Ah yes, totally forgot to do this. I'm supposed to say something along the lines of 'I do not own any of the characters, just the story itself, blah blah blah'. I hope you won't go all kung-fu on me for not saying it previous chapter. Anyways, I guess there isn't anything else to say, but 'Enjoy'!

Chapter 3: Puffin's Cookbook

After cleaning up the mess they made in the living room, the two Nordics ventured to the kitchen to raid Iceland's fridge. Denmark threw the door of the fridge wide open before sorting through the mess of haphazardly-stacked ingredients, looking for his beer. Norway observed the mess of dirty dishes and empty packaging strewn about the kitchen. Denmark exclaimed in joy when he finally found his beer.

"Really?" Norway asked, as Denmark fished the rest of the case of beer out of fridge. Denmark shrugged as he took another swig from the bottle.

Looking around for the first time, Denmark noted the mess. "Is it just me," he began. "Or does it look like Iceland was trying to cook something?"

Disregarding the temptation to say 'Yes, It is just you'; Norway took another good look at the kitchen. "I guess so," he admitted.

"Hey, Norge." Denmark called, standing in front of the wooden table that served as a storage space for unused spices and such similar things. The Dane had picked up a relatively normal looking scrapbook like thing, labeled ' 's Cookbook'.

"What the hell?" Denmark muttered as he leafed through the pages. "What kind of cookbook is this? I've never heard of half these things."

Norway sighed. "That may be for two reasons. One, its 's cookbook; meaning most of this is what a puffin would eat." The Dane's eyebrows creased as he came to the same conclusion. Norway continued, "And second, he made all the food names' fish puns." At this Denmark just looked plain confused. "Never mind."

Denmark continued to leaf through the book, until he found a recipe he understood. "Norge." Denmark placed the cookbook on the table. "Let's make this." He pointed to a Chocolate Chip Fish Cookie recipe.

Norway read the ingredients. "I think I see all the ingredients around here." The Dane hopped in excitement. "But, Denmark?"

"Yes?"

"Do we really need to add the fish?" Denmark's eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

"The what?"

Norway facepalmed. "Idiot! It says Chocolate Chip Fish Cookies! FISH!" He emphasized the word fish, trying to get the fact across the Dane's thick skull. After giving him the 'No duh' face, Denmark ran over to the pantry.

"What do we need?"

Norway reviewed the ingredients carefully, taking note of when he would certain items and where he could most likely find them. "Um, first off we need the sugars. The recipe says we need three-fourths…"

Denmark didn't let him finish. "WHAT? There's more than one type of sugar. I mean it's sugar. How can it be anything other than just plain sugar?"

Norway sighed yet again. "Type wise, there are a lot of kinds of sugar. For this recipe we need regular and brown sugar…"

The two Nordic countries managed to mostly follow the recipe and ended up with decent looking cookie batter. Yes, they did in fact leave the fish out, though Denmark almost added a banana on accident (God knows how).