My Danna's So Pretty: Part IV
Recap: Sasori and Deidara met Renji, and Sasori became very jealous. Deidara began to seduce Renji, but Sasori walked in on them, and pulled Deidara away back to their rented room. Deidara began to yell at Sasori, but without warning, Sasori kissed Deidara.
Genre: Humor/Romance/Parody
Disclaimer I: Don't own. If I did, Deidara would be ALL MINE.
Disclaimer II: I had MAJOR writers block. This chapter was inspired by my friend, Tashy. Cheers honey! hugs
Disclaimer III: Ok, is it just me, or is it either nobody reads the author note, or nobody picked up the line? Anyways, it stops now…
Disclaimer IV: Expect this chapter to have NO humor what-so-ever. This is all about romance and drama, people!!
By aBoOm-Un
Deidara was confused. VERY confused. You wouldn't believe how confused he was. He shut his eyes tightly, and thought to himself.
"Wha..? Danna, what are you doing, un?"
Sasori was just as confused as poor Deidara was.
"What the hell am I doing?!" Sasori shouted in his head. He was being stupid, he KNEW it. Why the hell was he doing this? What possessed him to kiss his young, stupid, transvestite partner?
Sasori pulled away from Deidara, who was staring at Sasori with his brilliant blue eyes wide open.
"Oh god no…"
"Deidara…"
Sasori took a step towards to Deidara, who almost instantly stepped away from Sasori. Sasori felt his heart drop.
"Oh, HELL no… Deidara, please… No…"
"Deidara… Please… I'm sorry…"
Deidara turned around and ran straight out of the door Sasori just pulled him though.
"Deidara!"
Deidara didn't respond. He simply hid his head in his hands (A/n; Wow! Helluva lot of assonance there:3) and ran off down the hallway, straight past Kiara-Belle, and out of the door. Sasori stuck his head out of the room, and yelled, "DEIDARA!"
He groaned in frustration, and began to run after Deidara, but Kiara-Belle grabbed his shoulder. "What do you want?!" He snapped, shoving her hand off his shoulder. As he began to run after his partner, Kiara-Belle let out a sigh.
"She's not your sister, is she?"
Sasori's stopped in his tracks, his head snapped back to Kiara-Belle, and he glared at her. "SHE'S not a woman."
Kiara-Belle raised an eyebrow, but then sighed, and said, "I knew that. The way you reacted to the room… It was obvious."
Sasori glared hardly at her. "You didn't. You just want to sound smart, bitch."
Kiara-Belle sighed, and said, "Sasori, I know already. So stop pretending."
Sasori stopped glaring at her, and his mouth dropped. "H-How… Do…"
"You know my name? Simple." Kiara-Belle sighed, and tossed her pigtails back slightly. Sasori gaped slight at her, so she sighed again, and started talking, "When you were back in your room and Deidara and Renji were alone, Deidara came out to talk to me for a bit. After a bit of talking, he came clean."
"Shit…"
Sasori groaned, and said, "That idiot… So, whatcha gonna do now? Alert the ANBU? Call the police? Tell your Kage?"
Kiara-Belle smiled sadly, and said, "No, Sasori-san. I have nothing against the Akatsuki, and you guys are kind… Enough… To me. Also, I know about what you want here. PLEASE, instead of poking him, stab him?"
Sasori's eyes slightly widened. Kiara-Belle's pale green eyes were wide and filled with hope. Sasori sighed, and said, "Its Deidara's job. It's up to him." Kiara-Belle's smile faltered a bit, but she remained hopeful.
"Ok!" She said, her voice light. Sasori smiled slightly at her, and said, "So. If you know him that well…"
"He's probably going to the old park he used to go to when he was a kid. Go straight ahead up the road, then turn left on the avenue, turn right down the alley, right again, then left again. He'll be there."
Sasori blinked twice, and said in a weird tone, "Err… Thanks. I better go…"
"Go get 'im, tiger!"
Sasori blinked at Kiara-Belle, who winked at him, and shoved him out the door before he could say anything back to her.
Sasori slowly walked up the road, mulling over what he just did.
"Ok… Now, what do I tell him…? I was delirious. No, I was drunk. No… I was madly in love with you? HELL NO. I was horny. Holy shit! What have I become?!" Sasori just resisted the urge to bash him head against a brick wall, and continued to walk onwards, one step at a time.
