Yes, and once again welcome to WHAT HAPPENS IF…

Link had amazing regeneration powers

The boss smiled, or would have if… a one eyed spider with no mouth could smile. Young Link was wounded and on half a heart. One more attack would kill him. One more attack. But…

Link had one special weapon up his sleeve.

Gohma laughed. "Foolish boy, prepare to meet your doom right here!" Gohma lunged at Link.

Link pulled out his secret weapon. "It seems you have activated MY TRAP CARD!" Light suddenly filled the room, and Gohma attempted to shield her eye from the brightness.

Suddenly, coins! THOUSANDS OF THEM!

And each time Link "collected" a coin, his health recovered.

Gohma screamed. "WHAT IS THIS? SUPER MARIO 64!"

And then a pipe, a star and a goomba appeared.

Link used Stalkerbook*

"Alright time to see what Ganondorf is up to," Link said.

Link opened up . org and decided to search up the latest status updates that Ganondorf had posted. Link needed fresh information, and Stalkerbook was the best way to get it.

Link had to be stealthy in certain ways. No way was he going to be added onto Ganondorf's "friends" list if his name was Link and a photo of himself.

So Link had to be extremely witty. He let his online persona's name be… Neal. And his photo… he disguised himself with a moustache, so no-one could ever identify his true personality. Brilliant, he though to himself.

Not even Zelda herself, the holder of Wisdom.

So, this was how "Neal" kept up to date with Ganondorf's activities. Occasionally, he had some really boring status updates like:

"jst gt bck frm 5233x4553 ws g8 fn"

"ate pi was good"

"wk up an flt like doin charitee"

And so on and forth.

However, after stalking Ganondorf for an adequate enough of time through Stalkerbook, he was able to determine Ganondorf's movement, and decided to set a trap.

Ganondorf walked with his entire army up towards Kokiri Forest. He heard from a loyal supporter called "Neal" that Link was attempting to gather a large army to defeat the forces of "evil". He snorted. Evil was not determined by morals. Evil was determined by the ruler of the day.

His army of ten thousand marched behind him and they approached Kokiri Forest.

Link made sure everything was ready. "Is everything in place?" He asked his second-in-command, Navi.

"Everything's in position. We'll trap them in the chokepoint outside the entrance," she grinned.

Link waited until the majority of Ganondorf's army walked into the chokepoint, and then flipped the switch.

Moral: Make sure when you add someone on Stalkerbook, make sure you actually know who they are, and when they say something make sure you can trust them.

* Stalkerbook is definitely NOT Facebook, the names are not the same. See?

AN: I am truly sorry about the long but short updates, holidays have started and I'm starting with different stories - I might try a variety of one-shots, because currently serialisation isn't working for me haha XD