Me: Thanks for all the positive comments!!!!!

Sakura: Yeah...my life is just a comical story to all you people...you know what? I hate you all!

Me: No you don't, you just hate me!

Sakura: True...

Licked her cheek….

Sakura blinked once. Twice. Three times. Then blitch-slapped him across the face.

"WTF WAS THAT FOR YOU BAD EXCUSS FOR GOTHIC BAND SINGER!!" shouted Sakura practically tearing off the school's roof. Sasuke put his hand to his face then cocked his head to the side.

"Gothic band singer? I was going more for the emo type…" He dropped to his knees. "NOO! Orochimaru I have failed you!" Orochimaru came walking through the class door, ran to Sasuke, and hugged him with a sunset in the background.

"HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF COWS ITS MICHAEL JACKSON!!! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, AND HIDE YOUR YOUNG BOYS!!" shouted Sakura running around in circles, and waving her arms in the air.

"Uh…Sakura…that's our teacher Mr. Jack-…err…I mean Mr. Orochimaru and his sex slave Sasuke" said Ino magically appearing behind her, holding Temari's head in a strangle hold.

"Let go of me! Shikamaru is my man!"

"You wish!"

Sakura blinked, turned to Orochimaru and Sasuke and said "Sorry Mr. Orochimaru and his sex slave Sasuke…"

"I am NOT a sex slave!" shouted Sasuke suddenly wearing nothing but handcuffs.

"Mssss Sssssakura pleasssssse take a sssssssseat!"

Sakura sweatdropped, nodded, and sat down next to the two blondes who were whacking each other with rubber chickens.

Class slowly went by, with Sasuke staring at Sakura in a creepy way still, until the bell finally rang. She quickly packed up her stuff and ran towards the cafeteria.

When she arrived, the first thing she saw was Ino and the group that she had introduced Sakura to. She ran over, sat down next to Ino, and listened as she talked about hair and clothes and stuff like that. When she suddenly felt a tap on her shoulder, when she turned around she was facing…

"HOLY MOTHER OF CHICKEN IT'S SEX SLAVE NUMBER 2!!" she shouted pointing at an older version of Sasuke. The guy glared, grabbed her neck, and lifted her up off the ground. Everyone gasped (except Ino, who was drooling over the guy), as Sakura struggled to get out of his grasp.

"AAH!! NO! BAD ITACHI!! DROP IT, un!!" shouted a familiar voice that was running towards them. The guy named Itachi dropped her and turned to Deidara and glared at him instead.

"-gasp- sorry about that –cough- Sakura, he hates it when people –choke- acknowledge his brother is Sasuke, Orochimaru's –hack- sex slave"

"I AM NOT A SEX SLAVE!" shouted Sasuke appearing out of nowhere.

"Sssasuke I have ssssome candy in my car!"

"YES MASTER!!"

Deidara blinked twice, then turned back to Sakura with a smirk on his face.

"You wouldn't mind doing another split would you?"

Sakura blinked twice, then punched him to the other side of the cafeteria.

"SO THAT'S WHY YOU HAD A NOSE-BLEED YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!!"

Kisame, who appeared behind Itachi, snickered then ran over to a group of other juniors. Deidara stood up, ran to Sakura, then looked down at her.

"You're going to pay for that, un"

He snapped his fingers, causing the group that Kisame had ran to, to run to him. Then he snapped his fingers again, this time causing all of them to lift their arms up, each holding a differently colored water balloon, then snapped again, causing a bunch of water balloons to go flying at Sakura.

"AAAH!!"

Sakura covered her head with her arms, and waited for the water to come. But, when it didn't she opened her eyes to see that there was a tall black figure wearing black shades and a pimp stick, and there was slow romance music in the background.

"Uh oh…hold fire you guys, it's the Love Doctor, un!"

Sakura stared in awe at the shadow figure, as he turned to Sakura.

"Hey baby…mmMmm you lookin' fine!" he said in a deep voice.

"Leader! You're supposed to be in the water base!" shouted Kisame.

"I couldn't have done that son; Deidara would have hurt this fine young lady's feelings! And anyway, Deidara sonny, that's not the way to make a fine lady like you!"

"W-what are you t-talking about, un!" he was currently blushing a dark red. Leader winked, "You know what I mean"

"AAAAH!!! STOP THAT DAMN MUSIC!" Sakura shouted after the same thing played for the fifth time. Leader chuckled, then disappeared into thin air.

"Hey Deidara, what was Leader talking about anyway?" said a boy from the group who was wearing an orange mask.

"None of your business Tobi, un!" he snapped. Deidara turned to Sakura, smirked then walked out the cafeteria doors. (queue Baywatch music!)

"Err…Deidara…can you get this girl off me first?" said Itachi trying to pry Ino off his arm with a spatula.

"I LOVE YOU ITACHI!!"

Sakura's eyes went wide as she screamed and ran out the school shouting, "NO MOMMY NOT MY HEAD!!"

Shikamaru walked over, ripped Ino off Itachi's arm, and then kissed Ino firmly on the lips (causing her to pass out), then walked off muttering "Troublesome…"

Me: I NEED SOME HELP FROM THE LOVE DOCTOR!!!!

Sakura: You just need help period...

Me: HEY!

Sakura: Please -yawn- Read and Review