Summary: Timmy and Jimmy have formed their own wrestling organization, and this is their first ever Pay-per-View. Live from the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas…prepare to witness the spectacle and grandeur that is GrappleMania!
Disclaimer: See chapter #1
Bell rings
Elmer comes out swinging, battering the pop star with rights and lefts that pushes her into the corner. As she covers up, he continues to blast away with body blows and forearm shots until the referee breaks them up. He turns around to charge back in, but the diva gets her foot up and under his chin. As he stumbles back to the center of the ring, she clotheslines him a couple of times when he bounces back to his feet. He staggers into the ropes and she shoots him across the ring and hits him with a high knee that sends him rolling under the bottom rope and onto the protective mats on the outside.
When he gets back to his feet, she hits him with a baseball slide that sends him into the announce table back first. She pulls him to his feet and attempts an Irish whip, but he reverses and sends her hurtling into the ring steps. She hits with such velocity that she flips up and over the steps, dislodging them in the process. Elmer stalks after Britney as she crawls away from him, stomping away at the violated body part.
She scrambles into the ring, and hits him with a drop toe hold when he goes to stomp at her again. She floats over into a half Boston Crab, cranking back on his leg and sitting further up his back to increase the pressure. He scratches and claws and uses all his strength to pull himself towards the bottom rope as the referee continually asks if he wants to submit. Finally he does reach out and snag the bottom rope, though Britney doesn't let go until the very last moment before she is disqualified.
"Britney's recovered from that brutal trip into the stairs to take control! I never expected her to break out the submission moves though!" Eustace calls. In the ring, Elmer uses the ropes to get back to his feet, and Britney chop blocks him back to the canvas. "She's got that leg in her sights, and her only hope is to incapacitate that leg, because he can't hit the Boil Lancer if he's on his back!" Wanda responds.
She stomps at his chest, before ascending to the top rope and hitting a big time elbow drop. After a few moments she nips up to her feet, taunting Elmer to get up and also the crowd, giving them the upside down 'Hook 'Em' sign. Behind her, Elmer is indeed up, and when she turns around he blasts her with a right hand that sends her to the mat. She springs back to her feet and tries a clothesline, but he ducks and hits her with an Inverted Atomic Drop followed with a scoop slam before he takes the trip to the top rope, diving off with a moonsault that leads to a two count from the referee.
Following the near fall, the two get back to their feet and square off. After a few seconds stalking each other, Elmer walks up and slaps her hard across the face. She responds with a double leg takedown and mounts him, pummeling him with fists to the face, then turning it into a side headlock and pulled Elmer to his feet. He fights out of it with a side suplex, but Britney's able to maintain control and float over into another side headlock.
The referee checks to make sure the hold hasn't become a choke, and Elmer fights back, getting to his feet and shoving her off and into the ropes. On the rebound she ducks a clothesline, but on the second pass he's able to side step her and toss her over the top rope. She holds on and lands on the ring apron, only to have Elmer flip over her head and attempt a Sunset Flip into a power bomb in front of the announce table. Her grip finally releases, but she counters the power bomb into a hurricarana that sends Elmer flying onto and over the announce table.
"Are you ok Wanda? That was an incredible counter by the pop princess! Elmer went flying over the table and crashed into Wanda head on!" Eustace yells as the referee checks on both competitor and announcer. Britney stays back for a moment before shoving Eustace out of the way and going back on the offensive. She pulls him to his feet and slams his head repeatedly into the table.
"Get 'em the hell back in the ring damn it!" Wanda yells at the referee when her headset is functional again. Elmer blocks another attempt and thrusts his elbow into Britney's midsection. She counters another elbow with a knife edged chop to his chest and tries to Irish whip him into the steel ring post. He counters at the last second, changes trajectory and whips her hard into the barricade with a loud thud. He follows in and lifts her up, dropping her throat first across the top and clothes lining her on the rebound.
