A/N: Eight more reviews! I have been prompted to update soon. See what happens when you submit reviews?
Responses:
Ri2: Yeah, they do! But then again, Stupidfic had a point: Before Cross Poison, they were incredibly weak, weren't they? Although Bug types are pretty neglected too.
nightdragon0: Thanks. I really don't know what else to say.
Alexis R pokegirl: Yeah, I just realized theirs no 'world' in the title. Thanks. And your fanfic will be the next short that will be up on this fic, because like I told CuddleyEeveeM, your fic is way too short to be used as an individual movie.
Jarkes: Please be in a long review mood today! Oh, and thanks for the review, blah, blah and blah…
Hakajin: Thanks. I am brilliant. If you are a pokeshipper, I'm afraid that you're really not going to like the end of the movie I'm riffing. Just a heads up. Don't worry; I'll be extra vicious for you.
Orange Sora: That was plenty long! Thanks! And sure, I'll try and riff your fic, but I have a problem which sort of the opposite of the problem I had with Alexis R pokegirl's fic and CuddleyEeveeM's fic: Yours is too long! But don't worry. I'll figure something out. Yours will be the next riffed movie.
And yes, I will put in Team Rocket's Meowth, but he'll appear only after 'Love Triangles' gets over. Mewtwo, however, will not appear anywhere near this fic. It's just that one psychotic homicidal Psychic type Pokemon, namely Deoxys, is quite more than enough.
LunarKnightBrandon: THANKS A LOT!!
CuddleyEeveeM: Here's your story! Hope I haven't been too brutal and that you like what I've done with it.
On with the story!
Story:
The movie started up, but strangely, after just a few seconds, the screen just went black. The Pokemon just sat there in the theater, in complete darkness.
"I think one of them snuck up behind the other with some wire and then started strangling," whispered Donphan.
"Must be Charizard strangling Sceptile," Pikachu whispered back.
"Yeah, Sceptile can't strangle Charizard," Bulbasaur put in. "The neck's too long."
The lights in the theater suddenly came on. Just as unexpectedly, Charizard walked in, followed by Sceptile. Both of them took their seats.
"I found another short for us to watch," proclaimed Charizard loudly. "It's a lot better than the vulgar scrap of film which we just watched. I wonder which idiot picked that out…" Charizard leered at Sceptile, who glared back in fury.
Why everyone shares in Pokemon
Squirtle began to say something about the grammar and capitalization, but the look on Charizard's face silenced him.
by CuddleyEeveeM
"What's the 'M' for?" Donphan asked.
"Dial 'M' for Murder," said Charizard.
"(Squeak)."
Ash Ketchum was sitting in his room preparing for his next journey. Actually he was playing his gamecube while a map of the Pokemon world sat next to him. on the TV screen sat a plump yet thin little man and behind him was a pink mushroom shaped thingy wearing an archiologists hat.
"He misspelled 'archaeologists'," said Glalie.
"IT WASN'T ME!! I SAID NOTHING!!" shrieked Squirtle, leaning away from Charizard, wide-eyed.
A small ponytail peeked out from it. "Ash," a girl with red hair said as she came in, "Have you decided your next destination yet?" She sounded annoyed.
"Who's that?" Skitty asked.
"Misty," said Pikachu. "She traveled with Ash before May."
"Why couldn't we have seen a short with May in it?" complained Skitty.
"Is there a problem?" said Charizard.
"Yeah, is there a problem, Munchlax?" said Skitty, turning to look at said Pokemon.
Ash looked up from the TV screen. "Yes Misty," he said. Misty looked at him. Ash sweatdropped and took out his map. He pointed to an orange spot. Misty looked at it and sweatdropped. "Ash we live here and you been here already." she said.
"Classic Ash," Bulbasaur piped in, because he was a Grass type.
Ash looked at the map. "So this is Pallet town?" he asked. Misty fell down anime style. "NO" she yelled, "THIS IS THE KANTO REGION."
"But Pallet Town is in the Kanto region," said Charizard. Everyone except Sceptile sighed in relief.
