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Gravity Falls
Back at Gravity Falls, everything was getting worse by the moment. People were beating each other, destroying the christmas tree and many more rude and naughty things. Everybody stopped when Mabel arrived from the sky.
"Hello everybody!" greeted Mabel
Mabel snapped her fingers and a mistletoe magically appeared right above a couple, eliminating the jerktonium effect and returning them to normal. Mabel continued to snaps her fingers, summon things out of nowhere and destroying the jerktonium effect on the people affected.
As music started, some of the people who got cured started to play some christmas decorations like instruments as the song started. Mabel was now spinning on a earth-shaped sphere as the sphere turned into a snowball and got on her hand.
Bring joy to the world; it's what we should do
But the world does not revolve around you
Mabel threw the snowball to Robbie and when Robbie turned around, Mabel gave him a gift. Once he opened it, Robbie returned to normal as he took out his gift, a new guitar.
Don't be a jerk(don't be a jerk),
It's Christmas.
Meanwhile, one of the supreme court baby's was sitting on a donkey, joined soon enough by Old Man McGucket and the donkey riding to the sunset with both the Supreme court baby and Old Man McGucket.
Be nice to babies and animals and old folks too
'cause that's how you'd like them to treat you!
At the Northwest Mansion, Pacifica had received a call from Mabel on the phone of her room. Pacifica threw it trough the window as Grenda was hammering a nail and, accidentally, destroying what she was doing.
Use turning signals, don't lose all your guts,
But please don't wreck the house starting with truss.
While walking, Mabel's shoe got stuck on a gum in the floor and as she tried to release her shoe she accidentally felled on a toothpaste tube, causing it to shoot the toothpaste from the bottom.
Don't Spit your gum where it will wind up on my shoe,
Don't lay your toothpaste on the ground to be amused.
At the other side, the toothpaste was gonna hit a baby in the teeth but Mabel arrived there with a toothbrush immediately. The toothpaste hit the toothbrush and Mabel brushed the baby's teeth with it.
Don't be a jerk(don't be a jerk),
It's Christmas.
Hey! It's Christmas!
As Mabel took out and gave everybody in a line a gift box, the jerktonium effects vanished in the person that received the gift. Mabel gave the gift to Wendy, who then gave it to Grenda, who then gave it to Pacifica...who was unaffected, Pacifica shrugged as she gave the gift to Soos and finally, Soos gave the gift to Mabel who opened it, revealing it to be empty.
At the inside of the Mystery Shack, two people were talking before Mabel jumped out of the bush close to them.
When people are talking never interrupt,
At the bathroom, Gideon suddenly left a toilet as Mabel hit him, causing him to fall trough the window and Mabel put the toilet's seat down.
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
At the dinner table, everybody was reunited as the next objects were shown as Mabel sang.
It's the time for family and generosity and nativity,
Mabel was in one yellow platform in a blank space.
'Tis the season to be merry and not jerky!
The lights turned on and then, Dipper, Wendy, Stan and Soos were in yellow platforms as well. the yellow platforms when connected resembled a star.
Merry and not jerky!
Mabel started to jump among a stair made of gifts, every step made one of the gifts light up.
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Mabel jumped from the top of the gift stair and while she was falling, Dipper, Wendy, Stan and Soos were down with a trampoline. Mabel jumped from the trampoline and she landed safely on the ground as she and everybody else singed the last part of the song.
Don't be a jerk(don't be a jerk),
It's Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Don't be a jerk,
It's Christmas!
Right after the song finished, everybody was free from jerktonium as they talked to each other and being very pleasant. Dipper gave his sister a big hug to celebrate.
"Congratulations Mabel." greeted Candy "Your song worked."
"And not a moment too soon." said Mabel as she separated from Dipper "Now santa will surely come to Gravity Falls!"
"And you aren't kidding at that." said Stan as he pointed at the sky "There he is!"
Santa Claus arrived from the skies and landed on the ground using the jets on his sleigh, everybody was amazed when they saw him.
"Santa!" shouted Mabel as she went running to Santa
"Ohohoho, cool down your rockets Mabel." said Santa in a disappointed tone "I have bad news for everybody."
"Bad news?" asked Mabel
"Yes, everybody is in the naughty list this year." answered Santa before explaining "You've all been a bunch of jerks."
"But-" said Mabel before being interrupted
"But nothing, coal for everyone!" shouted Santa before resuming "Except for Gideon."
After hearing his name and everybody started to look at him, Gideon did a short happy dance of victory with a cold grin in his face while everybody else had a shocked look on their faces.