Elmer rolls back into the ring to break the referee's ten count, and rolls right back out, only to eat a hard right cross from a rejuvenated Britney. She picks him up off the floor and rolls him back in the ring. She hits a leg drop and covers him for another two count. Following the kick out, she drags him up and whips him into the ropes, only to receive a shoulder block that sends her to her back. She counters another shoulder block into a hip toss that sends her opponent into the far corner.
When Elmer gets to his feet, she pushes him into the corner and attacks him with a series of hard chops, each getting a Woooo! from the crowd. Elmer counters by grabbing her long golden hair and reversing her into the corner and hitting his own set of chops, leaving the exposed cleavage a deep red in the process. She retaliates with an even harder chop, but he responds with a slap so hard it splits her lip and blood trickles down her chin, before he whips her into the corner so hard she flips over the top rope and onto the protective mats below.
"Those chops sounded like gun shots, and that slap split Britney's lip open, and you can imagine her record label is having a massive coronary over that Eustace!" Wanda says.
"Forget the label and her lip, she's damn lucky she didn't break her neck off that intense Irish whip! Wait, what's Elmer doing?" He responds. In the ring, the referee had been holding Elmer back from going to the outside. When the official starts his obligatory ten count, Elmer climbs up the turnbuckles and dives off with a cross body that finds its mark. The referee restarted his count when Elmer took to the air, and was up to seven when both competitors stirred.
"If we have a double count-out…Betty Quinlan wins the title by default! You know her and Nick are in the back cheering for that and imploring the ref to count quicker!" Eustace yells as both competitors slowly crawl back into the ring at the nine count. They both lay on their backs trying to catch their breath, though Elmer slowly gets to his knees first. Once on his feet, he bends down to pick Britney up, but gets a shock when she leaps up and hits him with her finisher: a version of the Angle Slam, which she calls the World Tour.
However, as soon as they land on the canvas, she flops onto her stomach, exhausted from the frenetic pace the two have been carrying on for the past few minutes. After what seems like an eternity, she stirs and crawls over, barely able to drape her arm over his heaving chest. Her eyes go wide in shock when Elmer's shoulder gets off the canvas before the final slap of the mat from the referee.
"Britney hit the World Tour, but she took too long in covering Elmer! It's the first time anyone, and by God I mean anyone has kicked out of the World Tour!" Wanda screams. In the ring, it's Elmer's turn to nip up as the crowd roars its approval. He yanks her by the hair to her feet, kicks her in the stomach and hoists her into the air, driving her into the canvas with the Boil Lancer. The crowd counts along as he covers her and hooks her right leg. However a large gasp rises up as Britney kicks out before the three can be counted.
"Elmer Benson is in shock! That's the very move that won him the Elimination Chamber match at Wedded Bliss, and Britney Britney kicked out of it! This match shockingly continues!" Eustace yells enthusiastically.
Elmer stalks around his opponent as she struggles to get up. He chargers at her again, but she counters into a spine buster in the middle of the ring. She moves to his legs, wrapping him up into the Figure Four leg lock. He screams and writhes in agony, trying to roll her over to counter the pressure on his knees and legs.
His shoulders fall to the mat and the referee makes a long two count. Elmer has to expend precious energy by dragging both of their bodies towards the ropes. He doesn't make it, but his determination pays off when he is able to roll over onto his stomach, reversing the pressure onto Britney's knees.
"The pop princess has got to be in scintillating pain right now on those surgically repaired knees! Remember, she tore ligaments in both knees while on tour in France not even eight months ago!" Wanda tells the home audience while Britney screams and shakes her head 'no' every time the referee asks her if she wants to submit. She is finally able to roll enough to where both of them are close enough to the ropes for her to grab onto the bottom rope to break the hold.
Both competitors get back to their feet, Elmer slapping his leg to get the circulation going again while Britney shakes her knee to loosen it back up. Elmer turns around and walks into an Inverted Atomic Drop that stuns him enough for Britney to set him up again for the World Tour. As she lifts him up, Elmer is able to counter out and into a DDT that leaves them both sprawled out on the canvas in exhaustion.
"Elmer smartly countered the World Tour into a devastating DDT, but both competitors are down again! Are either of these two gonna have anything left for the Finals? At this moment, the smart money says an emphatic: No!" Eustace calls.
