Heyo! (Man I haven't done that in a while) Chief here delivering your useless Author Note of the story! There is really no point to this other than… well… nothing! NEW CHAPTER! GUITAR SOLO!
Chapter 4: Assassins at Beacon
The day started normally for Team RWBY on Monday… started normally. The day itself would be nothing close to normal. (Deadpool: Oooooo. Foreshadowing are we? Narrator: This is exactly what I was talking about.) All of the girls were up and changed into their Beacon uniforms, ready to head for breakfast when there was a knock at the door. Ruby answered it to find a girl about Blake's height with long black hair with a blue streak going down the left side. She was wearing the Beacon uniform and had blue eyes and pale skin.
"Morning everyone." The girl greeted as she walked in like she lived in the room. "Nice to see everyone is awake and ready for the day." The girl took a seat at the table and pulled out a white book with silver pages. "Excuse me." Weiss proclaimed in her usual uppity tone. "What do you think you are doing?" Without looking away from her book, the girl proclaimed "My job. Do you have a problem with that? Ice Queen?"
"Why you! The sheer nerve you have to just waltz in here!"
"You know what you are missing Ice Queen? Your little crown of ice."
The girl raised her left hand and spun a finger in the air, the room's temperature suddenly dropping. Ice started to form around Weiss' head until it took the shape of a crown. Everyone stared at the girl in shock, especially Weiss, who threw the ice crown off of her head immediately. "Please take a note, Mrs. Schnee." The girl proclaimed as she stood up. "The only reason you still live is because I've been specifically instructed not to kill you." Weiss stared at the girl in fear and questioned "Who are you?"
"We have met before. But I did not look like this. I am assassin."
Blake looked away from her book and nearly shouted "You're… Zer0?!" Zer0 smiled and replied "When I'm on the job I'm Zer0, but when you see me publicly, you can call me Angel." The room was quiet until Ruby complimented "That's a really pretty name."
"Why thank you Ruby. Shouldn't we be grabbing breakfast?"
"Right! Why don't you join us?"
"I was planning on it, since I'm wearing the uniform I will also be attending classes with you."
All of the girls gathered their belongings and headed to the cafeteria, which was pretty full already. The team plus Angel sat down and ate their breakfast. "So 'Angel'," Yang proclaimed with air quotes, "if that is your real name. Why are you doing this job instead of your dad like Deadpool said?" Angel ate her French toast and replied "Like I told Uncle Wade, dad is getting old and doesn't have the same patience like he used to. That and I need the money for school and other bills that me and my boyfriend need to pay." Weiss interjected "You? Have a boyfriend?"
"Indeed I do. We've dated for almost three years and we moved in together."
Angel reached into her bag and pulled out a picture for everyone to see. It was of Angel in a dark blue shirt and blue jeans standing with her arm around a boy. He stood the same height as her and had short dark hair. His shirt was grey and wore oil speckled pants, but that wasn't the biggest thing about him. The biggest thing was that his forearms were completely robotic and one of his eyes were red while the other was brown.
Angel took the picture back and stared at it with a loving smile, sighing "He's such an amazing guy. I'm still surprised that we've been together this long." Angel looked around to see all of Team RWBY giving her a strange look, prompting her to question "Strange to see an assassin have feeling for someone?" All of Team RWBY nodded as Angel put the picture away. Jaune and Pyrrha joined Team RWBY, Jaune greeting "Morning everyone. Who's the new girl?" Ruby introduced "This is Angel… Angel… you didn't tell us a last name."
Angel responded "Assaren. Angel Assaren." Jaune was about to say something when a gruff voice exclaimed "Assaren? Nice last name." They all turned to see a very tall man with spiked black hair and dark shadow. His jacket was black and his white shirt looked like he pulled it from the laundry basket. His jeans were stained with god knows what and his jacket sleeves were pulled up to his elbows.
