Moons: I made that little quiz too easy, didn't I. Eh, here are the answers anyway.
Zonbi is what I got for the Japanese word for Zombie. Kisame has referred to Hidan and Kakuzu as the 'Zombie Brothers', and I think that's why fans sometimes call them 'Team Zombie'. So Samehada was most likely to name him that with Kisame's personality.
Samehada is the name of Kisame's sword. It literally translates to 'shark skin'.
Yahiko was the name of the 3rd member of the Ame orphans, the other two members being Nagato (Pein) and Konan. He gave his life to save them a long time ago.
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"We should all get black. It'll match."
"Uh seriously, is there are anything out there at isn't black?"
"Yeah, but not much."
"Black is cool anyway. It'll be like our team uniform, but it won't stand out like some dumb cloak covered in clouds or something. So just go with it and don't be a brat, Zombi."
"I agree un."
"Really guys." Yahiko said. In front of the group was a lawn filled with drying clothes. It was large, like it had the clothes of every shinobi in the area and even had shoes next to the porch. The house by the lawn looked almost abandoned and the both of the twins confirmed earlier that was empty. "I know that we need clothes -I'm not enjoying just shorts anymore than you are- but should be really have to be stealing-"
"Dibs on the fishnets!" Nyamo raced out into the yard and apparently had already made up her mind about what she wanted. The twins and Zonbi followed suit and rushed around choosing what they wanted.
"Do we really have a choice?" Samehada pointed out. Yahiko sighed and went with Samehada out into the maze of dark clothes.
"Will you hurry it up!?"
"I am! Do think I'm trying to keep you waiting!?"
"Well if you aren't hurrying, I'm going to come in and make you, bitch!"
"Shaddup pervert! I'm coming!"
When she came out, both Nyamo and Zonbi had to resist a face palm.
Nyamo was dressed in a kunoichi-like outfit with fishnets on her legs and beneath her shorts and shirt. Her shirt was black and long-sleeved, but left the stomach exposed. The gray shorts were covered by black cloth and gray belt. The kunoichi shoes proved to be the source of her waiting problem. They came with light armor that must have taken some time to attach to her legs.
Zonbi was practically the opposite. Black pants, regular shinobi shoes, and a mask that covered the bottom half of his face. "Why do girls over-do their outfits? Guys don't give a shit."
"At least my clothes make sense!" Nyamo shot back. "What's the point in the mask!? Your body is covered in freakin' stretches! It won't make a difference if they don't see your face if you don't wear a shirt with it."
"I don't like shirts, and I like the mask. At least it won't take me half an hour to get dressed every day!"
"Keep it down. I can hear you from outside!" Samehada entered, him too already dressed. His pants and shoes were like Zonbi's and he wore large tee-shirt and an odd necklace he had found interesting. He had also gotten a large headband that didn't have a place for a seal on it. "Well? Yah coming outside or what?"
The twins were both outside, wearing matching outfits. Su groaned a little when she saw Nyamo. "I'm jealous." She admitted to her. "We just got these dumb sweaters." She and Zet had gone a pair of black long-sleeved shirts that looked tight. "It's cute." Nyamo insisted.
Zet sighed, "Girls... Why the hell do they care so much about clothes!?"
"How's it look?"
The clones looked at Yahiko exiting the building. "Holy-" "-Crap." "Wow..." "Greaaaaat...." "..."
Yahiko forced a laugh, "It's the piercings, isn't it?" He got at least three "Yeah"'s from the group. He had by some wonder found metal for piercings in the building. There were now two on his right eyebrown, one on each ear, and one on his lip. Yahiko also had a black jacket with a hood, but nothing else unique. "They're not that bad!"
"Just keep telling yourself that." Zet said in a bored tone. "I'm hungry again."
"When are you not hungry?!" Su asked. Zet shrugged. Zonbi sighed, "I find you something to eat, you gluttonous bastard."
"Much appreciated." Zet said before Zonbi left back into the woods.
"So we're free..." Su thought aloud. "Now what? What are we gonna do?"
"I don't know." Yahiko said, "My best guess is we stay together until we get our memories back. Work as a team at first, then go our separate ways."
"But what if we gain our memories and it turns out we all are bitter enemies? We would all want to kill each other." Samehada pointed out.
"It's just something we'll have to deal with." Yahiko said, "Who knows? We may have been enemies in the past, but ether our memories never come back or come back so late no one cares about the past."
"And if our memories never come back?"
"We'll just remain a team."
"And the goal of our team?"
"As of now, nothing. I have a feeling we're gonna find a goal soon though."
"Where the hell is he!?" Nyamo was sitting on the roof, staring into the distance where Zonbi had disappeared into the forest.
