Chapter 4: My name is Uchiha Shisui
Sorry everyone this came late. School started and I had to study so basically, I'm procrastinating. Anyway, I hope you guys like this chapter!
Yuuki-hime: The Romeo and Juliet was intentional but the paper air planes reference wasn't! Vocaloid FTW! XD
I hope that this was cute and romantic enough for you guys. Ok, time to think of the next chapter! (You're welcome to give me any pairing of choice you would like to see in the next chapter; except for Itachi)
"Hey do you know I'm courting someone seriously now?"
"Seriously? Is this the truth Shisui? You're finally settling down?"
"I tell the truth a lot yet you're all very surprised"
"Well, you've said that sentence more than I can count"
"Oh yeah, name 5"
"Shizune, Anko, Ayame, Tsubaki and Koyuki"
"Name 2 more"
"Rei and Kana"
"1 more"
"Matsuri. If you're gonna ask for more then don't. I can name you more girls ranging from Konoha all the way to Snow"
"Fine but do you want to know who I'm seriously going to court this time?"
"Enlighten me with whatever answer you can give me while I take this cup of water and drink it"
"Haruno Sakura"
PFFTTTT!
"You are joking right? Come on Shisui, her apprentice isn't a laughing matter"
"No, I'm not joking. Why are you giving me a warning about her? She seems pleasant"
"Then you have never met her herculean fists or the lashing of her ferocious short circuited temper she got from Tsunade. Even Jiraiya-san notes Haruno-san is a second Tsunade"
"Come on, she can't be that bad!"
"Hey Shisui, do you know if your hand is bigger than your head it means you have cancer. Why don't you place your hand on your face to see whether you have cancer?"
"Like this?"
FALCON PUNCH!
Shisui walked back to the Uchiha compound with sad droopy eyes staring intently at the road with a childish pout tilted downwards on his mouth, making him look like he was a kid who just lost his candy to a bully. He was on the way to return to the Uchiha compound from the ANBU office after informing him of his current marital status and love interest who so happens to be team 7's bipolar sweetheart and the fifth Hokage's apprentice; Haruno Sakura. A female who has a really short temper and strength that could throw you all the way to Suna.
"Dang, she's scarier according to the rumors" Shisui cursed to himself in the middle of the busy road, earning weird looks and glares from the people around him. He shook his head left and right a few times before continuing his journey to the Uchiha Compound to contemplate whether his decision to court Sakura is a good idea and he really hoped that if he is really serious, then it better not be fate fucking his life up and telling him Sakura is not his true love!
Finally reaching the front entrance of the Uchiha compound, he slid the door open and closed it with a small click and kicked his shoes off and took off his shirt, throwing it to the laundry basket nearby nonchalantly which went into the basket perfectly! He shot the shirt into the basket like a boss!
"Good morning baa-chan!" Shisui greeted loudly. He fished the seaweed onigiri on the plate and ate it. Soon, Naruto and Sasuke were making their way downstairs with cuts and bruise on their arms and faces though the wounds looked a few days old. The two sat down on the table after greeting Mikoto and sending a brief glare towards Shisui. Shisui responded with a smug smirk and took another bite of the onigiri in his hand tauntingly which earned him a few snickers from the famous duo.
"So," Naruto started the conversation with a sarcastic question. "How is OUR Sakura-chan?"
Sasuke snickered arrogantly before adding, "Yeah, how is OUR Sakura-chan?"
"Well, baby cousin I don't know where your angelic teammate is"
"Didn't you say you want to court her? Did you lie to us and hump some other prostitute you found on the street?"
"You wish baby cousin. I'm still loyal to Sakura-chan!"
"Yes, yes which reminds us, is she loyal to you?"
"Huh?" Sasuke's question made Shisui curious of the meaning behind it. If he meant by his late night rendezvous at the hospital then it was quite impossible because only he and the pink haired angel were there and he didn't even sense a familiar chakra near him unless..
"Yes, Shisui-teme! Sakura-chan told us about your late night visit to the hospital yesterday and I gotta say, the paper airplanes a romantic touch!" Naruto gave Shisui a positive thumbs up while Sasuke bonked Naruto on the head with narrowed coal eyes and an annoyed frown marring his pale forehead.
"You dobe, we're suppose to discourage him not encourage him!"
"Teme, don't you think Sakura needs a date now? I mean, we've been chasing all the guys off. Don't you think we should tone the possessiveness down?"
