It was an early, peaceful night with the crickets starting to chirp and the wind whistling. The only disturbances in this forest seem to be…

Luke: "OH MY GAWD."

Bound: "Just keep running, just keep running, running Running, RUNNING!"

Luke: "Stop combining the Digimon theme and that Nemo song!"

Bound: "What are Digimon and Nemo?"

Luke: "They're…uh… you know what… never mind."

Bound: "Okay nutcase and mace, I believe we have lost them."

Luke: "How do you know…that… uh so tired."

Bound: "Better hearing, smell, and eyesight novice of knowledge."

Luke: *grr* "Okay… different question, how the Flicky did we upset the law?"

Bound: "I think it started with us stealing those two horses to travel faster to town, then stealing the same farmer's food supplies and his life savings, etc, etc."

Luke: "Okay I know we needed horses for transportation, but WHY everything else?"

Bound: "Food is food and money in case we need to get stuff on the way."

Luke: "Uh… The guards will be looking for us… and the freaking COW you took with us as WELL!"

Bound: "Food is food."

Luke: "I think I am going to be sick."

Bound: "Better than eating you, fool!"

Mace: "Shh… I see lights over there, near that pond."

Bound: "I hope it's not will o' wisps, I hate those buggers so much."

Luke: "THOSE EXIST TOO?"

Both: "SHHHHHH!"

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Guard leader: "Hold on men, I thought I saw something move over there… it could just be a deer or something else we're not looking for, but those wrongful criminals must be brought to justice for robbing that poor farmer of everything! We've been following these tracks soon after we found them in the evening. It took all day to find these tracks, but now I'm starting to worry that these are false tracks or worse… werewolf tracks. The tracks did lead to one of the infamous hideouts, although we only found lots of stacks of crackers for some reason. The other oddity is that there are three sets of tracks, but only two turn into werewolf tracks."

"MOOOoooo…"

Guard grunt: "Was that a cow?"

"Moo. (Yes)"

Guard leader: *gasp* "Come on men, we're on the right track! MooooMOOmoooMoo! (We're coming, hold on!)"

O3o O3o O3o D:

Bound: "Shut up cow! You're going to get us caught with your mooing."

"MoooMomoomooo."

Bound: *Shoves out into the open* "Screw-driver you! I don't need you for food, you slow-poke."

"Moo Mo meow?"

Mace: "Uhhh… let's just go."

Luke: "To where? I doubt two werewolves with a simple messenger can just quietly stride into an inn."

Bound: "Some towns actually do allow that, but besides that point, there's a port near here by a massive sea. We'll hitch a ride on my one and only boat, the Soul Carrier as I like to call it."

Luke: "You actually bought a boat with your own money?"

Bound: "It was a gift."

Luke: "Riiiiiiight."

Bound: "Just keep running we're nearly there!"

Luke: *hiss* "Ooooow… My leg wound just reopened I think."

Bound: "Looks like you'll have to stop running and get on my back for another ride wuss."

Luke: "NO WAY! Not after… uh… the last you made me go through that horrible, terrible-"

Bound: "THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO WHINE! NOW GET ON MY FFFFFing BACK IF YOU DON"T WANT TO BE FURTHER DAMAGED!"

Luke: "Ummm….. o-okay… Note to self don't upset Bound when being chased…"

X3X3X3XO

Guard leader: "We've found the cow and she said her captors released her and ran off, then all of us heard something about… marriage? No wait a couple bickering, I don't know, all we heard was shut up cow…don't need you for food… a boat… something about a gift and then a very loud ffffffff being screamed to the heavens. I don't really want to know… Now where are those criminal scums?"

"MooMOOOmooo (Those bickering fools were the criminals.)"

Guard leader: "JOSH BARN IT! Wait… did that cow just read my mind?"

"MoooooMo (Like a book dunderhead.)"

…

Luke: "Once we ditched the annoying cow we also lost the guards, but I still wasn't pleased about the bumpy, high speed and branch-smacking ride on a werewolf. Apparently I get motion sick easily…" "Uhhh…can we…*Groan* stop now, please?"

Bound: "Just endure your ride a little more pit squeak , We are almost at the port."

Luke: "Bleh…I hope so… I also hope I don't get sea sick…"

Bound: "You want a bukkit?"

Mace: "I think he really does need a bukkit because he looks a bit green."

Luke: *Facepalm*

Just as the immature trio got on the boat, soul carrier, a sea away, Zone, BrambleClaw and Fenrir had made it to the old clan site of Howls.

Fenrir: "Hey Zone, that letter mentioned two guys threatening your old clan leader,right?"

Zone: "Indeed it did Fenrir, why do you ask?"

Fenrir: "Okay then what are we waiting for? Let's go shred them to pieces!"

Zone: "We can't go charging… yet. So for now let's all stay low and be patience for we don't know what to expect."

Fenrir: "Argh, what's there to expect except for a battle?"

Zone: "A possible trap for it did take us some time to get here. Natory could be waiting here somewhere for us or he could have been captured by one of the foes and is being used as bait."

BrambleClaw: "Or some other crazy thing could have happened to him."

Zone: "You mean like what happens to you on any given day."

BrambleClaw: "But they so fun! … … The chair is still awesome."

Zone: "That's a story to be told later Bramble."

Fenrir: "Okay so ignoring what you just said, we have to be stealthy and report anything unusual I guess."

Zone: "Indeed, after we split up and search we'll meet back at this location and report what we've found if anything arises."

Fenrir: "Then why are we standing here? Let's get started already!"

Meanwhile back on the boat of…

Luke: "BLARGH!"

Luke! Did you just interrupt my transition for the next scene?

Luke: "Sorry… I'm …I don't feel so good at the moment…bleh…that and I've never got my sea legs."

Bound: "You sure you don't want this here bukkit?"

Luke: "nooo… I'll be fine over here … next to the rails."

I'm pretty sure the fish would be mighty grateful if you used the bukkit.

Luke: "OKAY! I'll take the freaking 'bukkit' if you stop calling it that!"

Bound: "Okay jeez, here's your bucket."

Now would you like some Holy Hand-grenades, too?

Luke: "I don't even know what those are!"

Mace: "You've never heard of the Holy Hand-Grenades!"

SHAME ON YOU!"

Luke: "Should I know of these hand-grenades?"

All together now… "YES."

Luke: "F."

Bound: "You fail it and now you must go and watch Monty Python: The Holy Grail before the sun rises again."

Luke: "… … … bleh…"

A/N : About the chair that is awesome… I think I'll go make a separate one chapter story of it and maybe more of some of BrambleClaw's (AKA my brother's) misadventures…