An Ask The Dark Knight Characters Short

Everyone is dead. Well mostly everyone…

Crane: *Twitches* Muffins!

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I am going to start adding these little shorts throughout my episodes! I hope you liked this one, and here's your questions

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Does anyone else think Jack Thompson is more annoying then rush hour traffic?

Fox: This question came from Richard The Gaming Champ

Everyone: *Blinks*

Crickets: *Makes cricket like sounds*

Everyone: *Clicks button slowly*

Do you guys have any donuts?

Fox: This question came from Homer Simpson

Everyone: Maybe… *Takes bite of donuts* *Clicks button*

Should I launch myself out of a cannon?

Fox: This question came from Bill

Everyone: YES! *Pounds on button*

...Random funny...NICE...^^ Let's see, what would I ask?

This one's for Joker...I LOVES you in Dark Knight! 'hugs' I probably wouldn't want to get blown up or anything, but I thought you were funny!^^

For Bruce...Don't listen to them! Your cool Batman voice is AWESOME! 'huggles' Wouldn't you want sidekicks, though? I mean, like...ROBIN and BATGIRL...You had TWO Robins, for gosh's sake!

For Rachel...'smacks upside head'...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?! BRUCE IS AWESOME! HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE HARVEY OVER HIM!?!

Harvey: HEY...

Me: Oh, you shut up!

For Crane...Did you never think that making a concentrated dose of fear toxin may have been a BAD idea? For gosh's sake, you're playing with your toes!

Crane: 'playing with toes'

Me: 'smacks upside head' STOP DOING THAT!

For Alfred and Fox...Duckman? I don't think ducks really strike fear into the hearts of Gotham's citizens...And neither do moose!

Anyway...I'll be back later! And if no questions are answered, I'll blow up the hospital! ...AGAIN! 'holds flamethrower' 'aims at pile of dynamite'

LOVE,

Chibi!

Fox: This question came from ChibiLover123

Will: Okay this is not exactly a question… but I promised ChibiLover123 I would make something happen so, I made something so awesome that you will cry! *Takes off cloth covering a shiny rainbow button*

Crane: *Wails and cries*

Will: This button will force you to do what ever she says! MWAHAHAHA!!! This button only has a one-time use so hope it works! *clicks button heroically in slow motion*

Bruce: Nothings happening….

Will: JUST WAIT!

Bruce: Wait, will I turn into a super hero or something!?

Will: You are a superhero…

Bruce: No I am not! The only super hero in Gotham is batman!

Will: You are batman!

Bruce: Ummm… *Looks around desperately* Uhhh… Its my actions that defy me! *Jumps off cliff*

Will: *shrugs and waves good bye*

Will: *Notices the blank faced Harvey Dent*

Harvey: *Says--- HEY--- without thinking* *Slaps both hands over mouth* Oh my god

ChibiLover123: Oh, you shut up

Harvey: I didn't mean to!

Will: *Snickers*

Crane(who is already playing with his toes): *flinches then keeps playing with toes*

ChibiLover123: *Smacks upside head* Stop doing that!

Crane: *Gets on knees* IM SORRY OH HIGH HOLY CHIBI PERSON! Forgive ME!

Will: *Pets new shiny rainbow button* You did good… *clicks the old, now purple button*

Oh. My. Freakin. Gosh.

THAT WAS SO FUNNY! You and Hailey crack me up! Keep up the good work, I'll be keeping track of this story for sure :D

P.S. I have some questions:

Joker: Why purple? I mean, sure, it's a freakish awesome color, but...isn't it a little girly? But no worries, you look great in it.

Crane: Play with your toes!

Fox: This question came from JimandSteve

Will: Joker?

Joker: Why? Simple, I make purple look gooood… *Licks lips*

Will: and Crane?

Crane: Okay! *Plays with toes rapidly*

Will: *Pokes button*

I had to do alot of pondering for these next questions

Harvey...I have a question about your face, um how do you keep it from getting maggots and infected and stuff?

Hey Bruce! No one on here seems to be complimenting you, and that makes me sad. I think you are smoking hot, best superhero ever. Sorry Superman...not a chance spidey.

Did you ever want to be something else...before you got all revenge driven and became the sexy Batman?

Joker...first you didn't hear all those compliments for Batman (fidgets awkwardly) What would you do if there was NO BATMAN! (gasp) buhahahaha.

No questions for anyone else today...next time Scarecrow..

what? Dufrene Party of Two is still alive? Your going down! muhahahahahaha lol

stil the man Will

Fox: This question came from MacAttack5

Will: So, Harvey?

Harvey: Well, simple I just use a tooth brush and---

Will: *cuts Harvey off* *Coughs* Joker?

Joker: That's easy, I would move on to the next Sysco play boy that decides to dress up as a small animal *licks lips and turns slowly to look at batman*

Bruce: Well don't look at me! Its not like I'm batman or anything! That's--- that's crazy talk! Pth! *laughs awkwardly*

Joker: *Keeps staring at batman*

Bruce: Uhhhh ummmm ITS MY ACTIONS THAT DEFY ME! *Jumps off building*

Joker: HEHEHOHOHOAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! *Kicks button*

OMG, thanks for answering my questions everyone! I want to ask a couple more.