"Dobe, who knows what kind of evil things could do to her and who knows, he might even prohibit her from ever making ramen from you"
"Shisui-teme, you're not going to do that… right?" Naruto asked hesitantly, unsure of Shisui's answer when he saw the sudden twinkle and sly smirk on Shisui's face which usually spelled trouble and for this case, smelt trouble.
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"YOU DOBE! IF YOU WANNA FART GO FART SOMEWHERE ELSE! OH GOD! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU EAT?" Sasuke yelled at Naruto angrily, pinching the nostrils of his nose to cover from ever smelling Naruto's stink bomb of a fart. Luckily for them Naruto had been considerate enough to initiate his fart silently but even he couldn't control the volume of smell that his fart could make and this fart on Naruto's level was only a level 1 fart. The person who had experienced the ultimate form of Naruto's loudest and stinkiest fart was Kiba whose sense of smell and hearing was much sharper than the normal shinobi.
If Itachi were here, he would already Tsukuyomi Naruto's ass because of his sudden silent and smelly attack. Shisui had teleported out of the table and into his room while Mikoto in one corner already fainted from the outrageous odor and even had some kind of white substance bubbling out of her mouth animatedly with a very pale stricken face. At first, Fugaku had entered the room but when he smelt the HUGE difference of odor invading his dining room, he turned around and walked back to his study with a straight and emotionless face.
It was a very unlucky day for the Uchiha family but it was gonna be a lucky day for Shisui.
"Looks like what Ino-chan said about her is true, she truly is a virgin in both chastity and manner," Shisui reminded himself absent mindedly, turning the knob and swinging the door open with his eyes to the floor. When he raised his eyes upwards, his sharingan switching on and off again and again, blood rushed to his nose and flowed out like drains with a trail of drool hanging from his gawking mouth.
His eyes had just meet stretched long, milky legs that were toned and filled in the right places but the person's fine butt that was round and looked firm as if it had been freshly sculpted by the gods was what made him gawk unbelievingly. Never has a woman he seen had absolutely finer legs than the sight he's seeing now. Man, if he could just caress those pale, smooth looking legs he would die a happy man.
"Hey, is it you or is it just hot in here?" Shisui slyly started the conversation with a common pickup line, leaning against the beige colored walls with his arms crossed on his muscular chest and his heart winning 'smolder'.
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"UCHIHA-SAN? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?"
"EH, SAKURA-SAN!"
"I'M CHANGING YOU PERVERT!"
"WAIT! I CAN EXPLAI-"
"SHANNNARROOO!"
Shisui was granted a full aerial view of the beautiful village hidden in the leaves and wait, is that a naked Lee and Gai running in the streets?
Without further due, now he knew why the ANBU officer had warned him about his angels' strength. She is truly the second Tsunade.
Sakura POV
Alright, I might have punched Uchiha-san a little too hard. Scratch that, I punched him too hard. I must have given him a nice aerial view of Konoha during his flight. Well, it was his fault! He came into this room without my hearing and he could just start having a conversation with a cheesy pick up line! It didn't even work on me! I do wonder how people could fall for pickup lines seriously. They either had to be really dumb or really some kind of hopeless romantic. Well, this is how I landed into the room I was changing in.
"Sasuke, Naruto, where do I bathe and change?"
"Just continue down the hallway and the second last door on your left. If you don't have any shirts to spare, just take the shirt from the drawer"
"What about a bra? What then?"
"You'll be surprised Sakura"
And what Sasuke said was true, I did find a bra but sadly it was 2 sizes bigger than mine. Ok, I'm a B-cup and this person's was a D! The only people I know with a D-cup are Ino and Temari! Why am I the only one with small boobs? Even Hinata has bigger boobs than mine!
Drink more Sake. Shishou drinks a lot of those and look at the size of her boobs! They're huge!
Yeah, and then you would convince me to drink more and more until the world spins and I get laid.
Well, you need to get laid! Why not flirt with 'Uchiha-san'? I hear he's kinky in bed!
HEY! I'm not looking for a one night stand with Uchiha-san! I'm just looking for innocent friendship with him!
What about that secret paper airplane? That isn't code for friendship that's code for finding LOVE! 3!
Well, I couldn't have just tossed a crumpled ball to him! That is ru-
DREAM OF LOVE! FOR YOU AND ME!