"What?!" asked everybody shocked
"I'm just as surprised as you are." said Santa as Gideon looked at Mabel with a mocking stare and then changed to a cuter pose with a halo on his head "But compared to everybody, Gideon was a saint."
"Here, Gideon." said Santa as he gave Gideon something in a bottle "I believe you wanted this for christmas."
"The secret of the vending machine!" shouted Stan once he recognized said bottle "Where did you got that?!"
"I work in mysterious ways." ambiguously answered Santa
Just as Santa said that, a little elf tried to grab Stan's walled from his pocket. The elf was caught by both Wendy and Soos.
"Mr Pines!" called Soos and Wendy in unison
"Hey!" yelled Stan as he shooed the elf away and grabbed his wallet back "Leave before I break you, little rascalian!"
"But but but-" repeated Mabel as Grenda brought her to Santa's side and Grenda hit her to make her return to her senses "But santa, you must've got something wrong!"
"On the contrary, Mabel." said Santa "You've been the naughtiest of all."
Everybody gasped as lot of punching and throw noises were heard among the crow and innocent Gravity Fall citizens went flying.
"There you are now," said Santa as he pointed at the crow "wrecking havoc!"
"Hold on," said Dipper as he realized something "if Mabel's here, then who's the one wrecking havoc?"
Once the lines were more open, the Android Mabel appeared before throwing Lee away. "Uh oh." was the only thing Gideon tought as he saw that the Android Mabel had gone out of control.
Using it's sensory eyes, the Android Mabel looked at the data of a random guy, Mabel, Gideon and finally Santa before setting Santa as its target.
"I'm ready to destroy christmas!" shouted the Android Mabel as it transformed into a bigger and more powerful version of itself "Destroy Santa!"
"You won't get to santa, Android me!" said Mabel as she defended Santa Claus "You want him? Get trough me first!"
"As you wish!" said the Super Android Mabel as she punched Mabel to the ground
"My goodness." said Santa Claus shocked
"Is..is that all...you got?" asked Mabel in a dizzy state from the punch
The Super Android Mabel grabbed Mabel and, after spinning its arm many times, threw her far away. The Super Android Mabel shoot fire from its eyes as Santa decided to hide in the tree, the S.A.M. grabbed the tree and after it grab Santa put it back to its place.
"You know this counts as naughty isn't it?" asked Santa
Just in that moment, Mabel arrived with the jerknator in flight mode
"Put down the grandpa of christmas!" shouted Mabel
Mabel started to shoot fruitcakes at the S.A.M., smoke started to come out the S.A.M. the more fruitcakes Mabel shoot. "Right from the oven, hot and lovin'!" shouted Mabel as she shoot the last fruitcakes. The S.A.M. started to malfunction as Mabel went down the arm Santa was being held to, "hop on,Santa!" said Mabel, Santa jumped to the jerknator and left flying with Mabel before the S.A.M. exploded.
Back at the ground, Mabel and Santa shaked hands together as everybody else looked happy and Gideon was nowhere to be seen.
"Thanks again for saving my kinster." said Santa
"Oh ho, Santa." said Mabel blushing and covering her cheeks
"You're clearly a very good child." said Santa before changing of tone "Unlike the owner of that cyber atrocity."
One of the elfs, holding the S.A.M.'s wind up key, went to Santa and showed him the wind up key
"Now what's this?" asked Santa as he grabbed the wind up key "If found please return to the Tent of Telepathy?! GIDEON!"
"Oh hack it I'm out of here."tought Gideon, who was hiding behind the big tree
Gideon tried to left the town by walking quietly and slowly, however Stan was waiting for him at the other side of the tree.
"Hand it over Gideon, don't make it even worse." said Stan as grabbed the bottle and threw Gideon to Santa's sleigh
"Okay boys," said Santa as he gave the elfs a signal and he turned to Gideon "let's give Gideon what he deserves."
Gideon screamed as he was throw another mountain of coal at him from Santa's other bag. "Goodbye Fallers!" greeted Santa to the people of Gravity Falls before starting up his sleigh and leaving the town.
"Hey, has someone seen Grenda?" asked Dipper
Grenda was in Santa's sleigh back with a net and a mischievous smile, as she giggled she captured Santa in the net, causing him to fly away out of control before finally getting rid of Grenda. Grenda fell to the ground and she got up immediately.
"Merry christmas to everybody!" greeted all the people of Gravity Falls to the reader while waving their hands