I got bored therefore I wrote another chapter :P

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I don't own glee

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"Blaine I don't know if I can do this" Finn said standing in front of Chris's room. Chris and Tyler were inside playing video games. Kurt and Rachel were out with Leah and Hannah shopping and Josh was over at Sam and Mercedes's apartment. Sam and Mercedes got married two years ago and were living happily in Los Angeles. It was a tough decision on where to live at first for the two since Mercedes had her own show in Vegas but she was offered a recording contract and is now a famous artist. Puck got married as well to a girl named Julia that he met on the beach one summer day three years ago.

"Finn, I can't do it, I have no clue what it's like to have sex with a girl, I mean I know the mechanics of it cause I mean I guess it's kind of the same thing but you're the straight guy! And you…just I'll go in with you and help okay?" Blaine said swallowing loudly. They were both scared to give the boys 'the talk'. "you go in first"

"Okay" Finn knocked on the door. "Chris, Tyler? Can we come in?"

"Yea dad" Chris said. Finn opened the door and stepped in, Blaine following behind. Chris and Tyler were staring at the tv with ps3 remotes in their hands. "What up?" Chris said pausing the game and turning towards Finn and Blaine.

"Uhm I…we need to talk to you boys about something" Finn said rubbing the back of his neck. Something he did when he was nervous.

"Oh god, I know where this is going" Tyler mumbled.

"So..uhm sex" Finn blurted out. He wasn't sure how to start or what to say.

"Dadpleasestoptalking" Chris whispered, a blush appeared on his cheeks.

"Wait papa are you here to tell us about gay sex, cause I really don't want to know what you and dad do, I hear enough of that each time you go at it, which is a lot since you two are like rabbits" Tyler said looking down at his hands.

"I deny that! We do not do anything or go at it like rabbits!" Blaine said gasping and pretending to look hurt.

"If they are anything like they were in high school…"Finn began.

"Finn shut up right now, or I'll have Rachel withhold sex with you and you know you don't want that" Blaine said to Finn completely forgetting that their sons are in the room.

"Can we not talk about my parents sex life? Thanks!" Chris kinda screamed but it was really high pitch. He was holding onto his pillow like it was his lifeline.

"Okay so uhm, the birds and the bees…"Finn began but was cut off by Chris.

"Dad I already learned about this in science class."

"Yea same here Uncle Finn, you can spare us the details"

Finn and Blaine exchanged a look and Blaine shrugged.

"okay well come to me or Blaine anytime you have any questions or if you need anything, and when you do become sexually active which shouldn't be till you're married, use protection please, we don't need another teenage pregnancy. I've seen first hand how that can mess someone's life up"

"are you talking about mom and me? Cause I don't think her life is messed up" Chris asked looking worried.

"No, I was not talking about you and your mother. I meant Quinn and Uncle Puck"

"Where's their baby?" Chris was curious, he never saw a baby when he visited Lima or when the Glee club got together. And Puck and Quinn aren't married…

"Aunt Beth is their baby" Blaine said.

"But Aunt Beth is Grandma Shelby's daughter and Mom's sister… oh! I get it she was adopted! No wonder she has blonde hair and Grandma Shelby and Mom don't"

"Yea, just don't tell her she's adopted I don't know is Shelby has told her, after all she's only 15" Finn said standing up from the bed and walking towards the door.

Chris turned the game back on and the boys went back to playing. "Yea okay dad" Blaine and Finn left the door and closed the door behind them.

"Well that went a lot better than I thought it would" Blaine said sighing in relief.

"I'll say" Finn said nodding.

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"So I rented Blaine and I tuxes and I'm assuming Finn has one seeing as you guys always go to these award shows, you've got your dress, oh my god! Rachel who's doing your hair and make up!" Kurt asked pacing back and forth in front of Rachel who was sitting on her bed in her sweat pants and one of Finn's old t-shirts.

"I have a make-up and hair stylist that are coming in 30 minutes" Rachel said keeping her focus on the magazine she's reading.

"Is that next months vogue?" Kurt asked sitting down next to Rachel.

"Yup" Rachel kept flipping threw the pages, not bothering to read the articles.

"Rach? How do you have it? It's not supposed to come out for another week"

"I'm on the cover, I have a photoshoot and interview in it, therefore I get it a week in advance"

"WHAT!" Kurt said jumping up from the bed causing Rachel too look up frightened. "Why did you not mention this to me before? You know that I collect all the vogue issues and read each one religiously and you didn't tell me that you'd be in next months issue!" Kurt was freaking out.

"Kurt calm down, its not a big deal, I've been on covers of magazines before, you know that, you text me a picture of them each time you see one" Rachel said looking back down at the magazine.

"Not a big deal! This is vogue we're talking about" Kurt nearly screamed.

"Ah ha! Found it!" Rachel said smiling her 100-watt smile.

"Let me see!" Kurt pulled the magazine out of Rachel's hands, "Aw Rach you look so beautiful, oh this picture is gorgeous! And this dress! Damnit, wish I designed that. its stunning."

"Yea it is, but the dress you made is even more stunning"

"Thanks love, now time for me to read this master piece!"

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"Blaine! Blaine! Honey! We're going to the Oscars the fucking Oscars!" Kurt said squirming in his seat in the limo.

"Sweetheart you need to calm down or else you're going to scare everyone there" Blaine said rubbing Kurt's back.

"Oh my god! There are going to be celebrities there! Famous people! Oh god I'm so nervous! I mean I've worked with Broadway stars but these are movie celebrities! I've never been near one, other than Idina but that doesn't count since she's like my friend now.!" Kurt kept rambling.

