Chepter 4:

"Steevben, you trash eating cisjenderd scum, this issnt funknee." Sardonics (mostly Pearl) biched and moaned as Stevon shoved a cactas tht looked jus like Peridut deep into her xtra ore-dinary (HaH geddit? consider sueyside) fusion virgina.

Stevan was laffing superbly hard and the cactus peenetration was real funny becase Steben was laughving.

Amythest bellowed the hawty guffaws of hte mirthfull jackass becuse she was the geallous that no form Sugilite, even thogh Sushilite is a huge cunt.

The kektus hurt so little that Sardinex unfused back into Pear and Garnot, who then unfused into Rubby and Saphire, who then fused back into Garnut, and then back into Rubish and Supahotfire.

"Pearl, you've bean rebuilding the communicashion hub, rite? Give it to us straight." Amethirst asked.

Everybody paused for a secund and then hilarity.

"HAW HAAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWHAW HAW HAW HAW HAW. Yes I have." Preal respondered.

"You used us for land development, you full time fucker!" Rooby shouted at Purl, who then started crying.

"Thurs is bullshet," Saphire sad, "I'm going to go on hte internot and post unfuny joike reviews on all hte real comunicaton hubs n Keystote Motels in the real worl n rooin their busines."

And then they all pild onto Lion who's spine brok under their obese and went home and the eartth rambled and shaked es Greg hte national fatass took 2 setps.

"Gibe some Rebecca Sugar baebee." Greg mumbled loudly as he tok a swipe et Lapiss' bloo ass whle he shet himself.

"NO DAD." Stevun shooted in protast as he stebbed Grag and he started bleeeding maryjuwana.

The air suddenly became stank and everybody storted being poison. Uncle Grandpa crawled out of Greeg's big shit pile.

"GOOD MORNING." Uncle Grandpa greeted.

"NOIOOOONMOOOOO oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOO NOOO NONO O OONOOOOOOOOONONONO NOOOOOOOON NONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!111!" Everyboody shouted at diferent times and they all punched Uncle Grandad until he died and hte worldc was saif agen.

But Uncal Grandpa poisoned Ametheest the festest becase she is a fucking midget and she was dieing.

"Aimthest, are u alrigt!?" Pearl asked for no good reason.

"I'm...I'm," Amethyst choked out before shapeshifting into an invisible pink unicorn and then an invisible purple wrestler, "JOHN CENA!"

Amethyst jumpe high into the aaiir and gave Peridit the Five Knuckle Shuffle right into her stupid dorito faec and she didn't see her comin because her time is naow.

Peridot was beeing weighed down n coodnt flie away because Ammetist's teeth were buried in her green ween titties. She hed to burn her slappy mammaries off to git away.

"C u later, Crystal Cunts. Nyahsdahsfnahhahaha!" Peridont farewelled obnoxshously.

Meanwhile, Rebecca Sugar and her henchmen realized that the Japaneeb SU fans were cool beanss and not Tumblr trash like she needed for her world domination plan.

"Boys," Rebecca Sugar addressed her team, "It's time to release the next Stevenbomb."

And they did right onto Hiroshima and Nagasaki and all hte Japs died.

To bee cuntinued