"Oh," Ash said. Then he handed the map to Misty. "Oh well," he said smiling and went back to his game. "What are you playing anyway?" Misty asked putting the map on the bed. "Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door. Wanna Play?" Ash told her. Misty took the control and started playing.
xx 5 seconds later xx
"This game is stupid," she said after losing.
"The game is Ash?" said Bulbasaur.
"Don't insult the game," said Corphish.
"Ah come on just because you cant play that doesn't mean its bad," Ash teased.
"(Bleep!) (Bleep!) (Bleep!) (Bleep!) (Bleep!)" said Squirtle. Everyone was surprised. It wasn't like Squirtle to be vulgar.
"I fixed up the bleeper to blot out annoying grammatical comments," said Charizard proudly, before shooting a look at Sceptile.
"Oh," said Bulbasaur. "Neat."
"Sweet," said Skitty.
"Freet," said Glalie.
"Unimpressive," said Sceptile, inviting another very uncomfortable silence.
Misty ignored him. "Whatever, I'm leaving. Call me when you choose a place," she said and left. 'Finally' Ash thought happy to be rid of Misty.
"That is so unlike him," said Charizard with a laugh.
He turned back to the screen and continued playing. Someone else came into the room. "Pika (Hiya)" it said smiling.
"IT? IT! I AM NOT GENDERLESS, YOU BLOCKHEAD OF A DIRECTOR!!" roared Pikachu. (A/N: Sorry, CEM!)
"What is it Pikachu?" Ash said annoyed. 'So many distractions' he thought.
"Note to self: Zap Ash next time I see him," fumed Pikachu.
"This is fiction, you know," said Charizard lightly.
"Ah, yes, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course," said Pikachu hastily.
Pikachu climbed on the bed. "Pika pi? (Whatcha playing)" he asked. Ash told him. "Piiiii! Pikachu? (Cooool! Can I play?)" Pikachu asked cuddling to Ash. Ash looked at him. "Your a Pokemon. This is a human's game," he said laughing. This angered Pikachu. He started sparking. "Hey," Ash said a little nervously. The nintendo controller was still in his hand. Pikachu let out a thundershock. The electricity hit Ash and through the controller wire hit the TV and the game. There was a small explosion.
"Chu (oopsie)" Pikachu said sweatdropping. then he noticed Ash was gone. "Pika? (Ash?)" Pikachu called. Ash was nowhere in sight. Pikachu shrugged and picked up the controller. He started playing the game. "Pika pi (This is fun)" Pikachu said and played for...well no one knows.
"Serves him right," said Pikachu.
"So, what do you think? Better than the last one?" said Charizard, smiling broadly so that everyone could see just how sharp his fangs were.
"Why didn't I evolve when I had the chance?" muttered Pikachu, hitting his own head.
Everyone just sad there quietly, unsure as to who to tick off: Sceptile or Charizard. Bulbasaur, the Pokemon with the largest measure of survival instinct, came up with the perfect solution: Without saying anything, he began laughing long and hard. Everyone else caught on quickly and soon, all of them were laughing their heads off. This lasted for about fifty seconds.
Sceptile rose slowly and turned to the fire dragon. The laughter instantly died away.
"Enough of this," he said softly. "You and me. Outside. Now."
Charizard leapt to his feet. "Finally!" He strode out. Sceptile followed.
Another several seconds in complete darkness followed, before the movie actually did start.
"Thanks heavens they're gone! Whew…" said Glalie.
"They're so egotistical!" said Skitty. "Men…"
"Let's watch the movie in peace now," said Torkoal.
Gary first attack was quick attack on Ash's pikachu.
"See, this is why I hate Gary's guts," said Pikachu. "Right in front of him there's this slow, stupid, lumbering Char —" Pikachu slapped his paws to his mouth and looked around wildly before remembering that Charizard wasn't in the room. "…Charmeleon, and who does he attack? Me!"
"Pikachu dodge!" Ash ordered and Pikachu did as he asked
"Hi, I'm Pikachu! I'm too dumb to dodge without Ash telling me!" piped Donphan.
