DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA, DRACULA'S CASTLE, OR ANYTHING ELSE MENTIONED IN THIS CHAPTER.

HETALIA GOES TO HIDEKAZ

AND DRACULA'S CASTLE BELONGS TO DRACULA

"i love you.. keith" alfred whispered as the candle went out. "i love you too alfred" keith murmured. And alfred fell asleep. Keith pulled him into his arms.

Keith kissed alfred before he passed out.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHAPTER 4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12:30 PM

alfred woke up first and yawned. He saw keith's arms wrapped around his chest. 'what happened last night?' he thought. "keith? You awake yet?" alfred asked the sleeping australian. Alfred didn't notice when keith streched his arms. "good morning, honey" keith chuckled. The other blushed.

"keith, what happened last night?" alfred questioned. "huh?" keith asked him. "i-i mean, why am I naked? Why is there cum all over the bed? And why am I in your arms like this?" alfred countered. 'he really doesn't remember?' keith thought to himself, unaware he was speaking.

"what don't I remember?" alfred sat up. "you can read my thoughts?!" keith shouted. "no, you were just thinking out loud" the naked one explained. "you know those berries that you asked that were safe to eat?" keith reminded. "and how we made out? And how we had ..." keith mumbled the last word. "what did you say?" alfred pressured. "and how we had..." keith stalled

"dude, don't do me like that" the other pouted. 'do me!' keith remembered alfred telling him. "well?" alfred yanked keith out of his thoughts. "i remember running in the woods, finding the grass, making out, that fire, arguing with arthur, taking a bath with you, and that's all I remember from there, now, what happened after that?" alfred demanded. Finally, keith couldn't keep it from his friend anymore, "s-sex, okay? We had sex. I didn't know that you ate some 'hawk berries' so I called this shaman over, and she told me in order to cure you, I had to have sex with you." keith explained. "hawk berries?" alfred echoed. "yes, if I remember, that the shaman told me that they're like ecstasy, but if not made into pills, they have their full effects still in them. And well, the rest you know." keith whispered. "keith, I don't care that if you wanted to have sex with me, trust me I know every guy has his needs, and truthfully, i've wanted to havesextoo" alfred mumbled the last part like keith did, but he still caught him. Keith's face was a deep red when alfred finished his sentence. "i love you, keith" alfred whispered in the other's ear and wrapped his arms around keith. "i love you more, alfred" keith said, muffled when he buried his mouth in the crook of alfred's neck. "i think I should get dressed, and you get changed. "alfred suggested. "uh, yeah, sure" keith agreed.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BY THE DOOR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

'oh shit, they're coming out of the room' arthur thought to himself. He quickly ran back to his room and slammed the door. "do you think that arthur knows?" keith questioned "he will if you keep talking about it" alfred whisper shouted. "don't worry, I already know" arthur said in a demonic voice. "y-you do?!" the pair said at the same time "yes I do, and now i'm gonna KILL YOU, YOU WHORE" arthur screamed as he pinned alfred against the wall "keith, help me!" alfred panicked. "get the fuck off of him you crazy bitch!" keith shouted, tackling arthur. Alfred stood there frozen in fear, as if a demon possessed arthur. "i'm gonna fucking rip you to shreds! You fucking whore!" arthur screamed at the top of his lungs. Now free from keith's grasp "run alfred!" alfred was snapped out of his trance. Now sprinting, keith finally caught up to him. Arthur was tailing them. "fuck! Where do we hide?!" kieth said inbetween pants. "i'm about to get you, whore! Better start running" arthur said like he was a real demon. Finally they reached a stairwell to the top tower, now pouring sweat through his pores like he was dunked in water. Keith and alfred finally reached the top of the structure. "where do we go from here?" alfred screamed. Keith saw a moat surrounding the castle's exterior. "alfred, when I say 'jump' we jump off this ledge" keith commanded. "the fuck? Dude, it's either get the ass of it by arthur's girlish punches or break our necks falling into a mirage. I'd rather get that guy's smacks then dying" alfred strongly disagreed. "just trust me!" just then the door flew off it's hinges "man, brits have really strong leg muscles!" he added "die, you fucking hooker!" arthur screamed. Just then alfred kicked him. "jump!" keith yelled. "what?!" the blonde shouted. Keith grabbed alfred's hand and jumped over the ledge.

