Hello again! I'd like to thank Glasscase of Emotions and after.a.hard.day again for reveiwing. Those few sentences mean the world to me. I am following after.a.hard.day's advice and will try and break the story up into paragarphs! I also read a lot of Gorillaz masterpeices as to inspire myself. So here we go!

Russel and 2-D were already eating when they came in. Noodle and Murdoc saw that it was stir fry. Russel was very good at making it. He didn't put in pinapple. They had tried it and the entire meal had been thrown to the zombies.

Murdoc sat down without saying anything. But Noodle sniffed lightly and complimented Russel who grunted as he continued to shovel food into his mouth. Cotez walked over to the empty spot at the table and sat down. Before anyone could stop her she put both hands into her food and scooped it up into her mouth. She then threw her head back to let the food run down her throat. The warm food suprised herr. She rather liked it. So she reached to get some more from her plate but she was stopped by Noodle.

Noodle handed her a pointed stick. Cortez studied it trying to remember what the caged people had done with them. Remembering she quickly launched herself at Russel with a cry. Russel looked up in shock at the girl who was about to attack him with an eating utensil. He wasn't able to dodge and the fork stabbed into the layer of blubber on his arm. Russel grabbed the girl and sent her light frame sailing across the room. Cortez landed with a dull thud. Noodle and 2-D rushed over to Russel who was bleeding but Murdoc went over to Cortez. She looked at him with innocent black eyes,"I forget what your supposed to do after you do that. Do you run or attack the person again? I beleive you can do either. What do you think Murdoc?"

Murdoc looked at Russel who was coming towards them with a pissed off look on his face. He turned back to Cortez and smirked, I think you apoligize and then run."

No I'm quite sure that you don't apoligize. I do beleive that your suppozed to talk to them like this."

She turned to Russel and said," Ha you stupid ass! Take this!"

After saying so she threw the fork at him.

And so she learns that ticking off a fat man who's bleeding and you also threw a fork at is not a good idea. Her back met the wall as Russel slamed her against it. Russel glared at her. Why did she look so nonplused? Afterall is had just been rammed into a wall.

Cortez looked at him and said."Well at least you're doing what you're supposed to."

She glares at the rest of thge band."When I threw the fork you guys were supposed to attack Russel. After that Russel was supposed to call for the rest of his flock. So ... Are there different rules here?"

Russel stared at Cortez. Was the raven as innocent as not to know how you use silverware? Or was this another trick? He peut her down gently and said,"You really don't know how to use a fork?"

"What's a fork?"

I t was too much. Russel's laughter boomed out across the grave yard and at the sound of such humor for a second the zombies quailed.

Nd so the process of teaching Cortez began.

"Stp hitting 2-D with the spoon."

"No keep hitting him."

"Murdoc!"

"Let's try something else."

"Give me back the butterknife!"

"No you don't us it like the people in that jail did!"

"Don't do that! You chould take someone's eye out!"

"Yes use your knife and fork and knife that way. Very good! Now on to the spoon."

"Why did you give her the two more dangerous objects first?"

"Beccause she tried to grouge out 2-D's eyes."

After they had taught her how to manage at the table they set about cleaning up the floor and bandaging their wounds. Noodle was confinced that if Cortez had been in the sercet child army that her weapons would have been cutley.

And that's a wrap! Sorry for the short chapter.. I really am but I'm pretty depressed right now. Why I have no clue but I'm doing what's best. Eating ice cream and staying in my room. Pathetic I know. So I typed the last 300 word today and decided to leave it there for today. So I'd like comments on how I'm doing on the story. Or you chould just say you like my story. That works too.

So Goodbye for now.

Murdoca