Marrying A Traffic Light Chapter 4: Fun With Cellphones, a teen titans fanfic

Chapter 4! Sorry this one took so long to get up, It was supposed to be up last night but I cut my leg and had to go get it stitched up and if you had any idea how bad the hospitals are over here you'd know why it took me so long to get this up. Anyway, once again a big thank you to everyone who reviewed favored or put this on your alert list! Thanks a bunch! Oh and please excuse my Spanish in this chapter. Mas and Menos only have a few lines but still, Spanish is not my strong point.

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans but I will *laughs manically* I will!

"You better have a good reason for calling this meeting mortal" The Specter observed as he and the Dark Knight met again.

"Something's just not right about this" Batman muttered "I checked all supernatural readings, ancient texts and records. There is no way Trigon would never have been able to break the seal loose without someone else's help."

"Troubling" Specter said gravely "I'll do some investigating into the cult of Trigon in Europe perhaps that can shed some light on this matter"

"And I'll check with the other supernatural beings" Batman sighed tiredly. "One them has to have picked up and black magic or voodoo rituals that loosened the seal" The two nodded to each other and quickly proceeded to there own destinations.

"Since when did they move How I Met Your Mother to Monday's?" Beast Boy whined as he took another swing from the bottle sitting on the table beside him while he watched T.V.

"Beast Boy, what are you doing?" Hot Spot asked with a sigh.

"What does it look like, I'm drowning my sorrows of Raven getting married in root beer" he snapped.

"Why..."

"Because I'm under aged and root beer looks like beer" Beast Boy groaned.

"No, I mean what are you doing in my house" Hot Spot said as Beast Boy looked around.

"Well, that explains the re arrangement of the furniture"

"Look Beast Boy" Hot Spot sighed again "If you don't like the idea of Raven getting married why don't you just find another way around it? If you think that Raven won't be happy with Robin then go do some research, all those cosmic laws have some type of loopholes right?"

"Hey thats right!" Beast Boy said suddenly standing up "There's gotta be a way out!" he smiled waving goodbye before flying off towards the library.

"Robin you Idiot!" Kid Flash shouted at his friends face. "You never invite your ex to your wedding!"

"Well they kind of invited themselves" Robin said calmly.

"Oh…well, that would explain a few things" Kid Flash shrugged. "So how many guests do we currently have coming?"

"Well, there's Alfred, Barbara, I don't know if Bruce will be coming, the Titans East, the other titans, Kent, John, Hal, Kyle..."

"Dude, I just wanted a number" Kid Flash said holding up his hands quickly.

"That depends" Robin asked. "Are your mentors coming?"

"Well, Jay, Wally and my dad all said they'd be there," Kid Flash said.

"Then that makes about 76..," Robin looked down at his cellphone "Okay 77 and counting"

"Guys! Titans East just arrived" Cyborg called.

"The Titans East?" Robin asked supried.

"Oh yeah, I kind of invited them over for your uh… wedding" he said sheepishly. Robin sighed, then he and Kid Flash climbed off the sofa and headed up towards the roof. When the Titans East climbed out of there jet Speedy immediately walked over to Robin.

"Well…it's been…well dude I'm…happy for you" he sniffed.

"Speedy are you crying?" Bumblebee asked.

"No!" Speedy sniffed again "I'm just extremely happy for my friend okay! But seriously man" Speedy said snapping back to his old self "Soon you'll probably be moving out, your gonna have to find a new place, raise kids, which of course means you'll have to...well you with Raven, of course then she'll be your wife so it won't be that odd but…"

"Speedy" Robin said with a murderous tone starting to creep into his voice.

"By the way are you planning to have a boy or a girl?" Speedy asked curiously oblivious to the fact that Robin looked like he was about strangle the archer.

"Does it matter?" Robin asked trough gritted teeth.

"Of course!" Speedy said quickly "I have to know if I'm gonna be an uncle or an aunt" Everyone just glanced over at Speedy with the 'Oh you did not just say that' look.

"It's a boy" Robin said slowly.

"Maybe we should get settled in and talk later." Aqualad suggested, the others quickly nodded as the group moved back into the tower. As they started walking back in Kid Flash could be heard saying

"Is that Cheshire?" which was quickly followed by a large crashing sound as the other heroes tried to catch the 'escaped convict'.

"Say where is Raven?" Speedy asked walking into the living room.

"After we shared a traditional Tamaranian dish, Raven said she wished to be…alone for a little while." Starfire explained.

"Maybe you should go talk to her" Cyborg suggested.

"Who me?" Robin asked surprised.

"Well you are her future wife after all" Aqualad smiled. "Just go and talk to her, from the sound of it you made her pretty upset"

"Friend Raven would greatly benefit from a visit from you" Starfire nodded.

"Yeah" Kid Flash agreed "I know you're not to keen on the idea, but you should always make the best of any situation."

"I don't know…" Robin began.

"Pollo" Mas grinned. (Translation: Chicken)

"What?"

"¿Es espantado no son usted?" Menos said matching his brothers grin. (Translation: You're scared aren't you?) Robin glanced over at Cheshire and Bumblebee. The two just shrugged as if to say 'why not?'

"Fine, I'll go talk to her" Robin said glaring at the twins as he started walking towards Raven's room.

"I'll be surprised if he lasts till the wedding day, with all the stress he's under" Bumblebee sighed.

"Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'" Raven read to herself as she turned the page in her poetry book. Suddenly she thought she sensed someone outside the door, she scanned the area with her mind and finding no one she shrugged it off as a simple side effect of the strong emotions she'd felt earlier and turned back to the book.

Speedy was in the gym lifting weights when suddenly his cell phone went off. Quickly pulling it out of his pocket he glanced at the message he'd just received.

Sender: Robin

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Beast Boy, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:15 P.M

Guys I can't do this

Sender: Beast Boy

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Beast Boy, Aqualad, Robin

Received: May 16, 7:15 P.M

Can't do what?

Sender: Cyborg

To: Speedy, Robin, Kid Flash, Beast Boy, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:15 P.M

Can't tell :P

Sender: Beast Boy

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Robin, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:16 P.M

Whatever. Anyway, don't do anything about the Raven situation until I get back!

Sender: Speedy

To: Robin, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Beast Boy, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:16 P.M

Dude where r u!

Sender: Kid Flash

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Robin, Beast Boy, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:16 P.M

Yeah we haven't seen u for the whole day

Sender: Beast Boy

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Robin, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:16 P.M

Library

Sender: Cyborg

To: Speedy, Robin, Kid Flash, Beast Boy, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:17 P.M

O_o Y?

Sender: Beast Boy

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Robin, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:17 P.M

I'm looking for a way to keep Raven from marrying

Sender: Robin

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:17 P.M

Okay, nobody tell him what I'm trying to do

Sender: Speedy

To: Robin, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:17 P.M

Check!

Sender: Beast Boy

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Robin, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:18 P.M

Why is everyone quiet all of a sudden?

Sender: Speedy

To: Cyborg, Kid Flash, Beast Boy, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:18 P.M

Robin's gonna try and come to even terms with Raven so they'll both be happy when the wedding comes around

Sender: Beast Boy

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Robin, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:18 P.M

Robin I thought I told you to wait! I could come up with a solution to all of this!

Sender: Robin

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:18 P.M

Okay who told him?

Sender: Kid Flash

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Robin, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:18 P.M

Guess

Sender: Robin

To: Speedy, Cyborg, Kid Flash, Aqualad.

Received: May 16, 7:18 P.M

Speedy, I'm gonna kill you

Sender: Speedy

To: Cyborg, Kid Flash, Robin, Aqualad.