Britney gets to her feet first, and steps over her opponent to climb up the turnbuckles again. But, as her foot passed over his chest, Elmer suddenly reached up and rolled her up with a school boy, and used all his remaining strength and a bit of her shorts to keep her down for the three count.
"Here is your winner: ELMER BENSON!" Chet announces as the crowd roars its approval. He quickly slides out of the ring and celebrates as he walks back up the ramp. In the ring, Britney throws a fit, with the referee diving out quickly to avoid her wrath.
"I couldn't tell if Elmer had a handful of material, but it doesn't matter because Elmer was able to pin her out of nowhere when I thought Britney had one last big move in her arsenal. What a match that was Eustace!" Wanda says as Britney storms up the ramp.
"I think he did, but at the end of the day, the referee didn't catch it. What matters is that Elmer Benson is in the Finals and has a helluva shot at the Inter-Dimensional Title. I believe, and I think the crowd does as well, that he can win it all, even after a grueling match like what we've just witnessed." Eustace replies.
"Elmer's in the finals, and his tag-team partner Sanjay is standing by backstage with the Turners. Sanjay, take it away."
In the Interview Area
"First off, I gotta say big ups to my boy Elmer for clawing his way into the Finals. My guests at this time are one half of our Double Main Event tonight. Timmy, Tootie…welcome to Dallas!"
Timmy grins at his wife and gives Sanjay a high five. "Thanks Sanjay, it's always good to be back in my home state. It was also good to see my boy Elmer take it to that damn hillbilly Britney. I almost ran-in and smacked her for dissing the Longhorns like that."
Tootie squeezes his hand hard. "Easy tiger, You finally just calmed down from that game. Back to tonight…Jimmy, I heard what you said and I know you're gonna bring your best, but it ain't gonna be enough. Tonight it'll be your title dreams that will rest in peace in that casket. The feeling of love is mutual, but I gotta have the Women's Title more than you crave the World Title."
Sanjay nods, then turns to Timmy. "Well with her thoughts out of the way before I could even ask the question…how do you feel about going into Hell in a Cell against one of the toughest women on the planet tonight?"
"Honestly, I'm gonna dig deep down to a place I haven't been to in a long time. Ever since Toot and I got married it's been like Heaven on Earth. But tonight, I'm gonna do to Cindy what I did to Vicky at Wedded Bliss. Cindy, you know I love ya like family, but tonight belongs to me." he says with just a hint of a smile. The happy couple each gives Sanjay a high five before heading back to their locker room.
Back at Ringside
"Interesting comments from the Turners there Eustace. Both are extremely confident that they will walk out of Dallas victorious, but I think they could be taking Jimmy and Cindy too lightly…especially under the circumstances of the matches." Wanda says.
"I don't think they're taking them too lightly Wanda. I think they respect their opponents, and you can feel the bond the four share. Either match: Cindy vs. Tootie or Jimmy vs. Timmy would be huge for the fans to see." Eustace replies.
"The following contest is a Last Person Standing Match! In this contest, there are no pin falls, submissions, count outs or disqualifications. The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent until they cannot answer the ten count!" Chet announces as "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent comes to life over the PA system.
"Introducing first: from Walla Walla, Washington; weighing 220lbs.: CAT MAN!" The superhero enters the arena and fires his grappling hook into the lighting structure. Once secured, he swings from the entrance all the way into the ring wearing his trademark costume. He unhooks his cape after landing, and tosses his grappling gun to the ringside attendant as "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys replaces his entrance theme.
"His opponent: from the planet Gorlock: APRIL!" The beautiful alien saunters her way to the ring, her hips swaying in time to the ill rhymes of the Beasties. She enters the ring and does a quick little dance in the center of the ring before circling Dimmsdale's resident superhero. The referee assigned the contest looks from one another and calls for the bell to start the match.
A/N: Read and review. Elmer advances to face Betty with the gold on the line later in the show. Coming up, we'll have this contest, Cindy will offer a rebuttal to Timmy, and have the intros for the Ultra Lord on a Pole match.