Breezy: All right! We have more for the people on the other side of the computer screen!
Karkat: ZZZ
Breezy: Is he asleep?
Dave: *pokes face* Yeah.
John: Let's draw on his face. *pulls out permanent marker*
Jade: John, no!
John: *grumbles*
Breezy: I'll wake him up later. First one is from AzureSonata23!
Truth: Nepeta, is your tail real? What's the history behind it? Dare: Kanaya, go give someone who truly needs the makeover of a lifetime! Truth: Eridan, how did you get the cape? Dare: Gamzee, show everyone what you look like without your makeup! Dare: Calliope, recite a few lines from one of your stories that you have under wraps! Dare: Karkat, go around the room and say at least one nice thing about everyone. Dare: Jake, become the Tomb Raider. Truth: Damara, I apologize if my Japanese is slightly off but, (translated) Who do you think has the best looking ass? Truth: Dave, what's your middle name? Dare: Mituna, play a song on the piano! Truth: Equius, do you watch My Little Pony? If so, who's your favorite? Dare: Tavros, commence a sick rap! Start those sick fires bro! Breezy, you're awesome. Have this gold star! -Azure
Breezy: Awesome! Thanks! *sticks on shirt*
Terezi: L3TS G3T TH1S MOV1NG.
Kanaya: Yes, I Am Quite Eager To Start This Session.
Breezy: Right! First one is for Nepeta. Is your tail real? What is it's history?
Nepeta: :33 *giggles* It's fake, but I'd love it if it were real! I'd be like a real life kitty! Pounce de Leon made it for me! Isn't it purrty?
Kanaya: Good Stitching.
Breezy: All right! Next one is for Eridan. Where did you get your cape from?
Eridan: Wwell, since my ass of a lusus didn't agree to let me go shopping for one, I got this from Fef.
Feferi: Glub! You're whalecome, Eridan!
Breezy: All right! Kanaya, you're up next. Give someone who is desperate need the makeover of a lifetime!
Kanaya: Eridan, Come With Me.
Eridan: /scoffs/ Nonsense. I'm fabulous.
Kanaya: /looks him up and down/ You Will Be When I'm Done. /pulls him upstairs/
Breezy: Anyway, Gamzee! Show us what you look like without makeup!
Gamzee: Do I MotHERfuCKIng HaVe To?
Breezy: Yes. Yes you do.
Gamzee: /wipes off makeup/ TherE. ThE ScaRS LoOK WorSE.
Karkat: /blinks open eyes and yawns/ WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Breezy: You woke up just in time for your dare! :D Go around the room and say one nice thing about each one in the room.
Karkat: HELL NO!
Breezy: Hell yes.
Karkat: /grumble/ FINE. DAVE AND TEREZI, I FIND YOUR SHADES PRETTY COOL. TAVROS...YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT GETTING AROUND IN THAT WHEELCHAIR. GAMZEE, YOU LOOK GOOD WITHOUT YOR FACE PAINT. SOLLUX, YOUR OBESSION WITH BEES IS SORT OF COOL. VRISKA, YOUR...GLASSES LOOK GOOD ON YOU. KANAYA'S STYLES ARE PRETTY COOL, AND ERIDAN'S, UM...HIPSTER LOOK SUITS HIM. JADE AND NEPETA, BOTH OF YOUR EARS ARE IRRITATING, BUT SORT OF...CHARMING. THERE, I DID EVERYONE.
John: You forgot me!
Breezy: Karkat. Say something nice about John.
Karkat: THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY.
Breezy: Karkat...do I have to force a sober Gamzee on you?
Karkat: /shudder/ FINE...YOURBUCKTEETHARESORTOFCUTEAN DILIKETHEM.
John: Karkat, you said that too fast. I couldn't understand a word you said.
Breezy: Hehe. It was good enough.
Kanaya: Presenting! Eridan Ampora's New Design!
Eridan: /dressed in a white tux and a purple ascot/ I look fabulous in anything.
Sollux: Thure, keep telling yourthelf that.
Eridan: Maybe I wwil!
Sollux: That was a tharcathtic comment, you prick!
Breezy: Calm down. We don't need blood on Eridan's new snazzy look.
Eridan: You think I'm...snazzy?
Breezy: /puts hand on shoulder/ Everybody thinks you look fabulous. Now! Damara! You know the question. /shows her the computer/ (This has been translated into English, so the readers can understand. :3)
Damara: Why, me, of course! I mean... /turns around/
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING?
Breezy: ...anyway. Jake! Be Tomb Raider!
Jake: /is shocked/ I-what are these things on my chest?!
Breezy: You're now the Lara Croft. ;3 Dave, what's your middle name?