"But, honestly Sasori… What drove you to do that? I mean, he was angry, and so were you… So, why the hell did you kiss him? You don't love him… You don't have ANY romantic feelings for him… So why did I just do that? Gaaaaaaahhhh…"
While Sasori was mulling this over, something; or shall I say someBODY ran into him.
"Oi! Watch we're you're going, jackass!" The person shouted, in a very deep voice.
Sasori gritted his teeth, and yelled back, "I don't have time to argue with you, asshat! Now GET LOST!!!"
The person went quiet. Sasori looked at the person, to see a man about Deidara's height. He had long, brown hair which went down to his back. He had deep jade eyes, and was wearing an Iwagakure forehead protector on his arm. He raised an eyebrow, and said, "Who the hell are you, jackass?"
Sasori smirked at him, and said, "I'm Raisos, asshat. And you?"
He smirked right back at him. "Cute nickname. Oh, and I am Renji."
Sasori raised an eyebrow. "Y'know, I know a dude also named Renji…"
"Aa." Renji gave a small response reply, and tossed his hair back. "Anyways… So, I best be off…"
"Indeed."
"Aa."
"Mm."
"Hm…"
"Aa."
"Yeah."
"U-huh."
"Look, I really have to be going now…"
"Indeed you do."
"… You truly are a jackass…"
"Same with you… Asshat."
The two men glared at each other, and walked off in the directions they were originally heading. Sasori glared at him when he walked off, and muttered under his breath, "Asshat…"
"I heard that, goddamn it!!"
Sasori sped off down the road. Renji rolled his eyes, and walked off.
…
Deidara was done running from his Danna, and was now walking around the park. He was thinking over what just happened.
"Ahh! Ok Deidara, CALM DOWN, un. He's probably drunk… Or delirious, un. Yeah, he's delirious, un… He just woke up. He probably lost some brain cells, un…" Deidara sighed deeply, and let the wind blow his hair back. He looked sadly at the floor, and thought to himself, "Even if Sasori no Danna was delirious, un… I couldn't help but…" Deidara bit his lip, shut his eyes tightly, and shook his head. "No! I won't admit it, un! Not now, NOT EVER, un!"
"Deidara?"
Deidara looked up to see Sasori standing in front of him.
"…Danna? What are you doing here, un?"
"I came looking for YOU, brat. Don't run off like that."
Deidara stuck out his bottom lip, and Sasori sighed deeply. "Deidara, you actually had me worried, and that's saying something."
Deidara raised an eyebrow at Sasori, who just sat next to him. Sasori looked at the ground, and looked deep in thought. Deidara said gently, "Danna… Is something wrong, un?"
Sasori took a deep breath in. He couldn't believe he was saying this, but…
"Deidara…" He began slowly, putting his hands by his side. "I'm… Sorry about what happened. I dunno what came over me… Oh, and you better accept this apology, or I will personally make sure your life is hell…"
Deidara smiled, and pushed a hand up to Sasori's lips. "Sasori no Danna… I know what you're trying to say, un. And thank you, un."
Sasori smiled slightly at Deidara, and said slowly, "So… You're not angry?" Deidara grinned madly, and yelled, "NOT AT ALL, UN!!!"
Deidara clamped his hands over his mouth, and laughed nervously.
"Eheheh…"
Sasori coughed twice, and rubbed the back of his neck. "Yeah… So… You used to go here as a kid?"
Deidara's eyes brightened slightly, and said, "Yeah! This was my favorite place to go, un! Wanna see, un? Huh?" Deidara grabbed Sasori's hand, and dragged his older partner along, creating a awkward barrier between Sasori and Deidara, but not the same for Deidara and Sasori. Deidara was humming the "Star Wars" theme again, and Sasori was feeling all of the blood rising to his face. Deidara pointed to a large tree, and said, "I used to climb that thing when I was younger, un!" Sasori nodded slightly, and looked down at his hand.
"He's ACTUALLY holding my hand…"
Deidara smiled happily, and turned to Sasori, who was smiling lightly at him. Sasori said slowly, "Deidara… You do know what I'm thinking…"
Deidara looked at his Danna strangely. "I do, un?"
Sasori looked up, somewhat nervously. "Do you mind?"
Deidara, choosing to beat him to it, pushed his lips up to Sasori's. Sasori went rigid for a moment, but then relaxed as the wind blew into them.
Wow… This chapter sucked. I'm so sorry! The ending SUCKS! I failed you, Tashy! cries And loyal readers! I'm so sorry! Sorry! begs for forgiveness
- Love from a very sad aBoOm-Un