HEY! WHAT ARE-
LIKE A VIRGIN! TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!
I mentally slapped my inner self because of her idiotic outburst before slipping the over sized Uchiha shirt over my head and checked myself in the mirror. I looked good in this shirt in fact maybe I'll add this shirt to my collection of pajamas. Yeah Sakura, you've developed an unhealthy fetish for stealing men's shirts. So far, I've collected Naruto's, Sasuke's, Lee's, Neji's, Kiba's, Shikamaru's, Kakashi's, Itachi's, Sai's and Yamato's shirts that were too small for them but oversized for my small frame. Don't tell anyone, but I stole one of Tenten's training singlet's she's been finding for months and she'll kill me if she found out I 'borrowed' it without her permission.
Guilty pleasure. I'm officially a shirt thief. You better hide yo shirts, hide yo pants and hide yo boxers coz I'm stealing all of them out here!
Okay, back to business. I got out of the compound by leaping out of the bedroom window and landing on my two legs steadily. The reason why I didn't use the front way?
I heard Sasuke's shout out curses ( Uchiha's never curse!) and smelt Naruto's fart. I'm surprised I haven't passed out yet.
Which reminds me, what happened to Uchiha-san? I hoped I could find him because I really owe him an apology for punching him across Konoha. So, I ran around the town to find him but all I found was Gai and Lee screaming "youth!" in their nude state. I blushed at the sight and turned my head away with a hand clamped to my gaping mouth embarrassingly, I was used to chiseled abs and legs but a man and their… 'soldiers' exposed is a sight I'm not quite used to yet and hopefully I won't. Luckily, Tsunade-sama came over to handle the ruckus caused by the two and even managed to make them wear clothes they got from the sky. Weird.
I walked over to Ino's flower shop and chatted with her for a few moments. She told me about how Tenten was still trying to find her stolen singlet even though it's been missing for months and the only response I could muster from my nerves is just a fake smile and a thumbs up as my eyes darted to the left and right awkwardly. Ino looked at me suspiciously before placing one of her elbows on the table and plopped her hand on the chin, looking at me with a very lazy expression.
"You stole her singlet didn't you?" Ino asked me lamely, making me sigh defeatedly and gave her the 'Shikamaru' droopy eyes look so that she would give in to me sadly, she was immune to it after years and years of being my best friend.
I admitted that I did and coincidentally, Tenten came into the shop and greeted the both of us which meant a chance for Ino to get me busted for stealing Tenten's singlet. I venomously glared at Ino with my dark aura activated behind me to add to the intimidating effect but yet again, my friendship with her just backfired the whole mood easily. Sometimes, I hate being friends with her. It makes it hard to keep a secret form her with her bat like radar that can sense secrets. I swear, if she tells Tenten I stole her grey singlet, I WILL burn all her clothes and beauty products in her room and to make sure she wouldn't defy me, I would shave her head till she's bald! I'LL BURN ALL HER BACON!
"Hey Tenten, do you want to know something?" Ino, don't you dare.
"What's up Ino?" Don't answer it or else I will make sure those clothes of yours die a horrible death.
"I've got a secret I really really need you to keep! Can I trust you to keep it?" A real sly tone for a pig.
"Yeah. Go fish" Ino. Don't you-
"-RFFHA" I thank my light speed reflexes for saving me from being throttled by Tenten and her weapons.
"What? Sakura what?" Crap. Crap. What do I say?
"Well, I'm dating right now so that's what she wanted to tell! Ahaha!" Real smooth Sakura, real smooth. Facepalm.
"Oh! Who's the lucky guy?"
"I was joking ahahaha! So why don't you leave the shop and continue training with Neji. Oh yeah, that's right, Neji asked me to tell you to meet him at the training grounds at 4 be there. Kaythanksbye!" I nervously joked and immediately tried to push her out of the shop. Leaving Ino free to reveal the 'secret' I really wanted to keep from Tenten. Ino, I swear if you tell her you'll regret it.
"Sakura took your singlet Tenten. She still has it in her second drawer" Shit just got real. Ino, prepare a coffin for your burnt clothes.
"YOU WHAT!" I stopped pushing her and muttered a really nervous 'oops'. Sakura, you could have convinced her that Ino was lying and you just had to suck at lying. Seriously, I should consider Itachi's offer on teaching me how to lie with a straight face. I took a few steps backwards before dashing in the other direction, escaping from Tenten's eventual wrath which will include a lot of weapon throwing, Ino's evil laughter and me howling my heart out as I ran down the busy street that WILL be miraculously cleared for me.
