Chapter 4
"Man, I am so wasted." Neji said as his shot glass fell to the floor. It was his 15th shot. He, Naruto, Lee, Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, Kakashi and Sasuke, YES SASUKE, all went to the bar that night. They were all old enough as well so Kakashi decided he would just do that for his bachelor party. It was two days before the wedding. Anko thought it would be smart to go tonight being how they would have a large hangover the next day.
"Yeah, me too." Naruto said, then ordered another shot.
"So my young men, what girls have you had some interest in lately?" Kakashi asked, being how he loved love connections (but who doesn't!).
"Hinata is so beautiful. I'm going to ask her to marry me soon and I'll make Teme my best man!" Naruto screamed while raising his arms in the air.
"Yeah Naruto!" Sasuke cheered while raising his arms along with his friend. All the men were used to a drunken Sasuke. He had become intoxicated about an hour ago.
"You want to marry my cousin! Well I'm going to marry Tenten! She's beautiful! I just want to take out her hair and play with it while heatedly making out with her." Neji stated in a dreamy voice as he looked up at the ceiling.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru sighed while looking at his half drunken shot. He was the only one smart enough to not drink a lot. He was only on his first drink.
"I know that Shika wants Temari!" Sasuke screamed while dancing around in a circle singing 'Temari and Shika sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!'
"Yo Sasuke, who do you like?" Kiba slurred while trying to hold his glass steadily in his hand.
"I don't know guys, Sakura is pretty damn hot. Ever since I got back, she's all I think about." Sasuke confessed then took another shot.
"What?" All the men asked, shocked that he admitted he had dug his ex-teammate as well that he wasn't gay.
"Well, she has that perfect body, she has beautiful hair that I want to run my fingers through; her eyes are so gorgeous and full of passion, her lips are so damn kissable! Who wouldn't like her?"
"I never thought I'd get to hear Sasuke say those words in my lifetime!" Kakashi said while rubbing his eyes as if tears were going to fall in an instant.
"Seriously, I just want to jump her, bring her to my house, rip of her clothes so that I could see that perfect body she has, start making out with her while leading her into my bathtub where I'll-"
"Stop man! Too much information!" Naruto screamed while covering his ears and running around singing, trying to block out the image that Sasuke just planted into his mind.
"No, don't stop him Naruto! He was just getting to the good part." Kakashi yelled while dropping his drink on the floor.
"Perv." Neji coughed under his breath. Kakashi shot him a dirty look.
"Who knew that Sasuke actually took interest in anyone?" Choji asked.
"The real question is who knew that Sasuke wasn't gay?" Kiba asked. Sasuke punched him in arm at this remark.
"He probably is and just came up with this Sakura excuse to cover it up. Why do you guys think he came tonight?" Shikamaru asked then ordered a cup of water.
"What do I have to do to prove that I'm not gay?" Sasuke asked.
"Hm, take a girl to my wedding tomorrow!"
"It's a little late at night to ask someone and I'll have a serious hangover tomorrow!" Sasuke complained.
"Excuses, excuses!" Naruto sighed.
"Fine, I'll do it!" Sasuke gave in while trying to figure out what to do to ask Sakura.
"Do you guys want to know what I'm going to do to Anko on our honeymoon?" Kakashi asked.
"Hell no!" All the boys screamed.
Sasuke woke up the next morning to the sound of someone knocking at his door. He got up, forgetting that he was only in his boxers, and answered the door to find Sakura standing there.
She looked up at him, not even caring that he was in boxers.
"Can I help you?" Sasuke asked while rubbing his head. He had the worst hangover and his head hurt like hell.
"Well I heard that you were going out with Kakashi and all to a bar for the bachelor party, so I thought you would have a pretty big hangover today." Sakura responded looking him straight in the eye. She didn't used to do that when they were younger.
"You guessed right." Sasuke said.
"Well I brought you some medicine. I just got back from the Hokage's office so I picked some up for you." Sasuke looked at her like she was a freak for a second, and then smirked.
"Thanks." Sasuke answered while taking the paper bag she held out for him.
"Okay, so I'll see you around." Sakura started to walk away from the door when she heard his voice.
"You can come in if you want." Sasuke suggested while shrugging. He felt guilty that she had just come to help him and was now leaving. He also didn't really want her to leave.
"Um, okay. Thanks." He let her pass him and then led her to the kitchen. Three years ago, Sakura would have been exhilarated to be in Sasuke's house, but now it didn't affect her at all.
"You want tea?" Sasuke asked while pouring some water into his kettle, then placing it on the stovetop.
"Yes please." Sakura answered.
"So, are you going with anyone to Kakashi's wedding?"
"Hey Sakura-chan!" Naruto screamed while running toward his pink-haired best friend.
"Hey Naruto!" Sakura answered in her usual cheery tone. She had just left Sasuke a minute ago so she was right outside the Uchiha estate. She had stayed for almost an hour.
"So did you just come from Teme's house?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Did he ask you?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did he ask you to the wedding tonight?"
"What!" Sakura's eyes went wide. Why would Naruto ever assume that Sasuke would ask her to the wedding?
"I guess not." Naruto looked down at the ground, ashamed of his gay friend.
"What would make you think that?" Sakura didn't mean for her voice to be as demanding as it was.
"Well, we went to the bar last night and he got pretty damn drunk. He said some things."
"About?"
"You."
"Such as?" Naruto's face flushed. He wasn't about to repeat what Sasuke said last night.
"Um, look at the time! I'll see ya later Sakura-chan!" Sakura was about to ask him again but it was too late, he had already run off.
"So he talked about you last night?" Tenten asked. Sakura shook her head yes, still a little to shocked to speak. She had run right to Ino's house after the whole Naruto incident. Tenten and Hinata were already there.
"We have to find out what about!" Ino screamed.
"Wait, Hinata, Naruto is you're boyfriend! Just call him up and ask him." Tenten suggested. Hinata blushed a little.
"O-okay." Hinata answered while taking the phone from Ino.
"Hey Hinata-chan." Naruto said from the other side of the line.
"Hi Naruto-kun! So, did you have fun last night?"
"Yeah, but we all have terrible hangovers."
"I'm sorry. So, did a-anything funny happen last night? A-anyone loosen up and confess s-some things?"
"Yeah, Teme said the funniest, yet pretty disturbing thing last night!"
"What w-was it?"
"I don't think you'd want to hear."
"P-please?"
"Well he said-" The girls couldn't hear him anymore because he was whispering, as if hoping no one else would hear him. As he went on, Hinata's face became redder and redder.
"T-thank you Naruto-kun. I have to go b-but I'll see you tonight for dinner, right?"
"Yup. Love ya! Bye!"
"Love you too." Hinata hung up the phone and she faced her friends. Her face was even redder than before.
"What did he say?" Ino demanded.
"C-can I write it d-down?" Hinata asked as Tenten took out a notepad. Hinata started scribbling it down on the paper very intensly as if writing it down will prevent her from ever hearing it again.
When she had finished, Sakura picked up the paper and began to read it while Tenten and Ino went behind her. Sakura's mouth widened as she became as red as Hinata.
"Oh my, God!"
A/N: So i know i said i was going to do the wedding but i was sitting in English taking my Romeo and Juliet test and i just had such an inspiration to do this! Later tonight i'll write the wedding, or maybe tomorrow! But definitly by tomorrow!
And Sasuke wasn't OOC in this chapter! He was just drunk! And he is talking more now because he is changing his personality a bit being how now that he has that whole avenger thing off his back, he can be more open!
Oh, and thanks for the comments, they make me feel so accomplished! I'm really glad people like this story, cause i thought i did bad!
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