Let's bring Chapter 4!

Here is ~THE RANDOMNESS OF OLYMPUS~ (Insert catchy jingle here)

Thanks to readintherain. Thatt's sort if the point. Random situations, I don't really like it when people turn OOC. It makes them less funny, in my opinion, at least.

I don't own PJATO or Phineas and Ferb

Songs to listen to: Perry the Platypus Theme (Song), Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc Jingle (not actual name)

Leo & Nico

Percy, Leo and Nico were sitting under Thalia's pine tree, lounging around with nothing to do.

After about 30 seconds Leo snapped his fingers. "Hey Nico, I know what we're gonna do today!"

He looked to his pseudo-brothers. "We're gonna build a nature reserve, but with automatons!"

Nico shrugged. "Sure, why not. I'm bored."

Soon, Leo started scribbling schematics, and Nico asked Percy if he wanted to help. "Hey Percy- Wait, where's Percy?" The Seaweed Brain seemed to have disappeared. Nico shrugged it off as looking for one Annabeth Chase and dragged Leo to Bunker 9 to get started.

Percy watched the two dark-haired teens walk off, as he put on a fedora and entered a conveniently placed rock-shaped elevator.

The son of Poseidon dropped into a large underground lair, chrome designed (white with blue stripes), with state-of-the-art technology everywhere. He sat on a chair in front of the large screen TV flashing the words 'Incoming Transmission' in bright red.

Percy pressed the call button directly in front of his seat.

The screen came to life and showed Coach Hedge in a bellhop outfit. "Greetings Agent P, we're having a costume party, and Grover made me go as a bellhop."

"Hi Agent P!" Grover's hand appeared on the screen.

"Anyway, Dr. Gaea has purchased some suspicious materials-" A list of said materials popped up on screen, along with a picture of the goddess in question. "We need you to find out what she is up to and stop it. Good luck Agent P," Coach signed of with a salute.

Once the screen went dark, Percy ran over to his hover craft.

"Doo-bee-Doo-bee-do-bah
Doo-bee-Doo-bee-do-bah
Doo-bee-Doo-bee-do-bah
Doo-bee-Doo-bee-do-bah."

Percy jumped over the hood and into the driver's seat.

"Percy!"

The vehicle came to life, and it lifted off the ground into an escape tunnel.

"He's a semi-aquatic, egg-headed half-blood of action! (Hey!)"

The son of Poseidon put on sunglasses.

"He's a son of Poseidon who'll never flinch from fray!"

The Seaweed Brain flinched from a pebble tossed at him.

"He's got more than just rad skills"

Water coiled around the hovercraft.

"He's got a three-foot sword that kills"

The Hero of Olympus uncapped with Riptide in one hand, and held the steering wheel in the other.

"And the half-bloods swoon whenever they hear him say"

"BLUE PANCAKES," was shouted across the cavern

"He's Percy! Percy the Seaweed Brain!"

'Why did I let Grover make the theme song' Percy thought, exasperatedly.

"Percy!"

Percy slowed down the hovercraft.

"AGENT P!"

The son of Poseidon approaches a large angel-shaped building.

Piper was in the Big House getting ready for her date with Jason. Hazel and Reyna were keeping her company. She was combing her hair when she saw a certain son of Hephaestus and son of Hades build automatons.

Hazel's eyes brightened. "Oh look, Leo and Nico are building something."

The daughter of Aphrodite narrowed her eyes and ran to her best friend, present company excluded. "ANNABETH!"

Annabeth was about to talk to Chiron when Piper tackled her. "What is it Piper?" She asked kindly, but she was quite irritated with the other girl's antics.

"Leo and Nico are building a nature reserve for automatons!"

"Uh huh" It was obvious Annabeth wasn't convinced. "Look, I need to talk to Chiron, so can you show me later? Okay, thanks."

"But-"

"No buts."

Piper sighed. "Yes ma'am."

"Besides, don't you have that date with Jason to worry about?"

The charmspeaker's eyes widened. "He's gonna be here in FIFTEEN minutes." She ran back upstairs to find Hazel and Reyna missing, but she barely noticed.

Calypso, Frank, Will and Thalia walked up to the field where Leo and Nico were working.

Calypso kissed Leo on the cheek. "Hey guys, watcha doin'?"

Leo grinned. "We're building a nature reserve for automatons. Wanna help?"

"Sure"

Hazel and Reyna also happened to show up. "We can help too, if you want."

"Cool, the more the better."

*Imagine a montage of them building a nature reserve with automatons.*

*Also imagine the theme song whenever they build stuff.*

"Primordial Goddess Evil Incorporated!"

Agent P covertly sneaked in through the front door of the penthouse of the large building. It looked like a large purple laboratory with a balcony overlooking the city.

He slowly approached a purple curtain in the center of the room. 'This is weird, normally it's some sort of gigantic ray gun with a horrible name,' he thought.

The moment Agent P touched the fabric, chains wrapped around his hands and feet, bringing him to the ground. The apprehensive trumpet sounds indicated it was obviously a trap.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't Percy the Seaweed Brain," said Dr. Gaea, a tall, ivory white-skinned woman with ebony black hair and leaf green eyes. She dressed like a pharmacist. "Meddling with my plans, I see."

She paused for his reply. Nothing.

"Well, if you're not going to say anything... Let's get on with the routine, shall we?"

