~Herman the Hedgehog~
"No Business Like Dough Business"
"I think this is Baljeet's..." Mom states as she enters the kitchen where Phineas, Ferb and Candace are eating, placing 'The Most Pointless Book of World Records' on the table in front of them all. "... I think he must have left in out there when he was around last" she continues as the boys both pick up the book and flick through it. "Hey Ferb, wouldn't it be cool to break another one of these records?" Phineas asks his brother who nods his head in agreement.
Linda dismisses this as both of their imaginations and smiles, walking off and being followed by Candace. The boys continue to flick through the book as they reach a page showcasing a giant pizza base. "... at three hundred feet wide, this is the world's largest pizza" Phineas reads out before looking away from the book. "Three hundred feet? Hey! Where's Perry ... also; Ferb, I know what we're gonna to do today!" the young boy concludes.
Their pet platypus is flying over Danville with a pair of prosthetic wings as Major Monogram appears on his watch. "Good morning, Agent P ... we have been monitoring..." he is suddenly cut off as Perry loses control, smashing right into Evil Incorporated where he is trapped in molten rock that hardens instantly.
"I guess you're already there ... Doof'll tell you what he's up to anyway" Monogram concludes. "You bet I will" the evil scientist remarks as he paces towards the trapped agent. "Back in Gimmelstump..." Doofenshmirtz begins as he tells Perry of how he was very unlucky as a boy but he once won his very own comet in a competition. "... and if my calculations are correct, and they most definitely are, my comet that I legally own is right above us, and you know what I'm going to do with it?" he asks, facing Perry who swiftly shakes his head. "... Well I'm going to pull it towards Danville with my 'Comet Magnetizer-inator' and cause endless kinds of trouble ... that I'm not quite sure what at this moment but it will come to me, don't you worry about that!" he reassures before approaching his almost completed device.
Candace is sat at Slushy Dawg with Jeremy who's working there. "... they're so annoying, I thought I'd get out of the house before I even heard what they were going to build today" Candace tells her boyfriend. "I guess they found you" he remarks, pointing to Phineas and Ferb who have entered the restaurant.
Candace groans as Phineas asks Jeremy if he has any spare flour they can borrow ... a lot of spare flour. "How much do you want, guys?" Jeremy asks inquisitively. "About twenty tonnes" Phineas responds as Candace asks them what they want with twenty tonnes of flour. "We're gonna try to break a new record, the world's largest pizza base" Phineas answers as his sister shakes her head saying that this is exactly what she has to deal with every single day.
Heinz smashes his hammer on his device before standing up and walking towards Perry. "You ready to go public?" he asks the platypus before pushing a button and the room turning to a blimp that lifts out into the air. "How are you doing back there?" the doctor asks the struggling platypus.
The scientist stops the blimp and begins to aim his inator up into the air. "There it is! I see it!" he remarks due to spotting his comet in the air. "Now for the interesting part" he continues as he pushes a button and an orange beam shoots into the air, hitting the comet and slowly pulling it towards the earth as Perry watches in horror from his trap...
Phineas and Ferb are in the yard pouring huge amount of flour with the other over-sized ingredients as the dough is gradually formed. "I don't think we have enough room" Phineas remarks as the dough continues to expand, almost filling the entire yard.
Doofenshmirtz watches in disbelief that his inator is actually functioning properly. "Soon my comet will be upon us and I can ... I mean, wait a second, if my inator is pulling the comet ... oh no! It's going to kill us!" he screams as Perry rolls his eyes. "You need to help me disable it" Doof demands, pulling Perry from his trap as they both push and pull on the device with no success.
"It's out back, Mom!" Candace says, pulling her mother through the front door of the house. "I think we need a bigger area, Ferb" Phineas remarks staring at the dough that's spilling out over the fence. "How about that field?" Ferb points out in the distance as they both pull their creation from the yard and towards the decided area.
"Look Mom!" Candace screams at the empty yard. "Look at the dough that's ... not there?" Candace continues as Mom rolls her eyes and walks inside. "I'm going to bed" Candace continues as she also walks inside.
"This is useless" Doof remarks from the blimp. "The only way we can do anything is by reversing the inator and forcing my comet back into space" he continues as Perry rewires the device and Doof pushes a button sending out a bolt of energy that misses the comet and shoots off into space. Perry stares at him with disappointment as the inept scientist tells him to quit it.
Candace is in her room sulking about another failed attempt at busting the boys, looking out of her window as she does so. "Hey, look at that giant, flaming bird" Candace remarks at the sight of the comet heading towards the city. She looks down to see the boys in the nearby field with the giant pizza dough ball. "It's still here?! MOM, MOM!" she screams, running down the stairs, two at a time.
The comet continues to head towards them as Heinz has an idea. "Wait a second, I just have to turn off the device" he says before pulling out a chord and the blimp begins to gradually fall from the air due to lack of power. The boys admire the giant pizza base and realize they need to get photographic evidence to prove to the judges they broke a world record. They both walk back home to get a camera.
As they leave, the falling blimp lands on the pizza dough and sticks to the bottom of it, unbeknownst to Perry and Doof inside. "Stop nagging me, I'll plug it back in" Heinz tells the platypus as he plugs it back into the wall and the blimp slowly lifts up into the air with the dough stretching as they lift up. "I don't remember it being this resistant" he questions as the dough continues to stretch from the field to the blimp.
Agent P covers his eyes as the comet shoots under the blimp, wrapping itself around the dough, stretching and shooting back off into space with the dough still covering it. "Here it is Mom" Candace says as she enters the yard with Mom and points at the empty field. "Can I please go back inside now Candace?" she asks before she does just that.
Phineas and Ferb walk onto the field holding the camera, noticing the distinct lack of bread dough. "Where'd it go?" Phineas questions. "It went all Candace on us!" he concludes as Ferb tells his brother that he now knows how their sister feels.
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