Keith was right.

Both fell into the moat.

Arthur was defeated, and went to some other region of the castle.

Keith was the first one to surface. Alfred came up 10 seconds later and took a huge gasp of breath, his air came into his lungs so fast it hurt. "alfred! Are you okay?" keith shouted. "yes, I-m fine" the other stuttered. "let's get back inside" keith offered. "no, keith i'm sorry" alfred declined. "what?" keith questioned the other. "i-i can't, keith, you saw how pissed off he was and, he even tried to kill me because he was so mad, this wouldn't have grown into a war like this if I had just stayed out of when arthur offered to take you, and only you" alfred admitted. "wh-what do you mean by that, alfred? Didn't arthur off-" "no, I heard you guys talking and.. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AT RED LOBSTER?" alfred countered with a question. "yeah" keith replied. "he said if I didn't talk to you, that I could come, if I broke that promise, he said he would shut me out from you. And you're my only friend, keith" alfred explained "what? Arthur bribed you to not talk to me until we got back home?" keith questioned, "bingo" the other said. "i think we shouldn't go back in the castle for a while." keith said. "where are we gonna sleep?" alfred asked. "well, we're gonna have to sleep in the woods until the vacation's over. I guess it's the only option we have" keith explained. Tears were starting to well up in alfred's eyes. "k-keith, I don't wanna sleep in the wilderness" alfred sobbed into keith's chest. Keith lifted alfred's chin in his hand. "don't worry, it'll be alright, we'll get through it. " keith reassured the other, to show him his trust, he kissed alfred. He nestled his head into keith's chest.

~~~ARTHUR WAS WATCHING THE WHOLE THING FROM THE CASTLE'S FRONT WINDOW~~

"typical americans... such fucking softies" arthur mocked. "that whore deserves to die in the wilderness of transylvania.." arthur added to himself, his blood full of hatred. Walking down the corridor to the stairwell to the basement level of the castle's mysterious walls. "i can't believe that HE had sex with MY LITTLE BROTHER, I mean, who the fuck does that?!" arthur added. The castle's echoing walls made it sound like there was people that agreed with him. Just then. Arthur stumbled upon a room full of bones. "huh? A mysterious room I never knew about?" "this must have been a prison chamber for the criminals" arthur said to himself. When he felt like someone was watching him. He just stood there. He sensed another person in the room with him. Hovering overhead breathing down his neck. So he turned around. At that moment he saw something he shouldn't have.

COUNT DRACULA

"oh, arthur kirkland, so glad to see you here, do you like the castle so far? How are keith and alfred, do you think alfred is pregnant with keith's baby?" the king of monsters said with his transylvanian accent. "h-how do you know about them having sex? How do you know my name?!" arthur countered. "i know a lot more than you think, mr. kirkland, I know that the fire in the woods I started didn't really do the trick to kill kieth and alfred in there." the transylvanian said, sharpening his nails. "i know everything that happens in and around my castle's walls. And the woods that surround it, to the ends of this vast land, I know the beings and people that come in and out. And the residents, by the way, know that natalia is working for me, right?" the count added. "n-natalia.. is working with you?!" arthur shouted. "there's no need for yelling, mr. kirkland" dracula advised. "you're a business man, i'm a business man, so i'll make a deal with you" the vampire king noted. "what would you want from me, you blood sucking motherfucker?" arthur growled. "you sell your soul to me, and you can coexist as one of my 'many' slaves. And help keep this ground free of mortals that invade" the beast added to his list of compromises. "that, sounds like the stupidest idea i've ever heard!" arthur shouted. "i'm only giving you this compromise. Or else i'll have natalia kill you" the count replied calmly. Arthur thought to himself for a while. "do you accept this offer, mr. kirkland?" dracula said. "give me until sunset to think it over. Then i'll tell you the answer then." arthur told him. "fine, but if you don't come back at 5:30, I will send natalia after you." dracula explained. And arthur went back upstairs.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WOODS BY THE RIVER PURPLE GRASS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"here we are, the place where we'll have to sleep until the vacation's over" keith said. "but I hate sleeping in the woods" alfred whined, scared of staying in the woods until arthur forgets this "don't worry, mate i'm here" keith cooed "plus, no shame in wasting our time worrying about arthur" he added. "we're awesome, we know a lot there is to know about the wilderness. I've got my machete, you have your rifle. And we have eachother" he reassured. Alfred put his head on keith's chest again. "c'mon, I think we just need a nap after the shit arthur threw at us" keith said, bringing the other into his arms. "we'll figure something out, right?" alfred asked the other. "of course" keith said kissing the blonde on his head. "g'nite" keith said. "night" the sleepy alfred said, dozing off.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AT THE CASTLE: WITH ARTHUR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"god, what do I do? Do I try to forget that my brother fucked my enemy? Or do I join dracula's side" arthur said pacing around like a hungry stray dog. "i've been sitting around in this kitchen for fucking hours. And it's almost 5:00, I still have to tell dracula my final answer before he sicks natalia on me"

"i don't get how you still don't know your answer already" dracula said. Arthur jumped when he saw the king of monsters upon him "tick tock, it's almost 5:30, mr. kirkland" dracula laughed. And vanished into a pool of shadows. "that fucking monster" arthur mumbled

5:27

arthur came walking through the corridor to the basement stairwell. Once he got down, his watch timer went off. Dracula came back to the basement fading in like how he left the dining hall. "oh, mr. kirkland, so good to see you again" dracula said maliciously. "if you shake my hand now, I get your soul, in return, I will grant you immortality" arthur scoffed "all countries have immortality, stupid" arthur countered. "well, then what do you wish of me to give in return? Vampire traits? Nothing? Natalia's love?" dracula offered "nothing, nothing at all, I don't even want to take you up on your stupid ass offer" arthur tried to walk back upstairs but dracula suddenly blocked him "fine, I was trying to be nice, but I guess we'll have to do this, the hard way" dracula kicked him and arthur flew to the ground. Arthur stood up "what the fuck is wrong with you?!" arthur shouted.

