A/N: (and i mean a real one this time) This is really late. I had it done on time but real life got in the way and I completely forgot about posting until last night when the two of us were going to the hp movie (yay midnight movies!). So, yeah, chapters should be vaguely on time from now on.

2 Weeks Later

Harry and Draco had bonded a lot (and by bonded I mean had WILD SEX) since Harry had been rescued from his abusive pedophile uncle by Snape two weeks before. They were just falling asleep after yet another exhaustive round of hot man lovin' when Buttercupmoonflower the Snape family's head house elf popped into the room telling the boys that they needed to go see Snape in the library.

Draco and Harry sighed because they were really tired but they knew if they didn't go Snape would yell at them for sleeping when the day star was still out. They slipped into their robes and groped each other to the library.

In the library Snape was scowling down at the owl he had received mere minutes earlier that had prompted him to call the boys to the library. He was not happy, in fact, one would say he was downright displeased. The owl had made him so mad that he had tried to set fire to it but the parchment was charmed to not catch fire.

He couldn't believe the nerve of that crazy old man Dumbledore. How dare he try to force him to tell Harry that stuff. He refused, but there was the problem of the curse sealed into the parchment that had activated as Snape read it. There was no way he would let anyone, let alone the two boys who were on their way to see him, and could, in fact, be heard noisily walking down the hall towards the library.

In a fit of panic, Severus threw on his heaviest, longest winter robes, hoping they would cover any involuntary twitchings from his new black tail, and, after a few moments of panic, he thrust a top hat from one of the display shelves over his new cat ears.

At that moment, the large ornately gothic doors to the library opened and the two teenage boys walked in, Draco heading immediately to his favorite chair closest to the fire across from snape's desk, and Harry stopping at the door to look around in awe.

Aparently when Snape said library, he meant it. The walls were completely covered in booksheleves filled with books, and there were two or three free standing shelves, like in a library, covered in books as well. The only book free section of wall was that behind Snape's desk and the small section of the adjacent wall that housed the fireplace. Behind Snape's desk there was a large picture window draped in heavy black velvet curtains overlooking the expansive French countyside of Snape Manor. On either side of the window there was an identical display frame, one side held what appeared to be a paddle with a bit of white string hanging from it, and on the other, a small rubber ball with an identical piece of string.

While Harry was busy puzzling out why Snape had a broken paddle ball framed on his wall, Draco was busy staring at his godfather and trying not to laugh, or smile for that matter. He was wearing a ridiculously dusty top hat, and had begun to visibly sweat from the weight of the thick woolen robes covering his frame. He noticed Draco looking at him and fixed him with an acid glare that caused Draco to look away suddenly, gulping in fear.

Harry finally got over trying to puzzle out the paddle ball and sat himself on Draco's lap. The boys kissed and turned around to ask Snape what they were there for.

"So," said Harry, "What are we here for?"

Snape looked flustered for a moment. He had planned to tell Harry and Draco the truth about everything, but since the letter from Dumbledore, he no longer wanted to. "there's no way I'm doing what that old coot wants me to do," Snape mumbled to himself.

"Huh?" Both boys asked at the same time.

Snape seemed to snap out of his not so internal dialogue, and jerked his head up to look at the boys suddenly, his top hat tipping precariously to one side, momentarily revealing the edge of one of his feline ears. Luckily for him a mysterious sparkle had caught Harry's attention and he had turned at that moment to ask Draco "What's that thing?" and Draco had turned to look as well.

After a moment looking at the thing, Draco said "Oh, that…it's just a meaningless plot device."

"oh, okay." Harry said, and both boys turned there attention to the man on the other side of the desk, who had at this point righted his hat.

Snape opened his mouth to speak, hoping fervently that in the next breath he could come up with a good excuse for having the boys in his office that didn't involve dark sordid secrets of his past that Dumbledore suddenly wanted out in the open. Luck shone down on Snape that day, for, at that moment, the doors to the library slammed open and Lucius Malfoy stormed through the door trailed by a small horde of house elves who appeared to be waving the end of his long cloak dramatically.

"Draco, get over here!" He shouted imposingly. "How dare you run away from me!"

Harry looked over at Draco in shock. He didn't know that the blond had run away from his father, but he did know that now that the man had appeared in the door, Draco was cowering fearfully in his chair, looking as if he were trying to sink into the seat. Harry remembered himself what it was like to be so afraid of your guardians, and in that instant he realized that he would not let his boyfriend be taken back to a situation where he would be abused and shit.

Harry jumped out of his seat, and drew his wand on Lucius. "He's mine now and you can't have him! Now go away!" Lucius scoffed at Harry and moved forward to grab Draco, pulling his wand out of his cane as he did. Harry wasn't going to give him the chance though, and before Lucius could complete either motion, Harry had screamed out a spell in a strange language and Lucius was lying dead on the floor.

Draco looked at Harry and hugged him in thanks, and then the boys went to turn to Snape, who was staring in shock at Harry. Before they could turn around however, the doors to the library slammed open again and there stood the Dursleys.

"Get over here boy!" Vernon yelled, and without waiting to see if Harry would respond he charged into the room. Just as he was about to grab Harry by the arm, Draco ripped a sword off the wall and stabbed him and he was dead. Then the other Dursleys ran away home because they were being controlled and oppressed by Vernon and without him they didn't see a need to stay near the wizards anymore.

Harry stared at Draco in awe and jumped him, practically having sex with him only they had clothes on. They were once again interrupted by the door opening and Dumbledore stood in the doorway, backlit in dramatic relief by a shining white light. Before he could open his mouth Snape had avada kedavraed him.

Harry and Draco turned to look at snape, who's hat had fallen off exposing his ears, in complete disbelief.

"What?" Snape said, "He gave me friggin cat ears…and a tail. He was asking for it."

"Oh, okay," Harry said cheerily, then he and Draco and Snape went to the kitchens for lunch and to give the house elves a chance to clear away the bodies.

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