"Hey!" Pikachu snapped.
"Sorry. It's just… it's good to bully someone after being bossed around by Charizard. And I'm a ground type," Donphan said apologetically.
"Charmeleon (sorry I can't remember the nickname) fire spin!" cried Richie imprisoning the other 2 pokemons. "Smart choice" thought Gary "but not enough"
"Umbreon Bite!" unfortunately Charmeleon was hit but Pikachu and Umbreon suffered from the heat at least.
"How did Umbreon get out of the Fire Spin?" said Torkoal.
"Thunderbolt" exclaimed Ash pointing Gary's Umbreon
"Umbreon use Ability then Slam on Pikachu" Gary screamed.
"GET OUTTA MY HAIR YOU FREAK!" Pikachu screamed back.
Umbreon was faster than Pikachu and hit it.
"NO HE'S NOT YOU STUPID DIRECTOR! YOU WANNA RACE ME? HUH?" bellowed Pikachu again.
"They're more fighting each other than me" thought Richie "It's pretty normal they've been rivals since their childhood and I can use that to my advantage!"
"Charmeleon use flamethrower on Pikachu!"
"Him too?" said Marshtomp with a sigh, tired of Pikachu's yelling.
but Pikachu got hit and Umbreon was the one touched like calculated Richie. He knew that since he said he'd be attacking Ash Gary wouldn't pay attention and it worked! Now Pikachu received a lot of damage but not as much as Umbreon plus they got additional damage from fire spin so Charmeleon had an advantage.
"Now Charmeleon use Double Kick on Pikachu and Slash on Umbreon" ordered Richie but gave at the same time an imperceptible sign that only Charmeleon and watchers saw.
"Prepare to dodge!" Gary and Ash exclaimed but to their surprise they received the wrong attack and got hit.
"Clever. Double Kick's a Fighting type attack and Dark types like Umbreon are weak to Fight moves," said Glalie.
Pikachu gave Glalie a look, but Glalie just laughed in Pikachu's face. "You're not Charizard!"
"I beat a Regice once," growled Pikachu. Glalie instantly sobered.
Just then they realized Richie's trick he was using their rivalry to have an advantage. Gary cursed himself
"I curse you too," spat Pikachu.
cause now it was too late both Umbreon and Pikachu were pretty bad damaged and he knew that Charmeleon could easily finish off one of them but only one since it wouldn't have time to attack the other pokemon before getting hit. He had to use Pikachu as a shield and hit Charmeleon but just at that moment Ash screamed:
"Pikachu Thunder!" a huge electric attack hit both Charmeleon and Umbreon. That was it for Umbreon.
"HAH! I'M TOO POWERFUL FOR MY ELECTRICITY SACS!" said Pikachu, beaming.
"Whatever," said Foretress.
"Well I guess that I lost first" admitted a smiling Gary "Umbreon return"
"C'mon Pikachu one down one more to go!" cheered Ash while Charmeleon got up
"Charmeleon Ember, then Tackle!"
Pikachu was too exhausted to dodge both attack Richie knew what he was doing, Ash estimated that the tackle wouldn't finish Pikachu off and that it could still counter with a electric attack.
"Pikachu dodge ember!" and it got hit by tackle Richie smiled Ash had made one mistake: he forgot the fire spin and the attack put an end to the battle when Pikachu fainted.
"It's ok Pikachu you did your best" said Ash
"Yeah I won!" cheered Richie
After the 5 first minute of the guys match May and Misty had already started battling (Guess the guys were boring lol) each other the battle had been tough. Misty had more experience but she knew it was only training and that the boys were actually expecting her to win so she decided to go easy on May. Unfortunately she underestimated May, who was determined to win and show everyone what she was made of, so her Bulbasaur beat her Starmie.
"WHOO!" chorused Bulbasaur and Skitty.
"Hey, you know what Charizard would say at this point?" said Pikachu, turning in his seat to look at the others. "Here goes: 'Hey, a Bulbasaur is a Grass type. Hey, did you know that both my types, Fire and Flying, are strong against Grass?' And then he'd look at Sceptile!"