He took a seat next to Angel and questioned "Is it because your mom is a Siren and your dad is an Assassin?" Angel rolled her eyes and exclaimed "At least I have a last name, Gabriel." All of Team RWBY looked at Gabriel with wide eyes, Yang exclaiming "You're the Paladin?" Gabe put his thumb on his chin and pointer finger up his jaw line, proclaiming "Didn't expect me to be stud, did you?"
"Not in the slightest!"
Angel rolled her eyes again, Gabe replying "Come on Snow Angel, don't hate the ladies who like me just because you have a fetish for cyborgs." Angel's face lit up as she barked "I do NOT have a fetish!" Angel continued to eat her breakfast as Gabe laughed out loud while everyone else chuckled. "So, who are these guys?" Gabriel questioned as he started picking food off of other people's plates. "My name is Jaune Arc." He introduced as he sat down next to Ruby.
Pyrrha sat down next to Blake and introduced "My name is Pyrrha Nikos." Gabe gave Pyrrha a slight nod while Angel responded "Nice to meet you Pyrrha." Blake looked out the corner of her eye and saw Pyrrha, and she instantly felt a little nervous with Pyrrha so close. "Pyrrha looks really pretty today… WAIT WHAT THE HELL!?" Blake thought. Blake went back to her book and Pyrrha questioned "Are you all right Blake? You seem a little flush."
"What? Yes, I'm fine."
"GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!" The familiar voice of Deadpool shouted as he flew through one of the windows to the cafeteria. Deadpool did a flip and landed on the table, proud of his successful entrance with his chest pushed out. "I can't believe that actually worked." Sane grumbled. "That was awesome!" Crazy cheered. "Only way to make an entrance is a dramatic one!" Deadpool declared as an American flag hung behind him and flapped in the wind.
"Are you done?" Angel questioned as she finished her breakfast. Deadpool looked up at Gabriel, who was standing on a ladder and held the flag that flapped behind him. "Are we good?" Deadpool questioned. "I think we got the shot." Gabriel answered as he started to fold the flag up. Deadpool looks to the screen and questions "Did you get the shot?" (Camera turns to show a movie set, Narrator sitting in the director's chair) "Why is there a movie set if this is a story?" Narrator questions.
Narrator starts flicking his hand, the camera turning back to the cafeteria. "What just happened?" Yang questioned as she looked around. "It's easier if you just don't question him." Angel pointed out as she stood up and walked away. "We should be getting to class." Ruby pointed out as she got up. Everyone agreed and started heading for Weapons Training class, which was being taught by some new instructor.
The group headed into the class room to find that the back wall was covered with weapons, from guns and blades to different heavy machine guns and rocket launchers. The group took a seat while Gabriel went to the front of the classroom, leaning on the desk and looking over the entire class. "Morning class." Gabriel proclaimed. "I'm your instructor, Mr. Paladin, and I'm going to teach you about weapons." Gabriel went to the back wall as Weiss raised her hand, questioning "Mr. Paladin." Gabriel pulled a pistol off the wall and fired a round at Weiss, missing her by an inch to her left.
"Please hold all questions until I ask if anyone as any questions." Gabriel exclaimed as he put the pistol on the wall. He faced the class again and exclaimed "Weapons. Why do you think we need a class about them, anyone?" Angel raised her hand and Gabriel sighed "Not you. Someone else." Ruby raised her hand and Gabriel pointed out "Ruby. What do you think?" Ruby answered "Because we should learn the various types of weapons and different ways to use them in a team?"
