"Hello, again" RFP said with a big smile on her face "Let's get back to the dares from Darkrainbow. Zane is about to jump off the 200ft building without a parachute!" She snapped her fingers and a screen appeared. On the screen Zane was getting ready to jump and Star was behind him. Star counted to three then he jumped.
"This would be fun, if my death wouldn't be awaiting me at the bottom" Zane said sadly as he fell.
"I am sorry Zane" RFP said then she laughed "Joking! I couldn't care less!"
"That was cruel"
"I know right?" RFP said "Anyways good luck landing! I wonder how Kai is doing robbing the white house" She wondered. "Let's check" And the screen changed to Kai with another snap. Kai was hiding behind a tree trunk, close to the fence. "Hey Kai!"
"Shh, RFP" Kai said angrily it a low voice "You're going to get me caught!"
"I don't care" RFP said. Star walk through the door and sat by RFP to watch Kai. Then Lloyd sat beside Star so he could see Kai. Star blushed on having Lloyd sit beside her. After Kais comment about Skylar last episode, she now had a crush on Lloyd. Kai slowly walked to the courtyard and plucked a blade of grass from the lawn and ran off.
"What the heck was that about?" Lloyd said confusedly.
"I am not sure" RFP said making the screen disappear. Then Jay came limping through the door.
"Hey guys!" He said.
"Good think you're here" RFP said "Darkrainbow wants you to get fat and wear an aqua dress"
"Never"
"I can kill ya" RFP said taking a gun out of her pocket.
"Ok" Jay said "But how will I get fat?"
"Well…." RFP thought about it "You do have another dare to eat raw meat. So I guess you can get fat on that!"
"Eww" Jay said.
"Yes, eww" RFP said, than she snapped her fingers and 100 tons of raw meat appeared.
"I think I am going to die" Jay said.
"Well if you are going to die, finish the dare first!" RFP said "Eat up!" Jay took a tiny nibble of it, and gagged.
"I can't eat this stuff!" Jay complained "It's disgusting!"
"Stop complaining and eat!" RFP said as Kai walked through the door. "Kai, you have not completed your dare" She said crossly.
"Oh, but I have!" Kai said smiling. "You told me to rob the white house and I did"
"What did you take?" RFP asked unconvinced.
"This" He said pulling the blade of grass out of his pocket.
"I must say Kai," RFP said "That was smart"
"Thank you" Kai said proudly.
"For your smart thinking, I shall award you with a prize!" RFP said snapping her fingers and a golden trophy appeared with money in it.
"Wow" Kai said eyeing the gold.
"It's all yours" RFP gave him the trophy. "Your next dare is to punch Jay every time he talks"
"What?" Jay yelled with mouth full of gross raw meat and Kai punched him. "What was that for?"
"I have to punch you every time you talk" Kai said punching him again.
"Kai, also have to turn into a kitten and watch the nyan cat song" RFP said turning Kai in to a kitten with fluffy fur. Jay laughed hysterically while petting Kai's fluffy body.
"Who's a cute kitty?" Jay laughed. Kai couldn't punch him as a kitten so he clawed him. RFP picked up Kai and put him in a room with the nyan cat song playing
An hour later Jay was fat, Kai just came out of the room and sat on the floor. "What took you so long?" RFP asked "And what did you think of the song?"
"Meow!" Kai said.
"Oh ya, I forgot!" RFP snapped her fingers and he turned into a lego again. "So what were you saying?"
"I was saying it's hard to open a door when you are a kitten!" Kai said "And that song is the most stupid thing in the world! It's just a cat singing meow and pooping rainbows the whole time"
"That's what I thought. So Jay," RFP said "Put on the aqua dress in the closet!" And Jay obeyed and went to the closet. He retrieved the dress and went to change. "Now Cole, you need to push Kai into a pool of sharks and electric eels!"
"I've been waiting so long to do this!" Cole said excitedly.
"There is pool ready outside!" RFP said happily and Cole dragged Kai (Who was pleading to Cole, to not do it) outside.
Outside there was a huge pool with sharks and electric eels swimming in it. Kai stood at the edge of the diving broad with Cole behind him with a katana.
"Now walk the plank!" Cole said in a pirate voice, waving the katana at Kai.
"This is so wrong!" Kai said.
"Now go in, or I will throw you in!" Cole said harshly.
"God Cole," Kai said sadly "You're starting to sound like RFP!"
"Nah," Cole said shaking his head. "She's worse"
"True"
"Now jump!" Cole said. He waited 5 seconds and Kai still didn't move. Then he pushed him in. Kai screamed trying to swim away from the sharks and eels.
"Help me, Cole!" Kai pleaded.
"Sorry Kai," Cole said shaking his head with a smile on his face "RFP rules". He climbed done the diving board latter and went inside, leaving poor Kai all by himself with the sharks and electric eels.
"Jay!" RFP called knock on the bathroom door.
"I am not coming out" Jay said. "It looks horrible!"
"Like I care!" RFP said.
"Please," Jay pleaded "Don't make me do this!"
"I don't have a choice" RFP said "I get paid to do this!"
"You do?" Jay asked.
"I wish!" RFP said "But I enjoy watching you suffer"
"You are so mean!"
"I know right?" RFP said "Now open the door!" she pounded really hard.
"Ok ok," Jay said slowly opening the door.
"Omg" RFP gasped. "You look… Ridiculous!" She laughed so much that she could hardly breathe. "And by the way, since Kai is not here to punch you, I will have to do it!". Then Nya came in and nearly passed out, from laughing so hard.
"You are destroying my whole reputation!" Jay cried. He was worried that Nya would breakup with him and go for Cole. Then RFP punched him.
"Shut up crybaby!" Star laughed. Lloyd rolled on the floor laughing, while Cole said that Jay was an embarrassment to all of mankind.
"Well peeps!" RFP said still laughing "It's time to end the show. See you next time!"
A little extra fun!
"Let's see," RFP said looking at piece of paper, backstage. "My check list" RFP mumbled, reading the title on the paper. On the paper it said….
Sprained Jays leg [X]
Make Jay eat too much food [X]
Make Zane have a concussion [X]
Make Kai electrified and bitten [X]
Make Jay totally embarrassed [X]
"Well I guess I did everything on my list!" RFP said happily and folded the paper and put it on her desk.