Title: The Strangest Kind of Love

Rating: T, soon to change in later chapters.

Pairing: 1827

Chapter: 4/50, Chapter 4: Hiring a tutor

Disclaimer: We don't own! All characters belong to Amano Akira

Chapter summary: Tsuna need a tutor. Reborn needs a home. And Lambo just wants candy.

A/N: I'm not even going to try and give a reason as to why this chapter is late...

Let's just say I put the PRO in Procrastination. U.U

By the way in case anybody was wondering about Reborn and Lambo's age...

Reborn is 19 and Lambo is 2.

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''You damn cow come back here so I can kill you!'' Reborn tried his hardest to catch up with the infant but the little boy was just a big ball of energy and seemed impossible to catch. Lambo just laughed harder as he ran into the park and climbed on the jungle gym and out of Reborn's reach. The raven stopped as he stared in horror as the little cow child climb the massive jungle gym.

''Dammit Lambo get down you're gonna hurt yourself!''

''GYAHAHAHA LAMBO-SAN IS KING OF THE PARK! BOW BEFORE LAMBO-SAN PEASANTS!'' Lambo said as he stood at the top of the jungle gym. Reborn, realising the only way to get Lambo down was to go up there himself, started climbing the pyramid himself.

Lambo knew he was gonna be in a world of hurt if Reborn caught him so he quickly started climbing the opposite side of the pyramid to get away from the teen but lost his footing as his feet slipped off the bar. He began to panic as he waved his arms around to catch his balance but it was no use. Reborn watched in horror as the toddler started descending to the ground. He heard a brief thump but no crying. He jumped off the pyramid and ran to the other side to see quite the sight.

There was Lambo but he was on top of the same boy who was watching him inside the grocery store who was currently out cold.

Reborn's bad luck seemed to be piling up by the seconds.

!~1827~!

The glare of the sun was the first image Tsuna saw once he started coming to. He squinted his eyes and tried to adjust to the sun's rays as he felt his head for any bumps but was stopped as a wail was heard from behind him. He turned his head to see the same duo from the grocery store arguing once again.

''Dammit Baka-Reborn-Ojisan that hurts!'' But the raven didn't let of the infant's ear as he tugged even harder on the appendage. ''I'm not letting you go until you realize you were in the wrong you damn dumb cow!'' So the tugging and wailing continued until Tsuna decided the poor boy probably had enough and stepped in front of the two with pleading eyes.

''Uhh excuse me...I think he's had enough.''

''No he deserves more than this! He gonna get me...wait...who are you anyway?'' Reborn asked releasing Lambo ear and turning to Tsuna.

''Oh...well I'm Tsunayoshi Sawada but you can call me Tsuna. Is he your son?''

''Oh not a chance! I'm watching the brat for a friend...Although I'm really starting to regret it.'' The raven responded with a grimace. ''My name is Reborn and this little snot nosed brat is Lambo. So kid...why exactly have you been following us for the last few hours?'' Tsuna looked down as the memories of earlier that day flooded his mind. Just remembering Hibari's words and face seemed to make his chest hurt for some unknown reason.

Tsuna looked up at the pair again to see Reborn scolding Lampo so more and than suddenly Tsuna had an idea.

An idea he's gonna regret, but an idea none-the-less.

''Hey mister!'' Reborn looked down to see the small brunette clutching his black trench coat.

''My names not mister kid it's Reb-''

''You should be my tutor!''

''Wha? Why? No way.'' Reborn replied without much hesitation. ''Absolutely no way. I already have to take care of this idiot why would I take of you?''

''C'mon! I need somebody strong and you look super strong besides I could give you something speacial!''

''What can you possibly give me? For the last time the answer is-''

''Ah! Tsu-kun!'' Reborn was cut off as a woman grabbed hold of the small brunette and spun him around in her arms. She kissed him all over his face and squeezed him with tears in her eyes. ''Tsu-kun why did you run off like that, you had me worried! Don't you ever do that to my mommy again you got that!'' Tsuna hugged his mother and nodded his head. The last thing he wanted to do was worry his mother sick.

''Ah, were you the ones that took care of Tsuna for me?'' Before Reborn can answer though Tsuna beat the man to the punch.

''Mom! He said he wants to be my tutor so can they have the spare bedroom and Lambo can share a room with me?'' Nana looked from her son to Reborn, who look completely shocked at Tsuna. ''My my this is sudden. Well if Reborn-san doesn't mind I don't see why not.''

The raven weighed his options. If he stayed with Tsunayoshi it meant free room and board and just tutoring the child...and it's not like him and Lambo had much of a place to stay anyway...

''Fine...''

''LAMBO-SAN WANTS CANDY! LAMBO-SAN WANTS-'' But Reborn delivered a swift slap to the infans=ts head before he could continue.

*OMAKE*

Hibari stared at his television with his crying mother beside him. He just didn't get these cheesy soap operas but they did come in handy when it came to Tsunayoshi.

He'll be sure to use these new techniques to his advantage.

A/N:...Review? It makes me a happy demon. .