Well here is another chapter of this fic
Oh and I go by the anime because I am not fortunate enough to read all of the manga!
This takes place in episodes 34-36 ok? Incase you don't notice at first.
Italics are Sam's thoughts
Bolds are Sandra on the phone . . . don't ask
Inuyasha? Big deal!
(Sam's POV)
Ok this is just perfect. I now know that I want to kill Sandra. What was she thinking? Instead of the darn characters being in MY world I am here in their world! I know I should have told her to just put the science project down and just go to sleep!
We stayed up last night until midnight, just talking about things. Inuyasha really bugs. I don't care much for him. He is so dense that it should be a crime. Kagome is annoying and Miroku and Sango should just get together already. I don't understand, what is the whole great thing about this anime? This morning we woke up around 7 in the morning.
Kagome keeps mentioning that she couldn't believe that Kikyo took her jewel shards. Insipid fools…
(No ones POV)
As Sam and everyone were walking, a cow comes out from the sky.
". . . Cows don't fly…" Kagome said distantly.
The man on the cow said, "Draw your sword Inuyasha."
Sam rolls her eyes, "Totosai," she muttered.
"Whats that?" Inuyasha said.
Totosai looked at Sam weirdly, "Yes my name is Totosai, Draw your sword Inuyasha. I'm coming for you weather you draw your sword or not." Just then he attacks InuYasha with a hammer.
Sam looks up as if she was thinking, "Totosai comes in around the 34th episode…so that means…Inuyasha doesn't know how to do wind scar? Pathetic"
Fortunately, Inuyasha wasn't paying attention to Sam. Instead he was focusing on Totosai.
Things finally settled down and Totosai was talking about Tessaiga.
Wait, this sounds oddly familiar. . .
"I need you to protect me from someone"
"Who, some old geezer?"
Too familiar
Just then out of nowhere a two headed Dragon comes out of the sky.
"He's here!" Totosai yelled.
Yup…I figured . . . man Sandra would pay big money to see Sesshomaru in real life . . . ish.
Sesshomaru says his little speech about how sorry Totosai should be for Tessaiga.
So yeah every one is mad at Sesshomaru for coming and Kagome is pissed at Totosai for being wishy-washy. Sesshomaru attacks Inuyasha and Inuyasha attacks him back. When the fight suddenly halts, so Inuyasha catch his breath, Sam starts laughing.
Kagome looks at Sam surprised, "You know Sam, I am very glad that a laugh can come out of your mouth but…this is so not the time!"
Laughing and trying to get her breath Sam says, "Ah yeah that was good…I don't know how you can keep a straight face Kagome. I really don't."
"Uh…What do you mean?"
Sam looks Sesshomaru who is looking pissed that she interrupted his fight.
Sam points at Sesshomaru with an evil smirk on her face, "He really does look like a girl in real life."
Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Kagome, and Inuyasha's mouths all fall open, whereas Sesshomaru's eyes narrow even more.
Sam continues, "You've known Sesshy way longer than I have, and just by watching his fighting form just now…he fights like a girl!"
Kagome puts a hand over her mouth to hide her growing smile.
"It's Lord to you human," Sesshomaru says, still glaring.
"Oh, forgive me, Lord fluffy, but I don't do honorifics"
Inuyasha starts snickering, "Heh, heh…Lord Fluffy…"
"Do you seek death, human," Sesshomaru said holding his poison claw up.
"Yeah," Sam replies.
"Don't even think about it Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha says.
Kagome covers up Sam's mouth to keep her from talking.
Sesshomaru and Sam both shoot death glares at each other.
Damn! What a hole! What does Sandra see in a loser like this?
Just the thought of Sandra made Sam snap.
Sandra will kill me if I did not do this. . .
Sam takes out her phone. Heh, heh…
She runs from Kagome's grip. She continues running till she gets to Inuyasha, "Yo Fluffkins! Say cheese!
Sesshomaru glares at her and he gets pissed when the phone makes a click when Sam took the pic.
"Human what spell did you bestow on me? Answer me or I shall kill you."
Curse? Oh, he means the phone . . . heh heh
"Sesshomaru, I just placed the curse of Sandra upon you!" She says as she sends it to Sandra's phone.
"But didn't you-" Kagome starts.
"Thank You Kagome…" Sam interrupts.
Sam looks back at Sesshomaru, whose eyes had a tint of red. Oooh, I think I caused enough damage today. From the real world or not I am still a human. . .
Just then Sam's phone starts ringing, "And there is the curse bringer!"
"Hello?" she answers.
"Sam! Is that you!"
"Uh, yeah Sandra it's me…"
"Are you ok? What happened? Did you drink that potion! I told you not to!"
"Uh…Sandra. Did you get that pic I sent you?"
"YES! God it looked so real. As if you were actually in the anime!"
"What would you say if I told you I was?"
"I'd probobly haveto kill you. . . where are you anyway?
"Well you remember. . ." Sam looks at inuyasha, "Look, Sesshomaru is a sitting duck! You are missing the perfect time to strike!"
Inuyasha looks at Sesshomaru, who did have his guard down, but sesshomaru was now looking at Inuyasha, ready for a fight. As they were fighting San talks to Sandra about the poation and shit.
After the fight totosai was talking about tenseiga to the inu gang. Sam fell asleep cause the info, "didn't concern her. If it was about Inuyasha and his family's problem, then she was not going to butt in, like some schoolgirl."
(The next day)
"whoo man! I slept good!" Sam says refreashed.
Everyone: Sweatdrop…
"Well I bes be off!" Totosai says, jumping on his cow.
Kagome tries to stop him but Inuyasha stops her.
10 seconds later he comes back with Sesshomaru behind him.
"Oooh it's the crossdresser!" Sam says. She turns to Sesshomaru, "Long thime no see."
Sesshomaru glares at her, "Inuyasha, make her stop. Her insults will cause her death."
"Sam! Shut up!" Inuyasha says.
Sam rolls her eyes.
Vampire911: well that is al I could think of so far. . .i have nothing left to say now heh heh. . .yeah…