Kakuzu and Sasori plopped into the chairs next to their lovers. Kakuzu whispered in her ear gruffly, "I'll deal with you later." She turned red and scooted her chair closer to Sasori.

The red head smirked, "What brought this 'game' on by chance." His lover shrugged, "We were bored and just came up with it un." "I want to join in also, especially after a certain miser's prowl."

Said man glared menacingly at him until Olivia rubbed his thigh soothingly. "Hmph." "I take it he'll join in on the fun now." "What fun?" Hidan came in, grabbing a beer from the fridge. "We're reminiscing on past events and telling dirty secrets!"

Hidan took a swing smirking as he sat down, "Sounds like my fucking game." "So, who wants to go next?" Sasori tilted his head, "I will. Now, the only reason I'm bringing this up is because I myself am curious about this."

Tobi was giving his Olivee her bottle with a happy grin and humming softly. Yes, he gave her the baby drug like a bad boy, but he wanted to coddle and pamper her like one though.

No one was in at the moment, aside from his sempai who was still in shock that he did that to her. He took the bottle away and she yawned, "Is Tobi's little baby sleepy?" She shook her head no.

"Olivee sure?" "Mmmhmm." "Ok." He started to rock her when Hidan and Kakuzu came back, just his luck.

Kakuzu threw his satchel down angrily, "Not this crap again!" Hidan snatched her away from Tobi growling, "How the fuck did you get the damn drug!"

Tobi crossed his arms, "Tobi found one that Sasori missed. Give his baby back to him!" "Fuck no!"

Kakuzu shook his head, "I'm surprised you did that to her." SMACK! Hidan just got slapped by a squirming, whimpering, girl and to make matters worse, he accidently dropped her on the floor.

"HIDAN!" "I didn't fucking mean to!" She curled up into a ball and started crying….and everyone knows what happens if Tobi finds out.

"It's ok, shhh, calm down." Hidan gently picked her up but that made it worse. "DON'T TOUCH ME!" She tried to slap him again when Tobi took her away, sitting her on the couch before turning to Hidan. WHACK!

He knocked him clear across the room with a powerful punch, not saying a word. Kakuzu raised his eyebrows but didn't intervene, he wasn't a fool. Tobi took a deep breath and went back to his precious little baby, murmuring soft things to her.

Hidan groaned and muttered who knows how many curses angrily but didn't bitch at Tobi like he normally would. Safe to say why. Well, unfortunately for Tobi his girl wasn't calming down at all even with him….and that made him even madder at Hidan.

Tobi left her there and went for Hidan again in silence. The jashinst muttered 'fuck' before backing up into a corner. Kakuzu took this chance to calm her down. He scooped her up on his lap and did the usual to her when she was really out of hand to cooperate….or was mad at him.

In the corner, no punches were made but Tobi told Hidan off and left the priest unable to make a comeback. When he thought of one they both noticed she stopped crying.

They turned to see her on Kakuzu's lap, with him whispering something in her ear. She rested her head on his shoulder and cuddled closer.

Their mouths dropped and he chuckled, "Works every time." "What the fuck did you do?" "Nothing." Tobi sat next to him in amusement, "Kakuzu did too! How'd you do that?"

Hidan plopped into a chair, forgetting about the Tobi drama, "This isn't the first time you fucking done this old man. Every time she gets mad at you, I see you hold and sit her on your fucking lap and whisper something! What the fuck do you tell her?"

Kakuzu just smirked, "That's for me to know and you NOT to find out." "No fair. Tobi want to know." "DaDa?" All eyes turned to see her pouting, "Olivee want DaDa." Hearing that Tobi took her away from the miser, holding her like the baby he wanted her to be.

The zombie pair just watched as Tobi carried her away murmuring, "Tobi loves his little baby~"

Tobi's face turned red when the puppet narrowed his eyes at him. "How did you get that packet? I ensured that every bit was disposed of." Tobi pouted, "He followed Sasori and took it before he noticed and how did Sasori know about that."

"Deidara told me by accident but that's not relevant at the moment. Do you have any more of them?" Tobi shook his head. "You're lying, how many do you have?" Tobi didn't answer except go get a beer. "Answer me boy!" He said in a manner of fact tone, "Not telling."

Hidan crushed the can of beer when he was through, "I still want to fucking know old man!" Random much. She cocked her head to the side, "What are you talking about?" "What does he fucking say to you to calm you down!"

Deidara agreed, "I would like to know too un." Kakuzu shrugged, "Not happening."

She smirked; if they only knew what he says to her they would simply die. They would NEVER catch him say those things aloud….EVER!

"Let me go, I know what you're going to do!" He held her more firmly on his lap and worked his magic, drawing her in with his manly deep voice. "What's the matter with Kuzu's little baby?" She weakly tried to push him away again muttering, "You know why, now stop it!"

"But Kuzu wants to make it all better. He doesn't want his baby mad at him." She pouted and ceased the struggling, "But I am." He gave her a few soft kisses to the neck and whispered even more gently, "Don't be baby….pwease?"

She rested her head on his shoulder, "Damn you." "Does Kuzu's precious angel forgive him then?" She kissed his cheek and whined, "Yeah, but I hate it when you do that!" He smirked and held her closer, "You love it."

Just thinking about it is getting her aroused. "Let's change the subject please." Kakuzu got a wicked gleam in his eyes, "I have a story to tell that will put the others to shame." "You old man?"

"What about un?" "It happened a good ways back, when it was just the three of us together." Olivia's eyes went wide and got a bad feeling. The miser glanced at her with an evil grin, "It's concerning what Olivia did to Hidan one afternoon, before we were lovers."

Everyone turned to her, including Hidan, with confused expressions. Her face turned red, "Uh, this isn't about the time when…..you caught me….um….coming out of his room would it?" "It is." "DON'T TELL THEM THAT!"

To be continued: XD (it's going to be funny as hell)