Because NO ONE WANTS TO DEAL. WITH. AN ANGRY TENTEN.
"GET BACK HERE! SOSHUURYUU!"
Normal POV
Once Sakura ran towards the other direction for her life, she completely missed the fact that Shisui was about to enter the Yamanaka flower shop to take her out. He was welcomed with an angry Tenten throwing a hell lot of weapons and Ino's echoing laughter of evil.
"What's wrong Ino-chan? Why is Tenten-san mad all of a sudden?" Ino only smirked slyly at his question and shooed him out of the shop.
"You don't need to know. Just get to the Hokage monument now!" With that, he quickly teleported out of the shop and to the Hokage monument as Ino ordered, leaving her to smile sadly and a lone tear hung from her right eye depressingly in a animated fashion.
My clothes are gonna get burnt aren't they?
"Thank god, I distracted Tenten with a bunshin and managed to escape here," Sakura panted out as she stretched her arms to the sky with a smile, relieved that she got out of weapon's mistress' wrath unscathed. She will get her revenge on the back stabbing, conniving pig! Oh how she could just wring her hands around that pig's neck and strangle her!
"Man, it took one whole afternoon and evening just to distract her and come here? Sakura, you need to-KYAAAA!' Sakura screamed and jumped when someone tapped her shoulder lightly. When she turned around to give the intruder a chakra enhanced punch, she dropped her arm and sighed in relief when she saw a cheeky Shisui grinning towards her though she could see the beads of sweat rolling down the sides of his face. Maybe, he was scared of being punched again.
"I'm sorry for punching you out of the house just now. It was just a-"
Shisui interrupted excitedly "Reflex, I know. I can't blame you because it's natural for a shinobi to react that way when an enemy's around so it's alright," Shisui explained coolly as he sat down on the stairs to the Hokage monument. Sakura followed Shisui's actions and sat down a few centimeters apart away from him.
"Mind telling me why you're in the room? Sasuke and Naruto said I could use that room and really, I was surprised when I heard you"
"Well, the room you were using is my room. I trust you didn't go through anything?" Shisui interrogated, worried that Sakura might have found some lacy lingerie that he kept for memories.
"No. Why?"
"Nothing, just thought you might have snooped around for some top secret file is all," Shisui smoothly lied to Sakura as he wiped a sweat on the side of his face with the back of his hand. Sakura just raised a fine pink eyebrow at him suspiciously before smoothing the surface of her shirt with both of her hands, caching Shisui's attention to her attire.
"Sakura, where did you get this shirt? Did you get it from the room just now?" Shisui asked curiously, eyeing his shirt over the petite angel before him. If she wore her black spandex shorts instead of the medium length khaki pants she was currently wearing, he would've mistaken her for walking around the village with an oversized Uchiha shirt and no pants because the shirt ended just a few centimeters above her thighs.
"Yeah. All the other shirts were oversized for me so I opted for this one. It's a little big but it's good enough for me to walk around in!" Sakura replied cheerfully, hugging the shirt tightly to her body which now revealed the curves of her the hourglass figure she had been hiding from the world under her sleeveless red top.
"Well, two things for sure, you were in my room and you're wearing my shirt now," Shisui stated proudly, his lips tugging upwards to a small smile. Sakura was alarmed temporarily before pulling the collar of the shirt nervously with a very sad face.
"I'm sorry Uchiha-san. I didn't know. I thought it was another Uchiha's shirt so I just took it. I didn't know it was yours," Sakura apologized softly, hanging her head low to hide the blush of embarrassment painted on her pale cheeks with her smooth pink bangs.
Great, another person found out my shirt fetish and I really want to keep this shirt! It feels so comfortable and snuggly!
"You can keep it if you think it's so comfortable and snuggly," Did she just verbally voice her mind or did Uchiha-san have some kind of mind reading powers?
"Haha! Sakura, you're verbally voicing them! I don't have mind powers!" Aaa, that explains it.
"Well, I can't help it! It's a natural talent to voice things that are in the mind!" Sakura defended herself proudly, pouting innocently while knitting her eyebrows in feigned annoyance but that faltered when Shisui poked her forehead with his index and middle finger.