Dave: ...Dirk.
Dirk: Hell yeah it is. I thought you'd need a piece of me to be awesome.
Breezy: Woah. Vain much?
Dirk: /shrugs/
Breezy: Mituna! Play a song on the piano!
Mituna: F1N3. /plays song/
Karkat: THE FUCK-
Breezy: CENSOR. Anyway, Equius do you watch My Little Pony?
Equius: D- Y0u mean, My L1ttle H00fbeast? Yes, 1 watch it.
Breezy: Who is your favorite?
Equius: D- 1 w0uld say the"Rar1ty" h00fbeast.
Breezy: Hmm. Okay. I hope AzureSonata23 is good with that answer. Tavros! Set some sick fires, bro!
Tavros: uHH, oKAY. /does an awesome rap/
Terezi: NOT 4S GOOD 4S D4V3.
Gamzee: SounDS lIKe MoTHeRfuCkiNG MirACLes AnD ShIT.
Breezy: Calliope! Appear!
Calliope: /appears/ w-where am I?
Breezy: In MY world! :D Now, can you recite a sentence from your current story?
Calliope: yes! it's not finished, but i'll read yoU some. /reads some of the story/
John: /blows nose/ T-that was beautiful...
Breezy: Okay! Next batch from Chibi Night Angel.
Karkat: Dare, switch personalities with John John: Dare, switch personalities with Karkat Tavros: Truth, who do you liiiiike? Gamzee: Dare, be securely locked in a room with no sopor or faygo and ICP music blasting in it for a whole chapter Vriska: Truth, why did you cause Tavros to be a cripple? Dave: Dare, ride Maplehoof while wearing a mini skirt (for ironic purposes of course) Terezi: Dare, you have been temporarily genderbent! Now go and kiss Karkat :)
Breezy: Aah, I love you guys. /glomps monitor/ Now, Karkat and John switch personalities. Now.
Karkat: WHAT? I AM NOT-
John: I AM KARKAT. I HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT SHITTY ROMCOM MOVIES. ALSO, JOHN. JOHN IS AWESOME, AND HIS MOVIES DO NOT SUCK NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS.
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Breezy: Ah, ah, ah!~ Switch with John.
Karkat: FUCKING FI- I mean, fucking fine. I'm John and I watch dumbass movies that make no sense and am a human fleshy thing. Now watch me do the windy thing, whoo-hoo! /blows hair out of face/
John: I don't sound like that! Ahem. I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT, FUCKASS. GET YOUR FUCKING BRAIN TO WORK.
Breezy: All right! Now, Terezi. You are now a male. /snaps fingers/ Now go kiss Karkles.
Terezi: WH1CH ON3? JOHN PR3TEND1NG TO BE K4RKL3S, OR TH3 R34L K4RKL3S?
Breezy: The real one.
Terezi: /kisses Karkat, then swipes tongue over his face/
Karkat: FUCKING DISGUS- I mean, oh, no! Terezi! You made me blush like the loser I am! You're the first girl who has ever kissed me besides Vriska just before!
John: SHUT UP. JOHN DOES NOT EVEN SOUND LIKE THAT, DUMBASS.
Breezy Break it up. Okay! Tavros. Who do you like? :3
Tavros: uhh,,d-dO I hAVe tO?
Breezy: Yes. Obey the computer!
Tavros: /whispers in ear/
Breezy: Go for it, dude.
Tavros: I wILL, lATER oN iN tHIS.
Breezy: Okay! Gamzee, come with me. /brings into a closet with a boombox/ Stay put! /turns on boombox with music all the way up, then runs and secures the door shut/ That should hold him.
Dave: You're playing with fire, here.
Sollux: Th0uld be g00d to get rid 0f him.
Nepeta: :33 I think we should let him out!
Breezy: Not a good plan. Anyway, that's his dare. If worse comes to worse, Karkat- erm, I mean John ca just pap him back to sanity. Vriska, why did you cause Tav to become a cripple.
Vriska: It suits him 8est.
Tavros: hEY!
Breezy: Calm, guys. Why are you all so agro? Now, Dave ride Maplehoof while wearing a mini skirt.
Eridan: (I wwanted to do that...)
Dave: /eyes suspiciously/ For ironic purposes?
Breezy: Sure, why not?
Dave: /puts on miniskirt that Kanaya hands him, and rides Maplehoof/
Breezy: /wipes tear/ He inspires us all. Now, since we're on a roll, another batch, from anonnnn and AnonymousNinjaGirl.
ERIDAN! SOLLUX! KISS, NOW! DO IT! I triple dog dare you. :3
AnonymousNinjaGirl
My dare is john should try to take off daves shades.