Without waiting for a reply she started up her only successful invention, the 'Flashback-inator.' A bunch of helmets connected together that project one's memories or one's thoughts to the other helmets. One alone can be used to project images on a screen. Percy 'borrowed' some for Camp uses (for his and the other guys' 'personal fantasies').

"You see back in the old days, which was a few months before you nearly vaporized me, everyone, and I mean everyone, in the evil business had an evil minion, except me. I was a laughing stock for years. Well, not anymore." She took off the inators.

The earth goddess-pharmacist-thing held onto the curtain. "BEHOLD! My own evil minion!" The evil minion was revealed to be a ten-foot tall mechanical man, dressed like a janitor. He had a giant spear head mop, and everything else a janitor needs. His master pointed to the prisoner. "DESTROY PERCY THE SEAWEED BRAIN!"

The Titan stepped off his platform, picked up the son of Poseidon, and with large glowing eyes said, "Hi, my name is Bob! How can I help you this fine day?" Bob's eyes stopped glowing. He placed the secret agent back down on the floor and patted his back. "I will go bake some cookies," he muttered as he walked into the kitchen.

Gaea sweatdropped. "Well, that was unexpected. But, I had a backup anyway! Behold the Vapor-" Before the sentence even finished, Agent P ran up to the machine, pressed the self-destruct button, and, on his hang glider, flew away from the balcony.

The goddess was swept from her feet. Just before the machine exploded, some words flew across the city skyline. "CURSE YOU, PERCY THE SEAWEED BRAIN!"

"Agent P"

"Hey Jason!" Said demigod approached.

"Hey Piper, ready for our date?" He asked as he pecked her on the cheek.

She smiled. "Of course, where are we going?" 'Please be anywhere away from Nico and Leo...'

"Nico and Leo set up that nature reserve, so why not? I heard it's really cool and all...

"Sure, why not?" The daughter of Aphrodite replied, cheerily. Though, she was having a panic attack inside. 'What if Annabeth catches me? I can finally prove to her the boys did it,' the thought ended with an evil smile on her face.

"Uh, Piper..."

"Yeah?"

"You're using your plotting face again."

"Oh, sorry. Come on let's go!" She dragged Jason off to the new park in Camp Half-Blood.

When the small group of demigods finished building, a large crowd flooded into the reserve.

"This is amazing!"

"There's a unicorn, and a lion, and a mammoth..."

One person was really weird. He thought the entire zoo was synthetic, from the trees to the other people. "Wow, this is some really realistic water..." He patted Nico on the back. "Good job," he praised as he walked off.

"Did he just say realistic water?"

Leo looked at the shrinking silhouette. "Weird"

Frank ran up to the two. "Guys, the animals are flying away!"

"What?!"

"Apparently, somebody here-" Frank looks to Leo. "-programmed every automaton to fly."

Nico used his trademark death glare on the guilty son of Hephaestus, who raised his hands in surrender. "I'm sorry, please don't kill me," he begged.

"You-"

Jason and Piper were having a great time. Until Piper saw Annabeth approach the Big House.

Her eyes widened with excitement and ran towards the daughter of Athena, leaving Jason to go back inside, wanting to see everything before they conveniently disintegrated. 'This is usually when the fun stuff disappears,' he thought.

"ANNABETH!"

"Yeah?"

"Come on, come on! You have to see what Leo and Nico are up to," Piper yelled as she dragged Annabeth towards the facility in question.

As Piper was trying to explain what happened, Annabeth interrupted her, "I don't see any automatons."

"What!" Piper turned around to see nothing but their friends sitting under a tree. "B-but..."

"Hey guys!" The daughter of Athena waved as she and Piper approached.

"Hey Annabeth! We built an automaton reserve today!" Leo exclaimed happily.

"Oh really? This one's smaller than I heard." She gestured to the scale model, with miniature automatons. The remains of the large facility.

"But, but-"

"Who's up for hot fudge?"

Everyone screamed, "I DO I DO I DO!"

"Come on Piper."

"Okay..." The daughter of Aphrodite followed, sulking.

While the group was eating in the dining pavilion, Percy suddenly appeared with them without the fedora, of course.

"Oh there you are, Percy." Annabeth kissed him on the cheek. "Did you have an exciting day?"

Percy shrugged. "Blue pancakes," was all he said.

Everyone took that as good enough of an answer and continued eating.

Jason was trying to comfort Piper. "Don't worry, something will happen again tomorrow."

Piper glared at the two boys menacingly as one bickered with his girlfriend, and the other bickered with his soon-to-be boyfriend. Weird parallels. "They are so going to get busted."

And that was that. Weird. Anyways, here are today's headcannons:

Percy wears fedoras and goes by Agent P

Coach Hedge and Grover direct him in his mission against evil

Grover makes theme songs

Gaea is an evil pharmacist who make giant machines with self-destruct buttons

And many other parallels with Phineas & Ferb (I love that show)

I just realized there is a book about a platypus named Percy. Wow

This idea actually came from listening to the Perry the Platypus theme when I accidentally replaced Perry with Percy.

Anyways,

Tune in next time on ~THE RANDOMNESS OF OLYMPUS~ (Insert catchy jingle here)

"They may be good for you, but they are nowhere near worthy of my charm."

"What charm?"

"Mark my words Leo Valdez, you will eat your vegetables, whether you like it or not..."

Au revoir!