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This is force-speak...
(Kay-loo's Point of View-ish-ness)
Hmm. I miss my dog. Gracie! I'll be home soon!!
Hmm... home. That sounds nice. I miss my whole family! I don't like this whole being alone thing! I'm not used to it! I'm a triplet for crying out loud! Angst!
Okay... so now that that's done, I guess I should tell everybody what has happened... Um.. so where were we before? Oh, yeah. I was tailing Maul, Darth Maul. That made me giggle. That was our halftime show for marching band! James Bond, I mean. Not Darth Maul.
Even though that would be amazing...(I don't think I should kill Hailey for writing something incorrect for the sake of the plot line, should I? Nah, I don't think I will -stares pointedly at... self- It wasn't my fault!)
Um.. so, anyways... we were on Naboo. That much I knew. Mr. Mauly-poo didn't do much to let me know. I blame Palpy for picking such an incompetent apprentice. I, on the other hand, would be a superb apprentice. Go me!
Well, technically, we weren't on Naboo, we were floating above it. Same difference, really. Okay, maybe not. (I still don't think I should kill Hailey)
As I was lost in the wonderful world of Disney... I mean, my thoughts, I suddenly heard...
Hmm... how I do enjoy the color purple...
I fell off my chair. It sounded like Hailey!
Um... how did that happen? Not the falling off my chair (it happens quite often), but the whole hearing Hailey thing.
Maybe the sun from Tatooine was getting to my head.
OR... The counsel DID say something about being force sensitive...
BOO!!
(Hailey's POW... erm, I mean POV)
BOO!!
"AHH!" I fell over into the mud. The scene was familiar. Queen Amidala had just finished meeting Boss Nas, and they were planning strategical-ness. I'm not good at that.
It seemed as though no one but me saw the whole thing with Padme being Queen and the decoy being blah, blah, blah. Who cares? The point was, no one saw it coming. It made me laugh. I almost did. Laugh, I mean. Of course I saw it coming.
Then I thought of something! Yes, that deserves an exclamation point! That does too.
If I could stop the young love from blossoming early, then the problem would be easy to fix! Duh!
Too bad I couldn't have stopped Padme from going into the town... though they still would have met on the plane... Hmm...
I slinked towards Anakin. Is slinked a word? Well, that was what I was doing. Almost snake-like, but not enough to use the word slithered.
"Hey there, shorty," I said. He froze.
He didn't like me much.
"Um, what?" He said, trying to look a feel superior. It wasn't working.
"You try and look superior to me, but that is not possible, I am the ruler of everything! FOR I AM BEOWULF!!" I said in a loud booming voice. Oops, I got sidetracked.
Ew. Beowulf. I didn't like that movie...
About five people looked up at my outburst, then quickly went back to work. Anakin looked like he was going to bolt. I put my hand on his shoulder and he flinched. Cool.
"You know what this means?" I said in a hushed tone. Haha.
"What? Who's Bae-o-wolf?"Anakin asked.
"No, silly! I meant the queen! Because Padme is the Queen, you can't, you know... be friends or anything."
"Why not?"
Why not? WHY NOT? BECAUSE HE'LL DESTORY THE GALAXY, THAT'S WHY!!
"Because she's much higher on the social status then you. I mean and on top of that, you'll never see her, since you'll be a Jedi."
"I'm gonna be a Jedi??"
I decided to be very Yoda-like. "Will you?"
It's Yoda-like cause of backwards it's 'You will' Hah! Who says I'm retarded?! I'll keeeeel youuuuuu!!
Yeah...
"Hailey?" Obi-Wan called.
"Sorry, squirt, gotta run," I said to Anakin and headed in Obi-Wan's direction. I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, so I ran into a tree. Ah, what fun.
"Yes, Obi-Wan Kenobi?" I asked in a weird-ish voice. It was fun confusing people. I got quite a kick out of it. Sometimes, literally.
"You're gonna be with us when we enter the palace." He said, then went over the battle plan. I stopped him, since I knew what it was.
"Okiee-Dokiee!" I shouted, then ran behind a bush and sat down. I pulled a small package of Skittles out of my pocket and ate a few. They came with me in my pocket when me and Kayla were sent here. Or died. I still wasn't dismissing that theory.
I had the urge to sing when I remembered the whole 'Boo!!' thing from before.
It sounded like Kayla. I tried doing the same thing as I did before by opening up my mind or whatever when I saw the flower. The purple flower. I wanted to pick it, but it turned out to be some deadly, flesh-eating thing like a venus fly trap at home. Now picture that in purple, multiply it by ten, and you have the pretty flower.
I did the weird opening my mind thing again and screamed (in my head),
TU MADRE!!
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon both massaged their temples, which told me I was successful. I beamed. Haha. It even reached the Sith Lord.
(Kayloo again)
This time I fell over onto Maul. And almost impaled my head on one of his head spikes. He was furious, but one look told me he heard it too.
"Oh, good. So I'm not the only one hearing the voices."
He ignored me like usual and we continued onto our transport down to Naboo.
As we descended, I tried to do the same thing again. But this time I only concentrated on calling Hailey.
Can you here me now? I said, quoting some commercial for something or other to do with cell phones...
Kayla?
I almost squealed! It worked!
YAY!! I said... or, well thought.
Gah. Ow. Hailey replied.
Sorry.
Woah, this is sooo cool!
It is! And now we don't have to worry about getting comlinks and whatever!
Le Gasp! What if the Jedi were right and we really are force-sensitive?!
That would be so cool! I said. Maybe she was right. Hmm...
So... how have things been?
Um... Darth Sidious is so much cooler in real life!! I continued to rant about how cool the Sith were and throw in some topic that had nothing to do with anything. Like usual. What have you been up to?
Um... stuff, I guess... And Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan and Anakin looove me!
I'm sure, I said sarcastically.
HEY! Well... Qui-Gon doesn't APPEAR to like me, but I'm sure he's just hiding his fatherly affection because he is a Jedi and they can't have attachments, though that didn't really stop him with Tahl... but anyways, And Anakin... well, he's just terrified of me... and Obi-Wan doesn't think I'm sane.
You're not.
Well that's not very nice!
Oh, well. Eep! I gotta go, we just landed on Naboo. Byee! I love you!
Byeeeee! I love you toooo!!
Darth Maul and I got off of the small ship-thing... transport, I guess? Anyways, I can't remember exactly what we did, but we were waiting behind the doors that are opened and the lightsaber duel starts.
I wonder if there's going to be the dramatic music... hmm...
"Go wait somewhere, I won't be long." Darth Maul said. It was like the first full sentence he had spoken to me! Yay! He loves me!
"But I want to be here with you!"
"GO!" he said. I nodded quickly and made it look like I was leaving. Haha. Fooled him.
Suddenly, the dramatic music began. Or... it was actually just my imagination. Darn.
Then the doors swung open to reveal the Jedi and the Queen and the other insignificant people. Including Anakin. I wonder if I just killed Anakin, if the world would be a better place? Or, Galaxy...
But I couldn't see Hailey. That was depressing. I tried asking where she was through my mind... but there were some shield or something. I forget what their called. Hailey would know. Grr. Where is she??
The Jedi and Sith began stripping! Eew!! Well... they actually were taking off their cloaks... what if they get cold?
I remember a time when Rachael, my sister/triplet, stole my jacket and I was cold. That wasn't very fair. Maybe I should steal the Jedi's cloaks. Then they will be cold, too!
They pulled out their lightsabers and the duel began. I just hoped I wouldn't be caught in the cross-fire. Or whatever it was called when using great big glowing sticks that cut through everything.
Gulp.
Cool!
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