Crescent Moon

One slightly pickled chicken frank

Monica Lewinsky

The Cat in the Hat

The Liberation Front Against The Treacherous Use of Bad EFX

The USS Supercallifragilisticexpeallidocious

The Inner Reaches of Spock's Armpit

Orange Souffle


50 penguins

Fibbertigibbet!




[written by the Omni PKYYR]

The Adventures of the Goddess Ivanova (Part 4): Orange Souffle and Scandal Women, oh my!

Ivanova sat at her table, with Delenn beside her, with Spoony snacking on a slightly pickled chicken frank.

"I'm bored," groaned Ivanova.

"Me too. Shall we go to a fair?" asked Delenn. Spoony wagged his tail.

"Okay! But... there's none around..."

"There is one at The Inner Reaches Of Spock's Armpit."

"Geez. You mean the one held by The Liberation Front Against The Treacherous Use of Bad EFX?"

"Well... their orange souffle is delicious!"

"Okay... but it's dangerous, isn't it?"

"Of course, or I wouldn't want to go!" They flew off.

At The Inner Reaches of Spock's Armpit...

50 penguins marched in protest against Batman, saying that The Penguin gave them a bad name. Furious, Batman kidnapped all the orange souffle and flew to the White House to share it with Monica Lewinsky.

The goddesses were FURIOUS.

They asked the Cat in the Hat for directions and it said "Fibbertigibbet!"

Delenn said: "That was cat for 'scandal woman'... Lewinsky!"

They got the USS Supercallifragilisticexpeallidocious to fire at the White House.

They flew in. There was some charred orange souffle, and.... A dead Batman and Lewinsky.... and... horrors of all horrors, William Shatner's HAIRPIECE! It had its consciousness stored in Lewinsky!

They shot it and disinfected themselves. But then....

"Did you hear that?"

"I...va...nooooo...va..... I will get you.... some d(gasp)ay...." and with a whoosh something shot away and flew towards the crescent moon.

"Oh well." Delenn said. "We'll worry about that when it comes. Want some souffle?"