"What was that for?"
"Whenever Sasuke demanded Itachi to spend more time with him and did his pout, Itachi will poke his forehead with two fingers just like what I did"
"Itachi does that to me frequently especially when I pig out on the Umeboshi and dango!" A vein popped on Shisui's forehead when he heard his cousin mentioned into the conversation. What is his cousin doing with his love, Sakura? Wasn't he this anti-social freak that loathed female interaction? What was he doing with Sakura?
"Uchiha-san, looks like you're also verbally voicing your mind!" Sakura made fun of Shisui and stuck a tongue out childishly. Shisui just poked her forehead nonchalantly then crossed his arms while looking at the sky innocently.
"Jealous of Itachi nee?" Crap, Sakura knows how to annoy him! Sakura poked Shisui's cheek playfully a few times before laughing out loud.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!" Sakura replied again and again, making Shisui very suspicious but suddenly, a light bulb appeared on top of his head and sure enough, he smirked evilly making a jolt of electric rush through Sakura's delicate spine fearfully.
"Last chance Sakura, what is so funny?"
"Nothing!"
Pounce!
"UCHIHA-SAN! STOP! AHAHAHAHA! STOP TICKLING! STOP JUST STOP! AHAHAHAHA!" Sakura screamed in between laughs that erupted from her pained stomach. She was laughing too much that tears escaped her eyes and her stomach was aching badly. She was crying streams of tears and her stomach hurt like hell from the excess laughter and still Shisui continued on tickling her. At this rate, she might spill a gut or two just because of laughter!
"ALRIGHT! UCHIHA-SAN! JUST STOP! YOU WERE JUST TOO CUTE!"
"What?" Shisui stopped tickling and stared at Sakura incredulously. In his mind, Sakura's words were being repeated like a broken record and inner was going all chibi mode screaming 'YATTA!' with a heart in his wide smile.
"Oh sweet merciful god, AIR! FINALLY! I GOT SOME AIR! Wait, what you are do- KYAAAAAA!" Sakura screamed as Shisui scooped her up into his arms, jumped off the stairs that led to the Hokage monument and currently, they were falling in the air with Shisui carrying Sakura in his arms bridal style.
Our prayers meet no matter where we're going
In unison they think the sky is looming
Above our thoughts we'll find a key together
To fill the day with all the things we treasure
Our crystal view, I'll follow you
And all again, it guides me through
Our prayers meet no matter where we're going
In unison we sing with love
Above our thoughts we'll find a key together
To fill the day with all the
Things we treasure;
All we treasure
Our crystal view, I sing to you
And in my sleep, you softly speak
In stormy seas, or sunny plains
I'll remember to trust in you
"Uchiha-san! Please don't ever do that if I'm with you ever again!" Sakura scolded angrily as they landed safely on the ground. She then turned her head sideways a few times before slaping her forehead with the palm of her hand.
"Shoot! I forgot, I'm supposed to make dinner for Kakashi-sensei! Uchiha-san I'm sorry but I have to go now"
Shisui just sighed, disappointed by the fact that now his time with her was up and it was short too. He, lifting the shirt over his head to Sakura's curiosity. Before she knew it, Shisui tossed the shirt which landed on her head, covering her entire face without fail.
She pulled the shirt down gently with one hand, admiring the faint smell of oak and scented jasmine on Shisui's shirt before hugging it tightly, with a soft and delicate smile.
"Uchiha-san's scent is still on this"
"Shisui"
"Huh?"
"My name is Uchiha Shisui. Since we're friends now, I thought you oughtta know that," Shisui explained nervously as he rubbed the back of his neck with a sheepish expression.
"Want me to walk you home?"
"Sure"
During the whole trip of walking back home, she hugged the shirt to her shirt tightly and breathed in the foreign scent in his shirt which was calming. Shisui continued talking and she only responded in short 'yes' or 'no' because in her mind, she could only think of one thing.
Thank you, Shisui-san
I hope it was not too lagging and I really hoped it wasn't too boring for you to read. To summarize this chapter, Sakura finally learns Shisui's name and maybe, she has a crush on him! XD (I really don't know if Shisui's eyes is the color of onyx. I'm just assuming so because he is an Uchiha and Uchiha's have onyx colored eyes aside from their sharingan)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor Final fantasy 13-2
Ok, now for my next project. PROMISE OF A LIFETIME and then REVERSE! XD