Xtra Disclaimer: This sketch belongs to the geniuses that are Monty Python. Of course Duo play's Eric Idle's part…/snicker/
In Which there is 'The Wedding' Sketch
/Duo is standing behind his desk at the marriage registry place/
/Wufei walks in/
Wufei: Excuse me, I want to get married.
Duo: I'm afraid I'm already married, Sir.
Wufei: No, no, I just want to get married.
Duo: /looks thoughtful/ I could get a divorce, I suppose. But it would be a bit of a wrench….
Wufei: No no no, that won't be necessary because--
Duo: See, would you come to my place or should I have to come to yours? Because I've just got a big mortgage…
Wufei: No, I want to get married here.
Duo/looks disappointed/ Oh dear, I had my heart set on a church wedding.
Wufei: Look, I just want you to marry me to--
Duo: I want to marry you too, sir, but it's not as simple as that. You're sure you want to get married?
Wufei: Yes, and I want to get married very quickly.
Duo: Suits me, sir, suits me. /nodding/
Wufei:/getting anxious/ No, I don't want to marry you, I—
Duo: There is such a thing as breach of promise, sir.
Wufei: Look, I just want you to act as registrar and marry me.
Duo: I will marry you, sir, but please make up your mind. Please don't trifle with my affections.
Wufei: I'm sorry but—
Duo: That's all right, sir. I forgive you – lover's tiff. You're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.
Wufei: Look, I'm already engaged
Duo: . Yes, and I'm already married…still, we'll get around it!
/Quatre walks in /
Quatre: Good morning, I want to get married.
Duo: I'm afraid I'm already marrying this gentleman, sir.
Quatre: /looks at Wufei/ Well, can I get married after him?
Duo: Well, divorce isn't as quick as that, sir. Still, if you're keen…
/ Trowa walks up to desk/
Trowa: I want to get married, please.
Duo: Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it? All right. /claps hands/ You'll have to wait till I've married these two, sir.
Trowa: What, these two getting married?
/Trowa looks at Wufei and Quatre/
Trowa: Quatre, what are you doing marrying him?
Duo: He's marrying me first, sir.
Trowa: He's engaged to me!
/Heero walks onstage/
Heero: Come on, Duo.
Duo: Blimey, the wife.
Wufei/to Heero/ Will you marry me?
Heero: I'm already married.
/A picture of the 5 standing with arms linked in front of a house comes on screen/
Narrator: Well, things turned out all right in the end. But you mustn't ask how, because it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
And now for something completely different…..