I need a new way of saying the disclaimer…

I know!

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Read the past sentence backwards. :-D

Dani and I were the first to actually start walking into the maze. Kwan and Dash glanced at each other before running to catch up with us.

"So," Kwan said. "What are blood blossoms?"

"Ancient way of rebelling ghosts," Dani stated, not really thinking.

I added quickly, "It affects Dani and I because we have both been in lab accidents involving ectoplasm and have gained a smidge of ectoplasm contamination. Not much though. Don't worry."

Dani glanced at me confused. I willed my eyes to flash green and wiggled my shoulder towards the two jocks and slowly shook my head. She flashed her eyes green in understanding.

"Wait, Fentertainment tonight," Dash said. "What did you mean by 'early Salem, Massachusetts'?"

I quickly edited the real story. "There's a ghost object called the Infi-Map. It can take you anywhere in the Ghost Zone or Earth as well as teleport you through time."

Dash looked excited. "Cool! I wanna see the future!"

A haunted look flashed across my face.

Kwan noticed it. "What's that look, Fenton?"

I looked up to the sky. "I saw the future once. Well, an alternate future."

"Did you see me?" Dash asked, excitedly.

I shook his head sadly. "The best guess…" I looked at Dash. "…You were dead at the hands—no, gloves of my ghost…" I punched a hedge in anger.

Dani placed a hand on my leg (she was too short to reach my shoulder). "Danny, alternate future. You won't become Dan in this future."

I smiled weakly. "As long as I keep my humanity and don't go insane."

Dani smiled to assure me that I wouldn't.

Our small quartet stopped. We were in a dead end with a stone wall across from them. On the side of the path were a table and a computer.

"This wall moves," I said, observing the stone.

Dani noticed a note on the table. "Guys, this note says that to open it, we have to analyze quotes that appear on the computer screen and type which ghost it is."

The three of us walked over to join her. Dani clicked start.

"' As a duly deputized protector of Amity Park, it's my sincere hope that you've enjoyed your butt kicking experience,'" I read.

"Danny Phantom!" Dani yelled.

I nodded and entered it on the computer.

Correct.

My face paled dramatically as I left Dash to read the quote.

"'You don't get it do ya? I'm still here. I still exist. That means you still turn into me.'"

"D-D-Dan P-P-Phantom," I whispered, entering it on the computer.

Correct.

I grinned at this quote. I turned to my clone/cousin. "Hey, Dani! Feeling brave?"

Dani grinned as she quoted the next lines from memory. "'A little weak in the knees actually… and I don't even have knees anymore!'"

I typed Dani Phantom.

Correct.

I read the next quote, "'You will remember my name.'"

"Ember McClain?" Kwan asked, confused.

Correct.

Dash read the next one in a confused voice, "'I sent those ghosts and others to test your father's skills. Imagine my surprise when I find you, the second ghost hybrid his foolishness created.'"

"Vlad Plasmius," Dani and I said together, receiving confused looks from the jocks.

Correct.

It was Dani's turn to read. "'What are you? A ghost trying to fit in with humans, or some creepy little boy with creepy little powers?'"

I entered Penelope Spectra.

Correct.

Kwan read. "'So you have wished it, so shall it be.'"

"Desiree!" I growled.

"How do you know her?" Dani asked.

"How do I know her?" I growled. "She erased my memory once and made Danny Phantom temporarily nonexistent! How do you think I know her?"

I typed in Desiree on the keyboard.

Correct.

I burst out laughing at the next quote as Dani did a perfect imitation.

"'BEWARE!"

"Boxy!" I said in between giggles.

Dani had to type it in for me.

Correct.

"'My girlfriend says I'm a lousy hunter. But hanging your pelt on my wall would change her mind,'" I read. I rolled my eyes. "Obviously Skulker. I actually agree with Ember on one thing though, he is a terrible hunter."

Dani stifled a laugh.

Correct.

Dash read the next one. "'Surrender child, you can't possibly win.'"

"Pariah Dark," I stated. In a smaller voice that only super-hearing could hear I added, "I didn't have to win. I just had to make sure he lost. I did win though."

Dani grinned behind me, hearing that.

Correct.

I smiled at the next quote. And recited it from memory. "'The Observants look at time like they're watching a parade. One thing after another, passing by in sequence right in front of them. I see the parade from above. All the twists and turns it might, or might not, take.'" I grinned. "Easy, Clockwork."

"You know the ghost of time?" Dani's faint whisper reached my ear due to super-hearing.

"Corse I do. Apparently, I became his responsibility after the whole 'evil future me' incident," I whispered back. "And you being my clone, I guess it expands to you too."

