TMNT
One Shot
If you're an Asshole and You Know it Clap Your Hands
Author's note and disclaimer: I wrote a lot of drabble pieces. I do not own TMNT.
It was after school and April and Ashley were visiting the layer. April was there to ask Donatello a question, but Ashley was there to lay about. The science dorks came out of his lab talking about things no one understood. The two approached Ashely while she read one of Raphael's comic books.
"Ashley if you need help with your homework I'd be happy to help." Donatello offered cheerfully.
Ashley looked up from her page "Thanks Donny, but I don't really need help. Astronomy is pretty easy."
"Wait…I thought all juniors had to take biology?"
"That would be true, if I hadn't already taken it at my old school." Ashley flipped a page, "Can we talk about something that's not related to school?"
April shrugged, "Okay? How's everything going with Devon?"
"I don't want to talk about him either." Ashley calmly snapped. Raphael stopped punching the helpless Shredder look-a-like bag and joined the conversation. He dropped beside her and snatched his comic of her hands. That was when he noticed the discoloring on her knuckles and underneath her make up on her cheek.
"Is everything all right between you two?" April asked when Raphael motioned for her to continue. Donatello stood before the three and studies Ashley's abnormal body language. He looked to Raphael for an explanation, to which he pointed at his cheek and scratched his knuckles. The genius caught on to his subtle hints and disappeared into his lab.
"Everything is great, except we've been getting into a lot of fights recently." Ashley admitted.
Raphael turned the page, "We noticed."
"What are you talking about?" Ashley asked defensively. She glared at Raphael, who just pinched her bruised cheek. She yelped in pain and smacked his hand away, but he caught it and took the other one. He examined them as Donatello returned with the first aid kit.
He sighed angrily, "Ashley these are defensive wounds. You're either fighting the Purple Dragons more than usual. Or your boyfriend is hurting you on purpose."
April freaked out, "Ashley is he hurting you? Y need to break up with him, like right now. Call him up right now and break that loser's."
Ashley interrupted her friend, "Nose? Because I already did that when I punched his face in." Ashley's voice was dead-pan, "He's in the hospital right now with a broken nose and fractured jaw."
Her three friends glanced at each other completely stunned. "Will you be in trouble with the police?" Donatello asked as he wrapped Ashley's hands gingerly.
"Why would I be in trouble? It was self-defense for ruining my face and fracturing a couple of my ribs."
Donatello flipped and went to reach for her shirt, "What let me see!"
April, Ashley and Raphael blushed and each got a shot in before Donatello knew what hit him. Ashley pushed him backward, Raphael punched him to the right and April struck him on the left.
Master Splinter, Leonardo and Michelangelo walked into the living room to find Donatello unconscious, flat on his face, and the other three at the kitchen table getting ready to eat pizza.
"Do we even want to know?" Leonardo asked dryly, rolling his eyes.
The three at the table replied in unison, "Nope."
Author's note: Don't hold your breath for my usually long drabbles. I'm doing short one for right now. Please remember to review.