And without further ado the boys competition. Along with the previous chapter you can skip over the song lyrics but there will be some funny things added. Two or three people will be voted off the guys hopefully. The next chapter will be the voting and final results.
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Alice POV
First up was my Jazzykins. I dressed him in some distressed jeans and a white and thin blue striped button down. He looked so smexxi! I could just imagine… from the corner of my eye I saw Edward shutter. I figured I should keep my thoughts to myself. For now. He sighed and started playing with Bella's hair again.
Carlisle's voice started again in front of the camera, "Welcome to Forks American Idol! Tonight each of the boys will be competing. Again the theme is the person who inspires you the most. First up tonight we have Jasper Hale with Homeboy by Eric Church.."
He grabbed the microphone and decided he would play guitar as well.
You were too bad for a little square town,
With your hip-hop hat and your pants on the ground,
Heard you cussed out mama, pushed daddy around
before you tore off in his car…
Here you are running these dirty old streets
Tattoo on your neck, fake gold on your teeth
Got the 'hood here snowed, but you can't fool me
We both know who you are
Homeboy, you're gonna wish one day,
That you were sittin' on a gate of a truck by the lake
With your high school flame on one side, ice cold beer on the other
Ain't no shame in a blue collar forty, little house, little kid, little small town story
If you don't ever do anything else for me, just do this for me brother,
Come on home, boy.
You can't hold back the hands of time,
Mama's goin' grey, and so is daddy's mind
I Wish you'd come on back and make it all right
Before they're called home, boy…
Homeboy
Come on home, boy
Homeboy
Come on home, boy.
Oh those thoughts that were just in my head got worse. Jasper was absolutely amazing. Ooh why didn't he sing more often. As soon as he was off I attacked him and all he could do was surrender.
"Jasper would you mind not being a mindless pig" said Rosalie
"I'm sorry its not like you don't do that every night!" shrieked Alice
"Whatever" Rosalie rolled her eyes and clicked away.
Carlisle's voice appeared again, "And next singing Do I by Luke Bryan is Edward Cullen."
Baby, What are we becomin'
It feels just like we're always runnin'
Rollin' through the motions every day
I could lean in to hold you
Or act like i don't even know you
Seems like you could care less either way
What happened to that girl i used to know
I just want us back to the way we were before
Do i, Turn you on at all when i kiss you baby
Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy
Do i, Have your love
Am i still enough
Tell me don't i, Or tell me do i baby
Give you everything that you ever wanted
Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely
Do i just need to give up and get on with my life
Baby, Do I
Baby, Do i
Still give you what you need
Still take your breath away
Light up a spark way down deep
Baby, Do I
I looked over at Bella. She looked like she was going to pass out. She ran over to Edward.
"Yessssssss" she dry sobbed. He looked really confused.
"Your song" I mouthed.
"Ohhh. Well I'm really glad Love. Want to go hunting?" he asked.
"Smmooottthhhhh" laughed Emmett. I slapped him really hard on the back of the head.
"Next up is Emmett Cullen with Lazy Song By Bruno Mars" interrupted Carlisle. Good I was tempted to kill him.
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch,
Just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh, oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
I looked and saw Esme laughing hysterically.
"Esme whats so funny?" I asked
"If I ever see Emmett with his hand down his pants I will literally take his head off and play baseball with it" she laughed.
"Oh come on Esme. I'm a boy that's what we do" he looked innocent
"Ok that may be what you "do" but absolutely not in my house or else." She darked.
Again Carlisle interrupted at just the right moment. " Next is Mike Newton singing Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa." Today I didn't dress him. He came out with his pants almost literally on the ground. Oh Lord.
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow [x4]
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow [x4]
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming that's nothing
What I pulled off the lot, that's stunting
Repping my town when you see me you know everything
Black and yellow [x4]
I put it down from the whip to my diamonds, I'm in
Black and yellow [x4]
Black stripe, yellow paint, them niggas scared of it but them hoes ain't
Soon as I hit the club look at them hoes face
Hit the pedal once make the floor shake
Suede inside, my engine roaring
It's the big boy, you know what I payed for it
And I got the pedal to the metal
I got you niggas checking game I'm balling out on every level
Hear them haters talk but there's nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million, got another million on my schedule
No love for 'em nigga breaking hearts
No keys, push to start
(A/N I just copy and paste these lyrics so I guess disclaimer: I don't own this songs or things that are mentioned in the songs :p)
Bella and Edward had just walked in and they fell on the ground laughing. Even the Denali sisters who had disappeared were cracking up. Oh Mike. What are we gonna do with you.
"Oh and by the way Newton Outfitters has all your camping, hunting, and outdoor needs" he added while the camera was still on him.
"Yeah cause that will get you advertisement." Muttered Rosalie. Emmett was in stitches. She dragged him upstairs by his ear. I shuttered.
"Yeah well she was think worse then you were" mumbled Edward.
"I don't want to know" I yelled.
"Okkkk," lengthened Carlisle "Next up is Seth Clearwater with Old Alabama by Brad Paisley."
She'd rather wear a pair of cut-off jeans than a fancy evening dress,
And with her windows rolled down and her hair all blown around, she's a hot southern mess...
She'll take a beer over white wine and a campfire over candle light,
And when it comes to love, oh her idea of a romantic night...
Is listenin' to old Alabama, drivin' through Tennessee...
A little Dixieland Delight at the Right Time of the Night,
And she can't keep her hands off of me-ee-eee!
Forget about Sinatra or Coltrane, or some ol' Righteous Brothers song,
And Barry White ain't gonna work tonight, if you really wanna turn her on;
Play some back home come on music that comes from the heart,
Play something with lots of feeling, 'cause that's where music has to start…
Now we're listenin' to Old Alabama, and we're drivin' through Tennessee,
A little Dixieland Delight and It Feels So Right and its Love in the First Degree...
Yeah' you know we're listenin' to Old Alabama,(old Alabama) drivin' through Tennessee, (Tennessee)
A little Why Lady Why at The Right Time of The Night
Oh and she can't keep her hands off of me-ee-eee
Wow Seth actually did a good job!
"No dip dipshit" said Edward.
"Jazzy Edward called me dipshit" I put on my puppy dog face.
"Now I will literally cut of your head and play baseball with it" laughed Jasper.
"Bella looked at me. Boys will be boys" she said. I nodded.
"And finally Jacob Black with Tonight I'm Loving You by Enrique Iglesias." Sighed Carlisle. With that he left the house. Yeah a lot of people left. I stayed for support of Bella.
"Just remember you MY wife" whispered Edward.
"I have the ring to prove it" whispered Bella. Who got on her tip toes and gave him a slight kiss.
"Ok I feel better" said Edward
"Damn right you will" laughed Bella.
I know you want me
I made it obvious that I want you too
So put it on me
Let's remove the space between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that you move
So give it to me
Cause I already know what you wanna do
Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that you do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse I don't mean to be rude
But tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Jacob even had a little dance that went along with it. It was so freakin histerical. However, us vampires are good at hiding it. Well stuff that's really funny cause we are so nice.
Even Emmett was laughing upstairs. I went with Jasper and gave Jacob a pat on the back. Then he and Seth headed back to La Push for some pack meeting. When they were past the line we all laughed for about an hour straight. Ah the love of vampireness. Well except for Jessica and Mike they had disappeared along with the Denali girls. CRRRAAAPPPP!
Well I hope you like it! Please vote now for one or two of the guys and if you haven't voted for the girls please do so.
Thanks!
Lurve Chu's
~Ali