Oh, give me a home where the seagulls roam
Where the workers and the water play
Where seldom is heard no creaking sounds
And the skies are cloudy all day

Home, home on this fort
Where the workers and water play
Where seldom is heard no creaking sounds
And the skies are cloudy all day

Sealand was pressed from this part of Jerk England
It's not likely he'll ever return
To the North Sea where memories of
His flickering campfires still burn

Home, home on this fort
Where the workers and water play
Where seldom is heard no creaking sounds
And the skies are cloudy all day

How often at night when the heavens are bright
I see the light of those flickering stars
Have I laid there amazed and asked as I gazed
For one to hit Jerk England in the head again

Home, home on this fort
Where the workers and water play
Where seldom is heard no creaking sounds
And the skies are cloudy all day


A/N: So…I know I haven't updated in a while, but these ideas just randomly hit me! So yeah… But anyway, I hope you all know what I'm referring to when I say 'workers and water play'. That refers to the episode where the people on the fort are patching up the holes with the water coming in! And the campfires thing refers to the fire that happened a while back. And then the thing about not returning to the North Sea refers to the fact that Sealand was sold to Sweden and stuff! That part was a bit choppy, but I didn't know Home on the Range had so many verses! DX So yeah, long rambly A/N, but I hope you liked it!