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Fun Times in Konoha
Chapter 4: Special Skills?
Brendan, Ben, and Josh were walking towards the field where everyone trains and stuff. They were wondering if they got any special abilities or justus when the came into the world of Naruto, because if they didn't have any they'd probably get the shit beaten out of them by any ninja. Yes, including Tenten.
When they got there, they discovered Lee doing an insane amount of push-ups in the middle of the field.
"9996... 9997... 9998... 9999... 10000! Yeah!" Lee yelled, jumping up from doing his push-ups.
"Dude Lee! We just got out of class literally ten minutes ago! There's no way you did 10000 push-ups!" Ben replied to his counting.
"Fine, I only did 1000. Happy now?" Lee replied.
"Fine."
"It is fine."
"That's what I just said."
"You want to fight about it?" Lee asked, getting into his fighting stance.
"Actually, no. I don't. I know Josh does though." Ben said.
"I do? Wait, you're playing with my mind again! No I don't! Fuck you!" Josh yelled.
"You confuse me. I'm leaving." Lee said. And he left to leave the entire field all to Brendan, Ben, and Josh.
"Hmm..." thought Brendan, "How are supposed to figure out if we got any jutsus if we don't know how to trigger them?"
"We could have a montage!" Josh said.
"THIS ISN'T THE ROCKY MOVIES, JOSH. SHUT UP." boomed the gods up above.
"Ohh..." Josh said, putting his head down.
"But seriously now, and I know you can't do that, Josh, so stay quiet, how are supposed to trigger them?" Brendan asked.
Josh tried to say something, but when he did, Ben threw a rock at his head and he got knocked out.
"K.O.!" boomed the gods from above.
"Seriously, where do those voices come from?" Ben asked into the sky. The clouds moved as normal and didn't respond, though he did hear so faint booming whispers. (No that wasn't supposed to make sence.)
"Back to the subject, maybe we are supposed to make up something in our heads and it comes true!" Brendan said.
"That sounds stupid, but it's just crazy enough to work! It is SKF writing this fic you know." Ben said.
"Who's SKF? And what fic?" Brendan asked.
"I don't know, something made me say it. It was weird." Ben responded.
"Alright, let me try something. Throw a rock at me." Brendan said.
Ben agreed and picked up a decent sized rock and chucked it as hard as he could at Brendan. Brendan got into a defencive stance and as soon as the rock got near him, he yelled, "Aura Break!" and spun around. A gust of wind, at least that's what it looked like, went around Brendan and shot the rock away. It flew in the air, and fell out of the air and hit the K.O'd Josh in the head. He woke up because of it. He jerked up and put his hands in front of him.
"What was that? What happened? Where am I?" he asked frantically.
"Brendan relected a rock with an 'Aura Break' as he called it and it hit you in the head. It was pretty funny." Ben said.
"Yeah it was." Brendan said. "We all got some kind of special jutsus coming into this world, I guess. I got Aura Break for a defensive jutsu I guess."
"Alright, let me try something!" Josh yelled. He did a backflip and then punched the ground, yelling, "Arise, chicken, arise!" Out of the ground, a rabid chicken appeared and got ready to attack something. Josh said, "Dismissal!" and the chicken disappered.
"...What the hell kind of justu was that?" Ben asked.
"Summoning jutsu. I summon chickens!" Josh answered.
Brendan looked down and shook his head. "Perfect. Josh summons chickens. What else can you do, create pies and throw them at people?" he asked.
"No, that's just stupid, that's not a good attack at all. Unless it was an exploding pie. Now, that would be freaking awesome." Josh replied.
"Now I'm gonna try something." Ben said. He did signs that are actual signs used in the show and yelled, "Dragon Breath: Fire!" and open his mouth and magical fire bursted out of his mouth. "Cool, I didn't think that would work. I don't want to try any other of the breaths right now, it might wear down my chakra." he said.
"That was the coolest out of the ones we did by a long shot." Josh said. "I'm gonna try something else! And it WILL be worth it!"
"Don't do it Josh..." Ben and Brendan said, but he was already doing it. He ran at full speed and did signs. He kept running and yelled, "Kamikaze attack!!!!!" and he exploded and nothing was left.
"God dammit Josh! You blew trees! And killed yourself! But more importantly, look at the trees!" Ben yelled.
"Don't worry, he'll be back next chapter." Brendan said.
"But what about the trees?"
"What are you, a hippie? You don't care about trees."
"Oh, right. Sorry. Let's go back home." Ben said. And they walked away, hoping that they won't get arrested for blowing up half the field.
End of Chapter.
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