CHAPTER FOUR: THE LAND OF DREAMS

Music: Mario & Luigi Partners in Time: Serious Trouble!

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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The Wario Bros. screamed at the top of their lungs as the out-of-control rocket car propelled them at speeds faster than Wario at a buffet line!
"WALUIGI'S GONNA BE SICK!" Waluigi puked out the side of the car, the vile green gunk disappearing instantly in the galeforce winds!

"Hey, wait a minute. Is that…?" Wario freaked out, "WE'RE ABOUT TO LAND!"
A giant yellow star-shaped island was getting closer and closer as the car careened ever forward!
"MAMMA MIA! WALUIGI'S TOO YOUNG AND FABULOUS TO DIE!" Waluigi screeched!

The duo prayed for to the money gods for their safety as the car crash-landed with a massive KABOOM!

Kirby and the Rainbow Curse: Green Greens

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Waluigi woke up, slowly opening his eyes.
"Is Waluigi dead?" he wondered. He pulled on his nose hairs to check, and the sharp prick of pain told him that no, Waluigi was not dead. Waluigi stood up, cracking his spinal column, when he saw Wario's chubby ass and legs sticking out of the ground!

"WAAAAA! Don't worry bro, Waluigi's coming!"
He pulled and yanked on Wario's massive feet until he dislodged from the ground with a POP! Wario shook his head and pulled a worm out of his nose. "Ugh! What was that?! I could barely breathe down there!"
Both of them looked around, and took in their surroundings. Green fields, flowers, resplendent trees everywhere!
"I HATE THIS PLACE!" Wario nearly retched from the unbridled cuteness around him. "Come on Waluigi, let's get outta this dump!"
"Wario, the car's busted!" Waluigi groaned. "Great. Now Waluigi's trapped in this land of butterflies and candy! Waluigi's gonna be sick!"

Suddenly a loud voice carried over from the nearby bushes!

"SUCCESS! WE GOT 'IM!"
Wario and Waluigi looked at each other, then snuck up with catlike tread to investigate!

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword- Groose's Theme

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"WE DID IT ESCARGOON! WE DID IT! WE FINALLY CAPTURED THAT THERE KIRBEH!"
King Dedede was dancing around, strutting in utter exultation! Kirby was laying nearby, sleeping peacefully in a cloth bag.

"Yes, sire, well done! We've gotta go now, before some Joe Schmoe decides to come by and swipe this victory out from under us!" Escargoon rubbed his hands menacingly, grinning a grinny grin grin!

"LET'S GO!" Dedede hopped into his car, and Escargoon followed, carrying the bag of Kirby behind him before peeling out down the road in a burst of smoke and engine revving noises!

Wario and Waluigi stood there, massively confused.
"Who was that loser?" Waluigi pondered.
"No one important. Whatever! We need to get a new car so we can get back to Diamond City!" Wario grunted, about to strut off to the nearby Cappy Town.

"Oh, really?"

Music: Kirby Triple Deluxe- Mysterious Trap

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A mysterious dark blue figure stepped out of the shadows, revealing himself to be… META KNIGHT!

"You two seem like men who like a good fight, and a good reward for doing so. Am I correct?"
Wario and Waluigi looked at each other, then back at Meta Knight, then back at each other before laughing harder than Iggy Koopa at a Chain Chomp store!

"Yes, little man, but why should we do YOUR work?!" Wario grinned. "We only do things that benefit US! No charity here, folks!"
"Hmph." Meta Knight turned around. "Perhaps I was mistaken. I was sure you'd want King Dedede's magnificent treasure trove…"
"WHAT?!" The two crooks leaped into the air in sheer excitement!
"MONEY?!"
"TELL WALUIGI WHERE IT IS!"
Meta Knight pointed towards Castle Dedede in the distance. "If you go there and free my pink, circular friend, you can help yourselves to all the gold and jewels in the basement of that place that you want-"
"DEAL!" Wario immediately shook Meta Knight's armored hand hard enough that he was physically swung into a nearby tree!
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE'RE GONNA BE EVEN RICHER!" The dastardly duo ran off towards the castle, cackling madly all the way!

Meta Knight shook his head, and walked slowly after them. "Maybe this was a mistake…"

Adeleine was sitting there painting, when Wario and Waluigi ran by yelling their ridiculous insanities, blowing by so fast that she was thrown off her stool!

When she got up, she saw the duo rapidly approaching Castle Dedede. She shrugged, and started to trek off in the same direction…

THINGS ARE REALLY STARTING TO HEAT UP!
WILL WARIO AND WALUIGI GET ALL OF KING DEDEDE'S MONEY?!
WILL META KNIGHT BE ABLE TO RESCUE KIRBY?!
WILL ADELEINE BE ABLE TO PAINT WARIO IN A SPEEDO?!
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING CHAPTER OF:
WARIO AND WALUIGI!
PARTNERS IN CRIME!