"You're too impatient Nyamo." Su told her from the ground.
"An hour Su!" Nyamo shot back, "It can't be that hard for him to find something for your twin to eat!" Her stomach started to growl. "He better be getting something else for us if he's taking this long."
"Hey Zet! Su! I thought you two checked out this entire place."
"We did!" They both shouted back at Samehada. "Then what's this?" The shark clone asked. He was on the other side of the house. When the twins and Nyamo made it to him, they discovered a hidden trap door.
"We were exploring a bit, and found this." Yahiko explained.
"Okay, so we didn't check out everything." Su admitted. "I'll go first." She used her Mayfly to sink through the door. Zet stayed put. They had discovered they were telepathic in a way while searching around earlier. Zet could see everything Su could and vice versa.
"The coast is clear, but the place is creepy." He reported, "It's looks like a laboratory of some sort. Su doesn't see anything bad, and she's telling me it seems safe enough."
"Alright. Everyone, lets go in." Yahiko led the way, opening the door and catching up to Su.
The twins' description was real accurate. They were in a laboratory. It was small; only made up of a couple rooms. There were beakers of unknown substances on the walls. On other walls, there were bulletin boards and black/white boards that were all blank. There was a set of filing cabinets in one room that Su was interested in and currently searching though. A table was in the center of what was the main room.
Su took out a handful of files. Some sixth sense guessed they were important. They were all labeled 'Akatsuki 2.0'.
"Deja vu." She muttered.
"Deja vu!? Did you remember something!?" Samehada asked her. She shrugged, "I dunno. This name rings a bell though. Does 'Akatsuki' mean anything to you?"
"It's pronounced 'A-cot-ski', not 'A-kat-sue-key'." Yahiko corrected. The others stared at him. "How'd you know that?! I didn't even show you the name!"
Yahiko blinked, "I don't know. But this place... it feels like it's bringing back something.... Let's see those files you found, Su."
Su laid them out on the table. They were color coded, numbered, and went into six different groups. She sorted them out and opened a purple marked folder with a number one on it. She opened it up. She saw a bunch of paragraphs and graphs.
*flip*
More words and two pictures. Again, a weird deja vu stronger this time. The two men in the pictures looked familiar.
*flip*
"Zonbi!" She gasped. A head shot of him with his eyes closed was at the top of the page. Beneath the picture were more pictures and drawings of things like his eyes and stitches. Now Yahiko was leaning over her shoulder. He flipped the page back.
"Hidan and Kakuzu." He read the names aloud.
"It's weird. They both look like... Zonbi looks like he was based off them." Su pointed out.
Zet opened up the other files. More pictures, charts, and words. The pictures were worth far more than a thousand words.
"No wonder we're twins. Me and Su come from the same guy: Zetsu!"
*Crash*
"Nice going, un."
"Hey, I was just testing it out!"
"What the he-?" Yahiko looked in the other room and saw Samehada's massive sword. "It's like it was made for me!" Samehada grinned as he spun it around in his hand. It was thick and covered in wrappings.
The room was a storage place for weapons. It had basic tools like kunai and shurikan, but that was about it. The only weapons that showed some uniqueness were Samehada's new sword and some substance that Nyamo was stuffing into a bag. It looked like clay.
"It's all so weird." Yahiko said, "But I have a feeling we were wrong about losing our memory."
"Yahiko" Zet spoke up. "Try using your powers again. It says something in here about telekineses. Can you do that?"
"Telekineses? I don't know." He formed a simple handsign and focused. He automatically knew to turn his brainwaves in charka. It was surprisingly easy to hear someone he know call out in his mind.
"Help me!"
Moons: I do not know what the heck that move is called where The Leader (Pain) uses his telekineses-power-mind-thing to talk to other members even if they're miles away. I found it once a long time ago, and no I'm not talking about the holograms! That's Gentōshin no Jutsu! I'm talking about that one at the end of the Asuma/Hidan fight where he just talks to Hidan and Kakuzu without them having to meditate or anything! If you know what it's called, please tell me.
While I'm talking about jutsu here, I forgot to mention. Yahiko has Pain's Rinnegan. For those who don't know much about it, Rinnegan means "Samsara Eye". It's the most powerful of the Three Great Dōjutsu (eye techniques) the other two being the Byakugan and the Sharingan. Like Byakugan and Sharingan, the Rinnegan can seek out chakra and it pretty much allows the user to be able to master any jutsu you throw at him. Rinnegan is so rare, Nagato is the only one known to have it (along with animals he summons and his 6 Paths of Pain). Most thought it was just a myth and Kakashi (I think :P) believed it was a mutation.
... too much information -head splodes- ... Magical sodas for those who review.