Switcheroo

Shady cafe in back alley

7:12 PM

(OK before I begin I just need to say how pissed I am because someone fucking stole my backpack. Does anyone know what is it like to have your work stolen from you? Specifically your writing journals?)

Roxas and Ventus sat in a cafe near the train station, sipping their coffee idly as they did there gross ass homework from there ratchet high school also known as the fiery depths of hell.

"What did you get for question three?" Ventus asked.

Roxas stared at his laptop screen with a blank expression, wide and drooling.

"Roxas. Roxas. Roxas are you listening to me?" Ventus asked as his eye twitched in annoyance.

"Roxas are you watching porn?" Ventus eyed his brother, and his reflection blushed furiously and closed the lid of his laptop.

"...I'm leaving." And with that, Ventus walked away from Roxas.

Entering the cafe, a very angered Namine burst through the doors of the cafe, searching for her missing boyfriend that missed their 24th anniversary date.

Namine: ROXAS!

Looking left and right frantically for the blonde haired bastard, she went as far as going into the boy's bathroom, only leaving a terrified Demyx screaming.

"WHERE IS ROXAS!?" Namine yelled in his ear.

"I-I don't knowpleasedontkillmeillsacrificezexytoyou!" Demyx wailed as he ducked and covered his head away from Namine, who ran out of the bathroom with eyes fixated onto her, until she found a certain blonde haired bastard, who was wearing his twin's clothes, most likely to set her off.

Namine approached Ventus from behind and grabbed him by his collar, lifting him out of his seat.

"YOU!"

"H-Hey Namine! I-isn't it your's and R-roxas' anniversary?" Ventus asked nervously, as he tried his best but failed to get out of Namine's grasp.

"DON'T YOU ISNT IT YOUR'S AND ROXAS' ANNIVERSARY ME YOU BLONDE HAIRED BASTARD!" Namine said as she dragged Ventus out of the cafe and plot her revenge. While Ventus tried his best to get of her grasp and try to convince her that he is not Roxas, but the horrors had already begun.

Entering the cafe from the back was our favorite teenage demon spawn from hell, Vanitas. (Little girl screams and thunder claps in the background.)

Vanitas walked in and scanned the area for his favorite blonde haired innocence he likes to disrupt and molest, until he finds Roxas sitting down alone on the counter typing up his essay.

"Hey Venny!" Vanitas purred as he grabbed Roxas by his chest.

"Um, hey Vanitas..." Roxas stared at Vanitas with a "you're a weirdo" expression on his face.

"Um, I hope you know I'm Roxas right?" Roxas said as he continued typing his essay.

"Feh, I'm not falling for that trick again Venny." Vanitas frowned.

"Well I have no idea what to tell you because last time I checked my birth certificate said Roxas and not Ventus."

"Stop being difficult and go and make out with me in the janitors closet."

"What?! How does Ventus put up with you?"

"Well you should know since your Ventus."

"I am Roxas!"

"Fine, it your Roxas, then what is Namine's favorite color?"

"Ummm..." This is what Roxas gets for not listening to Namine.

"Beige?"

"...Your joking right? Even I know what her favorite color is."

"Ok then, what is it?"

"It's white. It's kinda obvious."

"No it isn't! If anything, it is black!" Roxas testified.

"That's Xion's favorite color. Even I know that."

"Ok then...What's Axel's favorite color?"

"His favorite color is red."

"What?! I thought it was brown..." Roxas thought deeply in his head.

"Ok well, since you have shown me no proof that you are Roxas, you are coming with me!" Vanitas hit Roxas' head, knocking him out, and dragged him away to his motorcycle.