My truth is did vriska actually kiss anyone besides tavros?
anonnnn
Breezy: Sollux, Eridan. Kiss.
Sollux: N0 way! He'th-
Eridan: If you say so. /grabs Sollux and starts to make out/
Sollux: The-inhale-FUCK?!
Eridan: Yea, Sol. Believve it.
Jade: That was...disturbing...
Dave: Woah, dude. Rose is asleep.
Breezy: Okay. Vriska, did you kiss anyone besides Tavros?
Vriska:Well, I've kissed John in the closet right before...
John: /turns red/
Vriska: Eridan, unfortunatly.
Eridan: Wweh.
Vriska: And...oh, there are too many to count. ;;;;D
Breezy: O..k...? Now. John. Take off Dave's shades.
John: OK, FUCKASS. /takes off Dave's shades. Then starts to cry/ THEY'RE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
Dave: You know it.
Breezy: I'm totally burning up in the atmosphere. One more. From Homestucker 33.
Jade sit on Dave's lap for 3 turns
Eridan try to speak in a British accent
Sollux choose which troll is for you; Feferi or Aradia?
Nepeta which is your OTP and why?
Karkat be nice to EVERYONE for the next 5 turns
John sloppy make-out with Rose! :P
Vriska be give apologies to everyone you hurt and hug Tavros
Terezi eat jello off of Karkat's face!
Gamzee give Equius a lesson on miracles
DONE! :33 hope you like them! Choose them please! :P
Breezy: Jade. Dave's lap. Now.
Dave: /pats lap/ Come here, girl.
Jade: Woof! /jumps up and sits on his lap/ Dang dog part...
Breezy: Eridan. Speak all sexy-like with a British accent.
Eridan: Howw's this?
Nepeta: :33 /perks ears up at 'sexy-like'/ A new ship?
Breezy: No. Just...no. Sollux. Which Troll is for you? Feferi or Aradia?
Sollux: That'th a hard 0ne. AA was my first, but...then I f0und FF. I'm n0t thure.
Eridan: It's obvviously not any of them.
Breezy: Okay, Eridan. Keep telling yourself that. Nepeta! What is your OTP?
Nepeta: :33 ? Hehe...totally not NepetaxKarkitty. Beclaws that's just ridicules!
Breezy: /monotone/ It is, isn't it?
Nepeta: :33 Yes.
Breezy: Karkat! (a.k.a. John) Be nice to everyone for 5 turns.
John: WHAT THE FUCK? WHY?
Karkat: Because you're Karkat. /smug smile/
John: UGH. FINE. JOHN, YOU'RE A REALLY NICE PERSON RIGHT NOW AND ALWAYS. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
Karkat: /shocked/ I AM?
Breezy: /facepalm/ It's the dare, doofus.
Karkat: Yeah, I k-knew that.
Breezy: /rolls eyes/ Anyway, John. Sloppy make out with Rose. This time, real John does this..
Katkat: I get my revenge!
John: She's asleep, so it's fine I guess. /kisses a sleeping Rose/
Breezy: Good! John isn't resisting as much anymore!~
Roxy: What are you doin wit my daugtr?
Roxy: *daughter
Breezy: Vriska, apologize to everyone you hurt and hug Tavros.
Vriska: No.
Breezy: Yes.
No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.
Vriska: Ugh, fine! I'm sorry, Tavros. /crushes him in a hug/
Tavros: g-gET oFF mE, uHH, pLeASE!
Vriska: Eridan, I'm sorry you suck so much. And how I make fun of you for it so often. Terezi, I'm sorry I held a grudge of how you killed me that time!
Terezi: H3 H3. YOU B3TTER 4POLOGIZ3.
Breezy: Okay! Terezi. Eat Jell-o off of Karkat's face.
Terezi: TH3 R34L ON3?
Breezy: Take your pick.
Terezi: /eats red Jell-o off of the real karkat's face/
Karkat: Blegh! Disgusting! I-I can taste that stupid human food!
Terezi: It's GOOD, R1GHT?
Karkat: IT'S FUCKING GROSS!
Breezy: Last one. We need Gamz. Karkat go get him.
Karkat: ONLY IF JOHN AND I CAN SWITCH BACK.
Breezy: Okay.
Karkat: /returns with Gamzee after a while. Gamzee is smiling with a faygo in his hands/ GOT THE FUCK FOR BRAINS.
Breezy: Gamzee, teach Equius about miracles.
Gamzee: ThEY'rE LiKE, wHEn ThE WoRLD Is a douGHNUT. Or YoU HavE A BEArd oF ShAVIng CreaM. TheY'RE JusT, y'KNoW.
Equius: D- …
Breezy: Okay that's it! See ya guys later!
Sorry for it's...long ness.