"Exactly, good on you. That is exactly why this class exists. Now…"
Cardin Winchester interrupted "Why are you teaching this class?" Gabriel pulled a machete off the wall and promptly threw it at Cardin, taking some hair off the side of his head. "I said hold all questions." Gabriel repeated. "Next weapon I grab will not miss. Everyone understand?" All of the students nodded, all afraid for their lives at the moment. Gabriel grabbed a large assault rifle and exclaimed "Every weapon has its ups and downs and practical uses. Heavy weapons can be used for suppressive fire, or removal of a large field of targets." Deadpool, who was sitting in the back, questioned "But what about…"
Gabriel raised the rifle and put several rounds into Deadpool's chest, dropping him to the ground with the screams of students. "Relax!" Gabriel exclaimed as he put the rifle back. "He's fine. On with class." Deadpool groaned as he rose from the ground "You didn't have to shoot me." Gabriel continued on with class, and it was pretty educational for being taught by a bounty hunter. The class ended and the students began to file, Gabriel remaining behind to take care of his guns.
Angel and Deadpool walked with the group, but Deadpool decided he wanted to kill things instead of going to class and left. Pyrrha walked next to Blake and questioned "Hey Blake, can I ask you something?" Blake looked to Pyrrha and responded "Sure, what is it?"
"There is a new café that just opened up and I was wondering of you would join me in trying it."
"Sure Pyrrha, that sounds fun."
"Excellent, meet there for lunch?"
"Sure, it's a date."
Blake threw her hand over her mouth and felt her face turn horribly red as everyone turned to look at her and Pyrrha, whose face was also red. "Well now, did I just hear what I think I just heard?" Yang questioned. "It's just a phrase." Blake pointed out. "It's not an actual date, right Pyrrha?" Pyrrha responded "Right, we're just two friends who are trying out a new café. That's it." Yang had her characteristic "Yeah, sure" and put her hands on her hips.
"It's okay if you two date." Angel pointed out. "There is nothing wrong with a same sex relationship. I have a friend who is lesbian and she's a wonderful person." Everyone looked at Angel with raised eyebrows, but she simply shrugged it off and continued to walk down the hallway. The group moved to their next class, except for Blake who used the excuse that she need to use the restroom. Blake went down a hall and shouted "NARRATOR!"
She turned to see Narrator as she last saw him, only he carried an M-240 instead of the M4 he had before. "What is it Blake?" Narrator questioned as he set the large machine gun down. "Why am I so nervous around Pyrrha?" Blake questioned.
"I don't need to answer a question you already know the answer to."
"Let me rephrase the question, why did you make me so nervous around Pyrrha?"
Narrator smiled and replied "Because I'm an evil genius and a high functioning sociopath. Also, I thought it would be good." Blake scowled at Narrator and questioned "Why are you doing this?" Narrator put his arm around her shoulders and exclaimed "I'm not doing anything. It's all you doing this. Besides, isn't Pyrrha just great?" Blake tilted her head a bit and agreed "Yeah, she is."
"She's really pretty."
"She is pretty."
"A really great fighter."
"Pyrrha is the four time Mistral Champion."
"So it's all good!"
Narrator patted Blake's shoulder and vanished as quickly as he came, but left his machine gun. Blake looked around, and then back at the weapon laid abandoned on the ground. Narrator reappeared and grabbed his weapon, chuckling "Almost forgot this. Flight Chief would have been piiiiiiiised. Enjoy your date with Pyrrha!" Narrator vanished once again, leaving Blake alone in the hall once again. Blake shrugged and headed towards class, and immediately ran into Pyrrha.
"Sorry Blake." Pyrrha apologized. "You were gone for a while." Blake felt her cheeks turn a little pink as she replied "Thank you for your concern Pyrrha."
"It isn't a problem Blake. Come one, we have a class to get to."
Pyrrha and Blake headed to class, both exchanging quick looks and small smiles as they walked.
A/N: So there is your new chapter of Four Assassins! Some of you may be wondering, where was Deathstroke? Well, the answer to that is…
Deathstroke: I don't do schools.
Gabriel: Why was I teaching a class?
Angel: I always hated school
Deadpool: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Narrator: And the Author Note just became a group discussion… awesome.
Deadpool: Blake and Pyrrha together… nice. (Narrator and Deadpool fist bump)
Angel: You two are morons. Regardless, PM or review your thoughts on the chapter and enjoy the rest of your day.