Jasper's Pov
I can't believe I'm actually doing this. Right now I am currently in the costume store trying to find the perfect costume for today. Right now I was considering either a simple cow boy, or something different. It was clear that the others were going to be doing something that would make others laugh.
I could try a super hero, or maybe a villan? That would be fun, but it's not exactly me. I sighed. What on earth should I choose? And then it hit me. I smirked, a little evilly, and ran out of the store. I might not exactly be a character from a movie but it will earn me a few chuckles. I shall be Emmett.
I ran to a regular clothing store and grabbed a shirt about 3 sizes too big, and a pair of jeans 1 size to big as well as a belt. Didn't want the pants to fall off now did we. Then I ran back home and changed. The belt was on very tight but other than that everything was loose. Oh, and I forgot to mention I got a pair of shoes 2 sizes too big and stuffed the toe with paper. This was going to be so much fun.
The shirt was all black with a pictue of the joker on it from the dark night, (seriously Emmett went nuts for that movie) the jeans were dark washed, and the sneakers were black with blue stripes. I liked it. Then I had to run to school or else I would be late.
To my surprise at people stared at me right away. I thought that since I was dressed in regular clothing they might not notice me right away, but I usually wore normal jeans and a dress shirt to school so I guess they were surprized.
Then a hand grabbed my shoulder. "Hey Jasper man what's up?" Came the voice of Tyler. We were sort of friends since he remembered me right away. I turned to him looking confused.
"My name is Emmett. Jasper must be some where else." I answeredand then turned to continue walking to class. I was able to hear him mutter WTF, under his breath though. I almost laughed at that.
When I got to my first class, I did what Emmett used to do every day in the younger grades. Make a lot of paper air planes. Hopefully he still did that. Then I named them all. That class was boring since the teacher had remembered all of our names and didn't need to call role call so I really had nothing to do. It was the second class that I enjoyed.
As soon as I walked in the teacher looked up hopefully. That kind of confused me but when she saw me she looked disapointed. Then she looked at the list of names and looked hopefull again. Okay this is really confusing. I took a seat at my desk and started making paper air planes again. The teacher noticed this and once again looked hopefull. Weird. Then role call started.
"Jasper Whitlock?" Again with the hope! What the hell!? I didn't answer. Then the teach looked up at me and grinned. "Jasper why didn't you answer?" she asked. I looked at her confused.
"My name is not Jasper. Why does everybody keep saying this!" I threw my hands up in the air, something I had seen Emmett do a lot when he wanted to be dramatic and then dropped them and started working on my planes again. A few people snickered.
"Well than what is your name?" The teacher asked. I raised my eyebrow at her as if to say you don't know and then stood. I bent my arm so my fist was over my heart like a kinght would do before I spoke.
"I am the all mighty Emmett." I declared and then salooted the teacher. At that the whole class bursted into laughter. I grinned and sat back down so the teacher could start class. But near the middle of the class I got bored so I decided it was time for another Emmett moment.
"So we all know that the population of Forks is-" The teacher began but I cut her off by throwing my hand up into the air like a little kid who knew the answer or someone who wanted to be picked first. "Yes.... Emmett." The teacher grinned at my 'name'.
"If we live in Forks is there a town called Spoons? Or knives?" I asked, making sure I sounded completely serious. That just sent another round of laughter through the class room but I was carefull to stay looking curious but now I added hurt from their laughter. "I'm serious! It would make sense. And they would all be located in the state of Dinner, or drawr."
Okay, so that was my last Emmett remark in a class since a few people couldn't breath from laughter. I was starting to wonder if it was because I was trying to act like Emmett, or because it was really just that funny. I guess I'll never know. Where's a mind reader when you need one.
Lunch was fun. I decided that I would have to get a lot of food just like Emmett always did, and then I would just.... give it to him after school or something. Infact I hardly ate any of it. Just then the bell rang. I decided to skip to the gym. I figured it was something very Emmett like to do. It did get a few stares though.
I pulled open the doors and almost doubled over laughing from what I saw.... It was hard to pick who had the best out fit for today. Emmett, or Edward.