"Why do you think I was sucking up?" said Bulbasaur.
"Hey, I know how Sceptile would respond!" said Corphish. "Um, 'Hey, even Tropiuses are doubly resistant to Grass attacks, being both Grass- and Flying-Type. Hey, did you guys know that I once beat a Tropius when I was a Grovyle?'"
"Classic Sceptile!" chortled Swellow, as everyone began laughing.
"'Gee, I wish I'd evolved when I had the chance!'" said Squirtle in perfect imitation of Pikachu. Everyone but the electric mouse really cracked up at that comment.
"So even when you aren't spouting grammar corrections, you're STILL annoying?" hissed Pikachu.
Richie was approaching Misty:
"Hey Misty I won! Can I have my kiss?" asked Richie
"Don't ask me, ask May" replied Misty
"May?" wondered Richie while Gary was laughing at his confused face
"Yeah she beat me fare and square" she said amused to the looks on both Ash's and Richie's face
"Well then May would you do me the honor to kiss me?" he smiled gently to her
She didn't answer, just leaned forward and kiss him on his right cheek, blushing. Ash eyed that suspiciously.
"FOR ALL TRAINERS WHO ENTERED THE TOURNAMENT: THERE'LL BE A MEETING TO KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE THE MATCHES WILL BEGIN THIS EVENING SORRY FOR BEING LATE THERE WERE SOME LATE TRAINERS…
Everyone stared at Ash who just blush and forgot his bad mood.
PLEASE GO TO THE MEETING AT 4 PM EVERY LATE TRAINER WILL BE DISQUALIFIED
"Guess that means that's it for Ash," said Torkoal.
I REPEAT THE MEETING WILL BE AT 4 PM!" said a voice
"It's only 1 so what do we do now?" asked May
"Another battle?" proposed Ash eager to receive a kiss too
"Isn't Ash as immature as a two-year-old?" said Crobat.
"Nah" just answered Richie
"Any idea, Gary?" said Misty
"Why should Gary decided!" argued Ash
"I don't know maybe because he's living here" replied Misty with sarcasm "Do you have any ideas Gary? What would you like to do?"
"I was planning on flirting
"With Ash," piped Bulbasaur.
but since you're all there why don't we watch a movie in my room?"
"Great idea" answered Richie "What do you think of it Misty…and May" he added being a gentleman
"Too late for that," snapped Pikachu.
"Yeah!" they both exclaimed "You're coming Ash?" asked May worried
"I guess…" was saying Ash
"(BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!)"
"AARGH! Enough with it, Squirtle!" yelled Torkoal.
"Then it's settled" cut him off Gary
They went in Gary's room and were amazed at how cleaned ordered and spaced it was.
"And I thought every guy were messy" said Misty looking teasingly at Ash
"Right on the money," said Swellow.
"So says the regurgitated avian," said Ludicolo.
"Hey!' he exclaimed
There were a big screen TV it was huge they were sofas too, video games and a library. The wall was dark blue and there were posters of pokemons and girls on it. The bed was a queen sized (don't wonder why :P) and there was a desk with a computer next to it.
"C'mon guys, I'm letting you choose the movie" he offered
After awhile they agreed for Hide and Seek to Misty's despair, she hated scary movie but decided to shut up. They sit on the big sofa that could fit them all in this order:
Gary, Misty, Richie, May and Ash
They then watched the movie, May and Misty didn't stop screaming and cuddle on Ash, Richie or Gary. Gary had brought pop corn and they all enjoy the movie. Both Gary and Richie had tried to put their arms around Misty who was focusing on the movie but only Gary that had experience and more confidence succeed in that attempt and during the whole movie he and Misty were embraced while Richie's disapproval eyes watched them but he couldn't do anything since May was always on him too.
The movie ended.
"Yay!" yelled Skitty.
"Their movie, not ours," said Ludicolo.
"Oh."
"And also, you chose this."
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr…."
"That was a great movie!" exclaimed Ash just then Misty realized that she had been cuddled to Gary all along and blushed really hard before getting up hastily.
