Emmett's Life
The Comedy
Chapter 3-The Teddy Bear Is Scared.
"PLEASE! JUST ONE BITE!" Alice whines. I shake my head.
"NO!'' I say again. "I want to keep this baby bear! No EATING it!!!" Yet...
" Oh, come on, now , Emmett! We haven't hunted in a month! I might snap at Bella." Jasper says.
" Speaking of," Rosalie starts. She pulls Bella out of the kitchen, and into the dining room. Bella is eating a muffin.
" Did ESME cook that?" We ask in usion. I set the bear down. Soon, I will release it into the wild, and hunt it later on...
No," She laughs. "It's Rosalie who made it. Surprizingly, it hasn't crumbled to dust yet."
"Thanks, Bella. I am surprized you are alive to eat it. You should have fallen on the air by now."
"Hardy har har. Oh, guess who called yesterday. About you. Rosalie..." Edward walks in,laughing. And Alice and Jasper walk out.
"Who? That Mike Newton gutbag?" She asks. I laugh.
" Likely."Edward and I mutter in usion.
"Hey, that ggggguuuuuttttttbbbbaaaaagggggg, is my frienddddddd ddddooooo yyyoooouuu uuunnndddeeerrrssstttaaannndd mmmmmmeeeeee?"
"WHAT?!?!" I ask laughing.The baby bear circle Bella, growling.
"I said that gutbag is a very good friend of mine. and then I asked if she speaks stupid, in stupid of coure." She answers. Okay, that's it. It's hard enogh not laughing like a hynna in a straitjacket normaly.
"Oh,---- I can----- gra---en----teeeeee------ that------ she can------- speak--------- stupid----------!" I say as I die of laughter. Rosalie sticks out her tongue.
" You can't even talk right. It sound like you said gra-ente-ee, not guarantee."
" I did say guarantee, it just sounded weird 'cause I was laughing.." Noe the bear circles Rosalie
"I realy hate this bear. Just why do we have to keep it?" Rosalie asks.
" Watch!" I say. I go over to the bear, and tap its back. It rolls onto its back, and I rub its stomach.
" Scotla gadnerg!" Edward yells, pointing to Rosalie. The bear jumps up, and runs over to Rosalie and Bella, screaming, and holding on to each other, for dear life.
"Not----- Funny!" Bella chockes out. I walk over and help them down from the couch.
" Igin sonobole!" Rosalie screams at the bear, pointing to a huge daddy long legs on the wall.
"Oh NO!!!!! NO, NO, NO!!!" I yell. The baby bear, who I wish to name Piccolo, or Little, in Italian, goes to the spider, picks it up in its mouth, and bring it to Rosalie.
"Tol sacka." She adds pointing to me. Crap. I hate spiders, creepy, ugly, hairy, eight legged spiders. EWWW!!!!!
Piccolo walks over, her baby bear butt waddling behind. I scream like a girl, run out of the room, and into the kitchen..Piccolo follows, but not as fast. I hear Bella and Rosalie cackle. Did Edward just giggle????????
"Your teddy bear is scared, of spiders. Oh, that is cute."
" Oh, where, oh where, has our teddy bear gone? Oh where, oh where has he been?" Bella and Rosalie sing.
"He's been planning you death!" I yell. I slowly walk back out, and make a run to my room. Almost half way there, I run into Bella. Right into her. As in, running smack in the middle. She flies into the couch at the end of the hallway, laughing. I fly into a wall.
"What the heck?" Edward yells. "BELLA!!!!" He runs to her immedately, following the rest of the group. Rosalie runs over to me first, as does Jasper.
" OH MY GOD! SHE"S LOST IT!!!!" Alice yells.
" NO," Bella starts, trying to stop laughing. " I just flew 20 feet, AND I AM STILL ALIVE!!"
"I am sorry Bella. Really, I am." I say. I walk over, and her laughter gets worse.
"Alice! Call Carlisle. She's fading, her mind is slowly slipping." I mutter. Bella and Edward both hit me.
" I am fine!" She giggles. " But i wish i could say the same for you in a moment."
"Bella, you just flew in the air 30 feet, not 20, from hitting into a crazy vampire, hard. And you say you are just happy ang gleeful?"
" Positively, I am SOOOOOOO FINE."
" WHY?" We ask. She points to my sholder. I gasp, feeling a long, hairy, creepy, thin group of legs moving on my shoulder.
" OH MY GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!" I scream. I start running around in circles, screaming, and hoping it will fall off. It does.
""Your teddy bear is scared, of spiders. That is funny." Edward and Alice say in usion.
" Teddy Bear my BUTT!" Rosalie yells. " He's more of a big bull dog puppy!" She cackles, I walk into my bedroom, and turn on the TV.
" I am here at the residece of Cheif Swan. He and his daughter were not home at the time the fire started, but luckly, the Dr.Carlisle Cullen, and his wife Esme saw it happen, and called the fire department." the announcer says.
"BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I scream. They run in, and watch the news with me.
"Victoria!!" She screams, pointing to her face in the backgorund.
" Let's GO!" Edward yells.
"What about Bella?" Rosalie asks, " She can't go!"
" WHY NOT? I WILL BE PREFEC---"
" Alice, Jasper, you stay with Bella. Don't let her out of her sight!!!! Do fall for another trick!!! Du can't let her go alone anywhere, for any reason.!!"
" Edward! I don't think this is righ--------"She is interrupted by Edward, who gives her a quick kiss, and runs out.
" You're going to be fine." I mutter, and run out. Rosalie follows close behind.
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