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title: teacher's love
for: hypheniated's challenge
prompt(s): skirt, hooker heels
pairing: SasuSaku
word count: 362
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He was never the type to get jealous.
Uchiha Sasuke, jealous? Yeah, right. As if.
It would be a cold day in hell when that happened.
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"Um, well, wow." Kakashi's visible eye crinkled into a smile. "Now, now, Sasuke. I didn't mean it like that. She just looks…different." He laughed. "Well that was unexpected…how many guys do you think will ask for her number? She's already talking with three…"
Sasuke glared. "Kakashi."
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
"Sasuke, you shouldn't take your jealousy out on other people. Especially not your teacher. It's rude."
"…jealous? Tch. That's such a stupid thing to say, teacher."
"That wounds me, Sasuke. Hey, look at that guy. Doesn't he look like he wants to eat her? He's trying so hard to get her attention." He paused. "Of course, I can't disagree with his actions. That short skirt really does define her long legs, does it not? I always knew Sakura would grow to be a fine young woman. It makes me proud to call her my student. And she's taller now, I think."
"…Kakashi, she's wearing high heels." His eyes narrowed. "And what did he just say?"
"…I think he just called her a hooker. Ouch, that had to hurt…I still wonder if Tsunade didn't teach her a little too much; she could break some jaws with that strength of hers…" Cocking his head to the side, he said, " Hm, now that I think about it, her clothes do look a little…you know. But, really, at least she's not wearing hooker heels. Those things would give her such painful blisters."
"…how do you know so much about them, Kakashi?"
"…"
"You really are a pervert, stupid sensei."
Kakashi's eyes narrowed. Cupping his hands around his mouth, he called out, "Hey Sakura, Sasuke has a very interesting question. He wanted to ask 'How much do you charge?'."
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"UCHIHA SASUKE-KUN, DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!"
"Hey, wait--I never said--Kakashi!"
"I suggest you run, Sasuke."
Silence. Sasuke was long gone.
Kakashi smiled. "I warned him." He stretched. "Finally, some peace and quiet."
He took out his Icha Icha book, and somewhere far away, he thought he heard someone scream.