I entered the name on the computer.

Correct.

"'Okay, Okay. But you know you might have wanted to play it a little closer to the vest,'" Kwan read.

"Johnny 13," I said.

Dani grinned. "I met him. He's kinda cute."

I turned to face her. "When we get out of this mess, you and I will be having a discussion about which boys you date. And I CANNOT see you two together."

"You're not my dad," Dani said, folding her arms.

I smirked and turned back to the computer. "No. But I'm your closest relative and I will be having this talk with you. Unless you want to go back to 'Daddy'?"

Dani's eyes went wide. "NO! I am not going back to the fruit loop."

I entered the name on the keyboard and grinned. "Yup, we definitely are clones," I whispered low enough for her super-hearing to pick up.

She stuck her tongue out.

Correct.

"' Excellent! My upgrade is complete! With the technology in this house, I can drain all the power from this city, and then, the world!'" Kwan read.

I rolled his eyes. "Only one ghost who shouts his plans out to the world like that."

"Technus?" Dani asked.

"Technus," I confirmed. "Now what's his first name?"

"Nicolai," Dani said, smirking.

"We will also be having a discussion about how you know that," I said, typing.

Correct.

"'That's against the rules,'" Dash read.

I slammed my hand down on the table, startling everyone. "Walker! I hate him! I hate him! I. Hate. Him!"

Dani, still startled, snuck past her angry, at-the-moment green-eyed cousin and typed it.

Correct.

I took a few deep breaths. Then I read the next quote, "'Pitiful human race. Your progress has destroyed acres of my children. Now I shall destroy you to make room for my new offspring.'" I thought for a second. "Undergrowth."

"Undergrowth?" Kwan asked.

"The plant ghost that attacked the town and had everyone under mind control," I said. "Well, everyone except me and Phantom."

Dani shivered. "Man, that must've been strange."

I nodded. "The two of us escaped into the Ghost Zone."

I typed Undergrowth.

Correct.

Dani read the next quote. "'You're the bully from where I'm standing.'"

"Sidney Poindexter," I said, typing it in.

"Who?" Dash asked.

"The ghost of the most bullied student in Casper High history," I said, calmly. "Do NOT get on his bad side. He will make you switch bodies with him."

Correct.

"'Fool. All I wanted to do was to seize the ring and return to Pariah's Keep, but now you give me no choice! By the authority vested in me by my Lord and Liege... I claim this town, now and forever, under the banner of Lord Pariah, THE KING OF ALL GHOSTS,'" Dash read.

"The Fright Knight." I typed it in.

Correct.

"'You become invisible, pass through solid objects, and emit beams of energy from your hands, and you ask 'How is this possible'?'" I read. Muttering low enough for only Dani to hear, I added, "Okay, I was confused at the time! Give me a break!"

Dani giggled. Dash and Kwan spun around to look at her confused. She immediately stopped and looked away.

I typed in Frostbite.

Correct.

It was Dani's turn to read. "' Because I'm with the government and I can audit your taxes if you don't.'"

"Bertrand," I said. "Or Dr. Bert Rand."

"The doctor from No Mercy Hospital!" Dash and Kwan asked together.

"I miss the days of being able to duplicate myself eight times," Kwan added dreamily.

"Tell me about it!" I yelled angrily.

Dash and Kwan stared at me.

"I didn't say anything," I said sheepishly.

Dani giggled in the background.

Correct.

"' Come to admire my greatness up close?'" Dash read.

"Vortex," I stated. "Know because the idiot temporarily gave me weather control."

"WHAT?" Dash and Kwan asked shocked.

I made his eyes flash green briefly before I turned around. "Yup. You better be glad that you didn't mess with me during that brief time. Vlad did and he was getting zapped right and left."

Dani burst out laughing. "Man, I would've paid a million bucks to see that!"

Correct.

"'Will you be my Friend?'" was the next quote.

I typed in Klemper.

Correct.

I read the next quote. "' Uh, that's right. I'm your boy, Billy!'"

"Billy!" Dash and Kwan guessed together.

Dani and I shook our heads. "No. Amorpho!"

I glanced at Dani. I whispered in a very low voice, "How do you know that?"

"Please," she said in an identical tone. "I've been in the Ghost Zone and he imitated me."

I typed in Amorpho.

Correct.

We grinned to the jocks.

The stone wall slid down, revealing another section of the maze.

"C'mon," Dani said, running. Dash, Kwan, and I followed her.

So I didn't use all the ghosts in the series. Don't get mad over the fact. And I hope I got the quotes correct…