Dib looked at the clock and sighed restlessly. The moments were dragging
bye at an unbelievably slow pace. Every second seemed to linger. So, it was
pretty much an average day of skool.
Xaz watched through the window, her eyes barely peaking above the frame. She gasped.
"Oh no..." She muttered. "Xye..." The little android looked over at Zim and tilted her head.
"Ohh, so THAT'S Zim. He's awfully short to be an invader." Xaz noted. She sat down to contemplate.
"Hmm...If I get a hold of that base I might stand a chance of getting home. If not then I'll be stuck on this floating dust ball for the rest of my eternal life." She paused and peaked back into the window "But if I fail Xye will probably tie me down and force me to watch MTV for the rest of eternity..." Xaz shuddered and got up. "Well, one must take risks to achieve anything." Xaz gulped and looked around for GIR.
"GIR? Oh no..."
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Who wants funyuns!?!?!" GIR cried, jumping on Ms.Bitters desk. Dib, whop had been napping a moment before, looked up in shock at the little GIR who was singing a song about a pineapple and pants.
"Okay. Maybe I have been thinking about exposing Zim too much..." Dib thought. HE rubbed his eyes and looked back at GIR.
"At least I don't think I'm dreaming..." Dib began to get up when Ms.Bitters glared at him. Dib sat back down and watched GIR apprehensively.
GIR then rocketed out of the skool, right before Ms.Bitters could crush him with the sledge hammer she kept under her desk. Dib twitched.
"If GIR is running around then Zim's home is most likely left defenseless." Dib's eyes lit up and he got up.
"I'm sorry Ms.Bitters but I have to leave class early, the world depends on it!" Dib announced. He ran out of the class, heroic fanfare coming from no where unparticular.
"Hey, Ms.Bitters?"
"Yes Zita?"
"Um...why didn't you stop him?"
"Did you really want him here?"
"Good point."
"There must be some way out of this box. I'll just use my AMAZING brainpower to think of a way out...yeah." Zim's face took on a look of deep concentration. HE cried out angrily. "It is hopeless, when a genius like me cannot think of a way out then it must mean doom! Doooooo-"
"Hiya Master!"
"Oh hi GIR. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, wait, GIR?" Zim looked at the small android who had managed to crawl inside the box. "What are you doing here?" Zim asked. GIR giggled.
"I got the cheese ya asked for!" GIR held up the infamous cheese. Zim blinked.
"GIR...I didn't ask for cheese."
"You didn't?"
"No GIR, I didn't"
"Oh..."
"Well GIR, what are you going to do with it?"
"I"MA EAT IT MYSELF!" GIR shrieked then gobbled up the cheese happily.
"GIR, that's nice and all but would mind HELPING ME OUT OF HERE!?"
"Oh sure master." GIR cut the box open with his hands. Zim looked around for Xye, she was nowhere in sight.
"Good GIR, now untie me!"
"Why would I do that?"
"Because if you do I'll...give you my bear suit." Zim grimaced at the thought of losing the bear suit that he had cherished for so long, but he knew it might be the difference between life and death.
"Dib! You don't know how relieved I am to see you!" Xaz cried, running up to the trench coat clad boy.
"Um...why?"
"Because my evil mistress, she about to send ZIM off to some lab! And she wants to rule the world! And I'm allergic to wombats!" Xaz gave Dib a hug. Dib pushed her away
"Don't worry. I'll take care of it!" Dib marched off to the house, a fazer gun in his hand (why, because real guns are offensive and not politically correct *insert big cheesy grin here*)
He stopped as his hand touched the doorknob and looked over his shoulder at Xaz.
"Um, Xaz?"
"Yeah?"
"Did you say wombats?"
"Just go!" Xaz said angrily. Dib shrugged and pushed open the door.
A/N: Another short chapter. I promise they are gonna get longer...eventually.
Xaz watched through the window, her eyes barely peaking above the frame. She gasped.
"Oh no..." She muttered. "Xye..." The little android looked over at Zim and tilted her head.
"Ohh, so THAT'S Zim. He's awfully short to be an invader." Xaz noted. She sat down to contemplate.
"Hmm...If I get a hold of that base I might stand a chance of getting home. If not then I'll be stuck on this floating dust ball for the rest of my eternal life." She paused and peaked back into the window "But if I fail Xye will probably tie me down and force me to watch MTV for the rest of eternity..." Xaz shuddered and got up. "Well, one must take risks to achieve anything." Xaz gulped and looked around for GIR.
"GIR? Oh no..."
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Who wants funyuns!?!?!" GIR cried, jumping on Ms.Bitters desk. Dib, whop had been napping a moment before, looked up in shock at the little GIR who was singing a song about a pineapple and pants.
"Okay. Maybe I have been thinking about exposing Zim too much..." Dib thought. HE rubbed his eyes and looked back at GIR.
"At least I don't think I'm dreaming..." Dib began to get up when Ms.Bitters glared at him. Dib sat back down and watched GIR apprehensively.
GIR then rocketed out of the skool, right before Ms.Bitters could crush him with the sledge hammer she kept under her desk. Dib twitched.
"If GIR is running around then Zim's home is most likely left defenseless." Dib's eyes lit up and he got up.
"I'm sorry Ms.Bitters but I have to leave class early, the world depends on it!" Dib announced. He ran out of the class, heroic fanfare coming from no where unparticular.
"Hey, Ms.Bitters?"
"Yes Zita?"
"Um...why didn't you stop him?"
"Did you really want him here?"
"Good point."
"There must be some way out of this box. I'll just use my AMAZING brainpower to think of a way out...yeah." Zim's face took on a look of deep concentration. HE cried out angrily. "It is hopeless, when a genius like me cannot think of a way out then it must mean doom! Doooooo-"
"Hiya Master!"
"Oh hi GIR. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, wait, GIR?" Zim looked at the small android who had managed to crawl inside the box. "What are you doing here?" Zim asked. GIR giggled.
"I got the cheese ya asked for!" GIR held up the infamous cheese. Zim blinked.
"GIR...I didn't ask for cheese."
"You didn't?"
"No GIR, I didn't"
"Oh..."
"Well GIR, what are you going to do with it?"
"I"MA EAT IT MYSELF!" GIR shrieked then gobbled up the cheese happily.
"GIR, that's nice and all but would mind HELPING ME OUT OF HERE!?"
"Oh sure master." GIR cut the box open with his hands. Zim looked around for Xye, she was nowhere in sight.
"Good GIR, now untie me!"
"Why would I do that?"
"Because if you do I'll...give you my bear suit." Zim grimaced at the thought of losing the bear suit that he had cherished for so long, but he knew it might be the difference between life and death.
"Dib! You don't know how relieved I am to see you!" Xaz cried, running up to the trench coat clad boy.
"Um...why?"
"Because my evil mistress, she about to send ZIM off to some lab! And she wants to rule the world! And I'm allergic to wombats!" Xaz gave Dib a hug. Dib pushed her away
"Don't worry. I'll take care of it!" Dib marched off to the house, a fazer gun in his hand (why, because real guns are offensive and not politically correct *insert big cheesy grin here*)
He stopped as his hand touched the doorknob and looked over his shoulder at Xaz.
"Um, Xaz?"
"Yeah?"
"Did you say wombats?"
"Just go!" Xaz said angrily. Dib shrugged and pushed open the door.
A/N: Another short chapter. I promise they are gonna get longer...eventually.