Chapter 4 - Interviews of Sailor Moon, Fruits Basket, Ayashi no Ceres, and Bleach
DISCLAIMER : I do not own any anime/manga series, or the Olympics. I own Denny, though. That's it.
NOTE : The Sailor Moon characters are named by their Japanese names. So...if you have no idea what I'm talking to, look it up in Wikipedia.
Last day of interviewing. Wow. Just one more day until the actual openings start. Because of summer break, Agent Jey had to search for a jar of dirt, so I was left alone interviewing the contestants of Sailor Moon, Fruits Basket, Ayashi no Ceres, and Bleach. Weird...O.o
Axletia : Hi, Usagi ! How are you ?
Usagi : Kawaii, as always !
Axletia : -scoffs- Yeah, right. (coughs - crybaby.)
Ami : I'm so smartical it's pwning !
Axletia : You may be one of my favorite Senshi, but damn, that word is overused !
Shigure : Hi.
Axletia : Oh, my God. Oh, my God ! IT'S SHIGURE !
-tackle!-
Shigure : Would you get off of me !
Axletia : NEVER !
Tohru : Isn't it a bright, sunny day ? "
Axletia : It's raining. QUIT BEING OVER OPTIMISTIC !
Aya : Let's sing karaoke !
Axletia : You attempt it, you won't be in the Olympics. You will be in the dumpster.
Aya : O.o Yeah...
Yuki : Girls love me.
Axletia : Why ? You're an ugly mofo. I don't like you.
Yuki : I wear SPAZ !
Axletia : T.T That explains everything.
Ichigo : Yo !
Axletia : (Rukia's emo.)
Ichigo : Light dies and Gaara becomes Kazekage !
Denny : You bastard !
Ichigo : Plus, Ash gets a Gli-
PUNCH !
Axletia : SHUT THE F--K UP, STRAWBERRY !
Toya : ...
Axletia : Are you going to say anything ?
Toya : ...(flips hair)
Axletia : That's it. I give up on you, (emo douche.)
Rei : I'm in the drama club.
Axletia : -sigh- Whatever. Like I give a damn.
Rei : Your hair sucks.
Axletia : DON'T DISRESPECT THE POOOOF !
MALLET !
Mamoru : Let's swordfight !
Axletia : No.
Mamoru : Bu-
Axletia : NO.
Chibiusa : Give me candy, bitch !
Axletia : What kind of manners were you taught, kid ?! You're the bitch.
Chibiusa : WAAAAAH !
Rukia : -emo song-
Axletia : Rukia, please stop that.
Rukia : Bitchin'.
Axletia : Stop it now.
Rukia : -guitar hitting!-
Axletia : I SAID STOP IT !
Rukia : Do you have a compulsive order ?
Axletia : I'm pretty sure. You're the one who's emo, though.
Rukia : I live a life. I'm still trying to find my purpose.
Axletia : Don't start the Haku crap again.
Yuhi : I dabble in the culinary arts !
Axletia : Look, Iron Chef !
Yuhi : Huh ? Where ?!
Axletia : Oh, sorry, Yuhi. You got pwned.
Kyo : I'm emo.
Axletia : Great. Now go cut yourself.
Kyo : Okay !
Minako : -chewing gum- I'm Sailor V !
Axletia : What does the V stand for ?
Minako : Viagra.
Axletia : I thought it was Venus.
Minako : Eh. It doesn't matter. I want to hit up on Kimimaro Kaguya !
Axletia : O.o Fine with me. Just keep away...please.
Finally I interviewed Makoto. She ties with Ami for favorite Senshi. She thinks she's tall, but in reality she's only five foot seven, which is considered average, so I guessed Usagi and the other Senshi were short. I was right.
So anyway, I got into a good chat with Makoto.
" So, how old are you, Makoto ? "
" Uh, sixteen. And you ? "
" Thirteen, but I ask the questions around here. "
Makoto scratched her head. " Are you a control freak ? "
" Duh. Second question...who's your boyfriend ? "
" I don't have one, 'cause I'm a feminist. "
" Neat - o, that's cool. So...what do you think of Rei, then ? "
" Uh, she's a bitch. "
- YOU BACKSTABBER ! -
I sweatdropped. " Just ignore it. Next question. Who is your best friend ? "
" Ami. "
- YOU BIIIITCH ! -
I cleared my throat. " Uh, does she have drug problems ? "
" No. She has a bit of a drinking problem, but that's it. She's hot - tempered. Oh, and her boyfriend is Mello. "
" Hmm. "
So thanks to Makoto, I decided to interview Rei. She wasn't that friendly to me, though, until a couple of hours later. And boy, she was wasted.
" So, Rei...you like Mello ?! " I asked her.
" Of course I (hic) do ! "
" He's a creep, though (and a former druggie). "
" I (hic) don't care ! "
" Riight...one last question. Rei, are you drunk ? "
" 'Course I am, Rosonetis ! It's sooo fun ! Wanna try ? "
" Freezing priest, aren't Sailor Senshi supposed to be role models for kids and not acting like a freakin' trashy Hollywood star ?! "
" You're such a bitch. "
" Don't call me a bitch, Rei. I have powers to hurt you. "
" Eh, I don't need this crap. I'm gonna get 'nother six - pack. Bye, loser ! "
" -coughs- Whore. "
So with that ended the interviewing. Tomorrow will start the opening ceremonies ! Entertainment will include :
Aido of VK ! (AIIDO )
Kankuro - - - (WTF )
Jiraiya
Naraku
Team Fiesta ! (Winona, Wallace, Shelly, and Harlan)
and others to come ! See ya soon !
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