Dear Crazy Fanfiction Authors

by Jay Nice

Ever been annoyed about how you see Kai/Zane or Cole/Kai? Or the fact that someone invented a new golden weapon? Well, this is the Fic for you! No one be offended by this, please! No cussing ever. Starting at chapter 23, it's letters to the ninja from reviewers! THIS FC HAS NOW ENDED

4. From Garmadon

Dear crazy Fanfiction authors,

You all know Lloyd, right? My only son? I have no other kids, though Misako wanted more. That's right. There's only one child of Lord Garmadon, and that is the green ninja, Lloyd.

Also, if I had another child, they would definitely stay with me in the underworld. They would never betray me like my son did. Or, I would make sure they didn't.

So, recapping, I have one child, not a daughter, not another son, not twins, not triplets, and definitely not a child that would take me over!

Enough said.

From, a man who has one child, Garmadon

Don't get me wrong, I actually love the stories with children of Garmadon. Thank you Gretccheen for the adventures of Christi! I just think Lord Garmadon would say this.