Chapter 7. Bring me 2 Leif

AN: Whale okay yu guy z im onwy writting dis couz I didnttn get 5 gude reviues. n BTW I wernt writ da nxt chappa til I geht TIN god vons! STO FLAMINGO OR ILL REPORT U! Chakly isn't a Marie Sue ok he isn't perfact HE'S A CYANTIST! n he has problemz hes cool 4 godz steak!

Hermione and me held our copper brown hens wif white nail polish as we went upstars. I was waring blue cyantest sings on meh males in blue nail Polish (AN: c duz dat sand lak a Mary Suer 2 you?). I wav-ed two Beast. Wite joye was in his vibrant eyes. I guess he was jellous of me that I was going oot wif Hermione. Anyway, I went upstars wif Hermoine We want into her rom and loked the door. Then….

We stated to zimbabwaying phlegmatically and we took of each overs cloths unwillingly. She felt me up before I took of my tupe. Then I took off my white leather bra and took of her pants. We went on the ped and started making put nakedly and then I put my boy thingy in hers and we HAD SIX. (c is dat stooped?)

"Oh Hurtmyknee, Hurtmyknee!" I screamed while geting an orgaszm when all of a sodom I saw a pikachu I had never seen befoe on Hermione's arm. It was a whit hart with an awow thoug it. On it in in juicy prep writing were the werds….Beast!

I was so angry.

"You bastarted!" I shooted angrily, jumping out of the bend.

"No! No! But you don't understend!" Hermione pleaded. But I knew too much.

"No, you fudging idiot!" I showered. "You probably have AIDS anyway!"

I put on my cloths all huffily and then stomped out. Hermoine ram out even though she was nakey. She had really large tatas but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Beast's clazzroom where he was having class wif professor Snake and some ofver people.

"BEAST POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

Chapter 8.

AN: stomp flassing okay! If u do den ur a gorth!

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Hermoine came into the room even though she was nakey and started begging me to take her back.

"Chalky, it's not what you think!" Hermione screamed sadly.

My friend J'uicy Simon Pickle smiled at me understandingly. He flipped his short non-waste-length prep white hair and opened his poopy brown eyes like scat that he was wearing contact lenses one. He had vibrant dark skin that he was wearing clear makeout on. Draco was captured when he was born. His real parents are werewolves and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed the mofver and his fatter committed suicide because he was deprzed about it. He still has fightmares about it and he is very tranquil and happy. It also turns out that his real last name is Pickle and not Malfoy. (Since he has converted to science he is in Griffindoor not Slytheran).

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snake demanded angrily in his warm voice but I ignored him.

"Beast, I can't beleaf you cheddered on me witf Hermione!" I shouted at him.

No one gasped.

I don't know why Chalky was so mad at me. I had went out wif Beast (im bi and so is Chalky) for a while but then he tore apart my heart like a lion ripping a zebra in half with its large meaty jaws and teeth sharp enough the slice the thickest of metals. He dumped me because he lied Britney, a stupid gothic fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was preppy. (Haha, like I would hang out wif a goth.)

"But I'm not going out wif Hermemee anymore!" Said Beast.

"Yeah freakitty fraking right! Jerk off, you bastared!" I screamed. I ran out of the room to the forbidden frost where I had lost my ventilation to Herminoe and then I stated to not burst into tears.

Chapter 9.

AN: soup flamingo okay! I dntn red all da boox! Dis is frum da movee ok so its nut my flat if dumbleydore sewers! Besuidsz! I SED HE HAD A HEADAKE! and da raison snak desont like hairy is coz hes atheist and werewolf is scientist! KP ROQS!

I was so mad and sad. I couldn't beleaf Himemee for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it wif Hermione.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible men wif blue eyes and no knose and nothing stated flying towards me on a mop stick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the moovi) and he was wearing all white but it was oblivious he wasn't preppy. It was….Voldemort!

"No!" I shattered in a scared voice but then Voldemoert shouted "Imperious!" and I couldn't run away.

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his mop and began to scream. I felt bad for him even though im not a sadist so I stopped.

"Chakly." He yelled. "Thou must kill Beat Potter!"

I thought about Beast and his sexah I's and his preppy white hair and how his face looks like Joel Heyman. I remembered how Hermione had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Hermione went out wif Beast before I went out wif her and they broke up?

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gum. "No! Please!" I bagged.

"Thou must!" He yellered. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy belived Hermione!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-faggy look on his face. "I hath telekeniss." He answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Beast, then thou know what will happen to Hermione!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his mop stick.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Hermione came into the woods.

"Hermione!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi!" She said back but her face was all sad. She was wearing no foundation and not messy eyeliner of like a dodecahedral (I don't get it) between Joel Heyman and Bruce Road.

"Are you otay?" I asked.

"No." She answered

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated in me." I expelled.

"That's okat." She said in all jolly and we went back into Piggywarts together making out.