"Yeah" she agreed "But there's still 1 hour left before the meeting and it's not enough time for another movie.
"Let's play video games!" said Richie
So for the rest of the hour they played video's games and as a matter of fact the guys were better than the girls.
"Dorks" just said Misty who was playing awfully bad
"This is eerily reminiscent of the short we just saw," said Pikachu.
Misty was the worst player Gary's ever seen and he pointed it out. They all laugh and got hit by Misty (except for May but she was more scared than during the movie)
They then attended to the meeting in time
Everyone gasped loudly.
and listened to the schedule. Ash's first match was against a guy named Jake, Richie's was against Tracy, May's was against a girl whose name was Tiffany, Gary was against Brock and Misty unfortunately was against Agatha one of the 4 elite 4,
"Seriously?" said Torkoal. "There are actually FOUR members in the Elite FOUR?"
who was also professor Oak's former rival the tournament already seemed over for her. Her match was tonight and they all promised to go encourage her to cheer her up even Gary did.
"(BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!)"
"I'M GONNA KILL CHARIZARD!" hollered Marshtomp, and then winced. "You don't think he heard me, do you?"
Ash then realized how close the two of them had became and that even Richie seemed to be interested in Misty, much to his liking.
"He liked the fact that two of his rivals were trying to steal the girl he has loved since he first laid eyes on her?" said Pikachu.
"See, this is why it is important to adhere to the rules of grammar," said Squirtle.
"I have to win this tournament! I'll get respect from Gary, admiration from both May and Richie and maybe love from Misty I HAVE to win" thought Ash. Unluckily he wasn't the only one thinking that in the room.
The screening of the movie was suddenly interrupted when the door to theater exploded. An Overheat shot through the doorway and struck the screen, which blacked out amidst a shower of sparks. The Pokemon leapt to their feet and peeked outside.
What they saw was Charizard diving at Sceptile with an Aerial Ace attack and Sceptile leaping at Charizard with a Quick Attack. The two collided in mid-air and knocked each other back. They began gearing up for another assault, but the Pokemon watching them were suddenly distracted by Bonsly.
The baby Pokemon, in a state of giddy exultation, had Mimicked the Overheat attack. He now happily fired a powerful stream of fire directly at Ludicolo, who was sent flying into the wall of the movie theater with a shocked yell. Absolutely ecstatic, Bonsly rushed outside and began torching everything in sight — namely, the couches and the loungers.
Squirtle stepped forward. His cheeks were bulging with water. Just as he was about to Hydro Pump Bonsly, he was slapped across the face by one of Bulbasaur's vines. The Hydro Pump was now misdirected at Ludicolo, who was once more sent flying into the wall with a renewed yell.
"You can't hurt a baby!" yelled Bulbasaur, as Ludicolo stumbled to his feet, spluttering all the while.
"You're right," breathed Squirtle. "Beautifly, could you just use Sleep Pow — Beautifly?" Squirtle looked around. "Where is she?"
Bulbasaur was about to tell him that he knew Sleep Powder, but kept his mouth shut on seeing Bonsly fry six chairs with one Overheat.
"Okay, fan out and look for Beautifly before things get much, much worse!" said Pikachu. "We need to knock those two out as well!"
The Pokemon exited the theater and began to look around for Beautifly while trying to avoid the many attacks flying around.
Unbeknownst to the distracted Pokemon, the communicator had three times twenty seconds earlier and now, Deoxys' image had appeared on the ceiling. He looked pretty beat up. Since he'd had a bad day, he was sorely in need of a pick-me-up, and so had decided to pick on his prisoners. What he saw, though, was even better. It was priceless.
"I guess I'll just enjoy the show," he muttered to himself. He threw some popcorn in his mouth as he saw all the Pokemon running around like crazy, with an insane Bonsly torching chairs and Charizard and Sceptile trying to kill each other.
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Note to all: Next chapter will have Alexis R pokegirl's fic as a short. Pikachu will really, REALLY like it. Just read it and you'll know why……..