"What am I Kurt? A sheep on the side of the road?" Rachel asked, she knew what Kurt meant but she loved teasing him.

"Oh Rachel you know what I mean. I've known you since we were freshmen! These people I've never like actually met and just seen them on tv or in theaters! This is too much!" Kurt kept going on and on the rest of the ride about how excited he was to meet some famous people.

"Mrs. Berry, Mr. Hudson, we have arrived" The limo driver said.

"Thank you James" Rachel said. James walked around to open the door for Rachel, Finn, Blaine, and Kurt. The instant the door opened there were flashes of lights everywhere and fans screaming Rachel's name, some screaming Finn's.

"Finn lets go do some interviews" Rachel grabbed Finns hand and led him to an interviewer.

"Blaine! Look, its Demi Moore! And Leonardo Dicaprio, and oh gosh! Look! It's Jonny Dep! He's even sexier in person!"

"Kurt you need to calm down, lets go to over there to Rachel and Finn" Blaine said grabbing Kurt's hand and holding onto him tightly so he won't run away.

"And you have been nominated for best actress in a leading role, are you nervous?" The interviewer asked Rachel.

"Oh god, I am so nervous but any of the women nominated tonight deserve it, they are all brilliant and geniuses. I cannot believe I am in the same category as them." Rachel said smiling into the camera.

"Now the important question, this gorgeous dress! Who made it?" The interviewer asked making the hand motion for Rachel to turn.

Rachel giggled, "Thank you, well my…oh! There's the designer himself! Kurt come here!" Rachel said waving over to Kurt and Blaine.

"Who's this?" The interviewer asked.

"This is my brother-in-law and my best friend, Kurt Anderson-Hummel and his Husband and another one of my best friends Blaine Anderson-Hummel. And Kurt here is the designer of this dress."

"Are you a new designer?" The interviewer asked Kurt, the camera now pointed at him.

Kurt looked at the camera, his eyes bugging out of his head, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water.

"I..uh..mmm.." Kurt looked over and Rachel who just smiled at him and nodded. Kurt relaxed and stood up straight. "No actually, I have a line in New York and that is where I am based. I have designed dress's for Idina Menzel and may more. Quite a few dress's that were worn at the Tony's this year were designed by me. I actually got a call today from the editor from Elle magazine asking to use some of my spring collection for their March issue."

"Kurt! Why didn't you tell me? Congratulations!" Rachel said hugging Kurt.

"Well I hope you enjoy your evening, Finn and Rachel good luck to the two of you"

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"Oh thank god, home!" Rachel said collapsing on the sofa and cuddling with her Oscar.

"Blaine! Rachel! Finn! Can you believe it! Beyonce, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Rachel Mcadams, Zooey Deschanel, and Lady Gaga, FUCKING LADY GAGA! They all want me to design them dresses! EEEEK!" Kurt jumped onto the couch Rachel was laying down on.

"Stop! You're going to break Oscar's head off Kurt!" Rachel mumbled holding the oscar even closer to her chest.

"Rachel honey, give me your oscar I'll go put the two of them on the shelf next to the rest of the awards." Finn said reaching out to take Rachel's oscar.

"Finn, guess what" Rachel called.

"What babe?"

"We both won Oscars tonight! You're best director and I'm best actress! Why hasn't the best director directed the best actress yet?"

"I don't know, you should come down to the auditions that I have to go to tomorrow, though the lead is already taken" Finn said sitting next to Rachel on the couch.

"You know I can't, I got a lead in a movie. I have to go meet with the male lead, the director, and producers tomorrow." Rachel said kissing Finn's nose.

"We're going to..mmm..uhng… bed" Blaine said carrying Kurt in his arms who's kissing Blaine's neck and moaning.

"Keep it down you two, there are children in the house" Finn laughed.

"You know they have the right idea" Rachel said winking.

"Say no more best actress"

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"Kurt I'm leaving for my meeting, I'll call you later, you'll be okay right? You have the keys to the SUV and the house." Rachel said grabbing her purse and keys.

"Rachel yes we'll be fine, Blaine, the kids, and I are going out to lunch with Sam and Mercedes." Kurt said from the couch, he was sketching some new ideas for his Spring line.

"Okay I'm off!" Rachel said running out the door.

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"Thank god, a break from auditions, some of those actors are just awful" Finn said taking a sip from his diet coke.

"I know what you mean, this meeting shouldn't take too long, at least I hope not since auditions start again in 3 hours" Stan said. Stan was one of the producers of the movie and a close family friend of the Hudsons. There was a knock at the door. "Come in"

"Thank you Leo, I was so confused, this office is so strangely designed" Rachel said entering the room with the other producer Leo.

"Rach?" Finn said standing up.

"Finn! You're directing this movie!" Rachel squeaked and jumped into Finn's lap.

"Yea.. Stan did you know about this?" Finn asked holding Rachel tightly.

"Course I did, Leo and I were the ones who offered her the job. Now I hope you two act professionally, you both will do amazing things for this movie."

"Of course, Stan we'll be as professional as ever!" Rachel said getting off of Finns lap and moving to the seat across from him giving Stan and serious look.

"Good, now we're just waiting for the male lead" Leo said sitting on the other side of Finn. Just then there was another knock.

"Come in" Leo said. Rachel turned around to see who her opposite would be. Finn stood up the second he saw who was at the door, his face turning red with anger.

Rachel gasped. "Jesse?"

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Sorry for the cliff hanger, I'm super tired. Anywho hope you enjoyed let me know what you thought please! I love criticism!

LN