I tell people that Shikamaru is the father… especially Shikamaru himself

If Shikamaru believes me, that does not mean I should go tell Temari about this.

If Ino ever asks me about this I will not respond by saying "Well, you sure look pregnant."

I won't create a genjutsu of myself making out with Hinata in a public place…where I know Neji's planning to meet with Naruto and Kiba. This goes double if you're a girl.

I won't get Tsunade to declare Naruto the next Hokage when she's drunk.

I am not allowed to try to sleep with Sasuke. Or actually sleep with him for that matter.

When we're doing it, I will not scream, moan or sigh Itachi's name