~~~~~HI HO HI HO, BACK TO THE WOODS WE GO-OH :WHISTLE: :WHISTLE:~~~~~~~~~~

this time keith was the first one to awaken. He gave his lover a good morning kiss. "don't worry, my little alfred, i'll make sure that arthur doesn't lay a hand on you" by then the other woke up and streched out his legs. 'boy, he's really milking this cute thing, isn't he?' keith made sure he thought to himself. "well hello there, sleeping beauty" keith chuckled. "psh, i'm not sleepy" alfred yawned sarcastically. "i bet you're not, wanna go hunt some food for the night?" keith asked. "yea i'm starving" he said.

20 minutes later

"yo keith! I found something in the ground!" alfred shouted. "oh god, don't tell me that they're hawk berries" keith complained. "pfft, naw they're not, it's some weird rock and it's glowing" the other replied. And keith ran over "whoa what is that?!" he asked "some rock, like in charlotte's web" alfred wisecracked.

~~I'VE NEVER HEARD OF CASTLES AN HOUR AGO AND NOW EVERYBODY'S FLYING THERE~

"oomph!" arthur said when he hit the wall another time by the shaman. "you think I don't have any fight in me, huh?" "is that it?!" arthur screamed trying to get to his feet, his nose broken "natalia, finish him off!" dracula commanded. Natalia turned around and bowed. "yes, my lord" and natalia went to charge towards him. Arthur ducked when natalia's fist came flying into the wall. She kicked him in the gut. Arthur coughed. "y-you don't even deserve to l-live!" arthur shouted charging towards the count. He blocked arthur's kick "don't even dare to charge at me!" dracula said bearing his fangs. Arthur didn't know why dracula was sucking air so hard. He stopped to catch his breath. "what are you doing to me?!" arthur questioned the count. "because i'm taking your soul by force!" dracula said.

He sucked the soul out of arthur.

Arthur fell to the floor, lifeless and limp, dracula erased arthur's battle scars and brought him back to life, keeping the soul he had eaten.

"what do you wish my master? Arthur said, now enslaved, the green has been drained from his eyes, now he is just a skin sack without a soul inside.

"i want you to kill keith kirkland and alfred f. jones" the monster demanded.

"as you wish" my lord. Arthur obeyed.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END CHAPTER 4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

IS ARTHUR EVER GONNA GET HIS SOUL BACK?

WILL KEITH AND ALFRED TRY TO REVEAL TO ARTHUR THAT THEY'RE LOVERS?

THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN CHAPTER 5

-kol kol

oJo