Will: (I know you are not one of the characters in dark knight but you must feel left out) Okay, if you wanted to ask Rachel out on a date, how would you ask her? Also, can I be in one of your chapters? THEY ROCK AND ARE SO FRIGGIN' FUNNY!!

Fox: Will you do me a favor and check to see if Bruce is high or not? I think he is.

Crane: Did you spray Bruce on love toxin so he falls in love with Rachel? It's kind of creeping me out...

Bruce: Do you like being Batman? Why do you like Rachel so much?

Please do answer my questions again! Thank you Will for making this, you rock my socks off! (Even though I'm not wearing any right now. LOL) Silent Knight over and out!

Fox: This question came from SilentKnightInDisguise11

Will: ME!

Will: Well, first I would tell her how pretty she looks three times in a row, then I would give her a mirror to prove it, and then I would ask her out on an all-vegetarian dinner and that night I would pick her up in a shiny silver Ferrari that was so shiny she could see herself in, and after the dinner I would tell her that I don't believe in kissing on a first date but I would make out with her anyway!

Rachel: *Mouth drops open* I LOVE YOU! *falls on will*

Will: *grins*

Harvey and Bruce: *Mouth drops open* *Whispers in wills ear* HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!?

Will: I looked at her MySpace

Harvey: *Slaps head* Oh my god!

Bruce: *Slaps Harvey's head* Oh my god!

Harvey: Grrrrrr *Tackles Bruce*

Rachel: *Tries to kiss will*

Will: ummm *Pushes Rachel's mouth away from his* Sit!

Rachel: Okay…*Goes back to hugging will*

Will: *Grins*

Will: Fox?

Fox: Certainly, *looks Bruce in the eye*

Bruce: ITS MY ACTIONS THAT DEFY ME! *Jumps off small child*

Fox: Yes, definitely high

Will: *Pulls Rachel's hands off butt* Sit!

Rachel: Okay…*Goes back to hugging*

Will: Crane?

Crane: Uh-uh Bruce is just a love freak at heart

Will: Bruce?

Bruce: ITS MY ACTIONS THAT DEFY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps of Harvey*

Bruce: She's preeeeeeeetttttttttttttyyyyyyyyy *Looks at the hugging Rachel adoringly*

Will: *Pries hand out of Rachel's tight grip and presses button*

to joker: If you had to make out with one of the other men in hte cast who would it be?

To harvey and rachel: What's it like to be the two most hated characters in the fanfiction world?

Fox: This question came from lost soul's keeper

Will: And to start with, Joker?

Joker: Well, *Looks at Rachel*

Rachel: But I'm not a, OH! *Slaps Joker*

Joker: *Laughs hysterically*

Will: Harvey and Rachel?

Harvey: Quite relieving actually…. Because I really don't like any of those fanfiction people anyway! So there!

Will: Then why are you crying?

Harvey: WHY DO THEY HATE ME!?!?!? *Sobs*

Will: Its okay Harvey… It's most likely that not just fanfiction people hate you but all people hate you

Harvey: *Glares at Will*

Rachel: Its okay that they hate me, I know I'm better then them anyways, I mean I have the most perfect boyfriend ever!

Will: Who's that?

Rachel: You

Will: I'm your boyfriend?

Rachel: Yes

Will: Okay I guess

Harvey and Bruce: *Dies*

Will: *Shrugs and presses button*

Crane: *dies* LOVE TOXIN? Really now, Crane? I KNEW you would get desperate, all by your lonely self in your lab all the time... And did you say you WOULDN'T be angry if I sprayed you with one of your toxins?! 8D *sprays Crane with his own Love Toxin and cackles*

Rachel: How do you feel, now that Harvey has admitted he didn't really care that you died? Feel free to express your feelings violently. ;D

Joker: *eyes go wide listening to story* That's HORRIBLE! D: I don't care if your lying, you never tell the truth anyway. Just curiosity speaking here: ...Where would be your ideal honeymoon spot? Why ask that, you say? *shifty eyes* ...No reason.

Fox: This question came from OutcastToReality

Will: Mr. Carecrow?

Crane: *Gets sprayed with toxin and looks at his toes* I love you toes!

Will: *Slaps head* Rachel?

Rachel: I really don't care much anymore… *Kisses Will* *Sticks tongue out at Harvey*

Will(Stunned): *Licks lips and looks at Rachel* Cherry?

Rachel: *Nods*

Will: Joker?

Joker: Gotham! I've always wanted to go there! *Kicks button*

Hehe. Great idea. It's a fun read.

Okay, questions:

Crane: If you were standing on a lake shore and you saw your grandma and her cookies drowning in the water, which would you save first?

Bruce: What was so scary about bats that time when you were a kid? Their cute!

Fox: Can you make me a batmobile? *looks hopefull*

Joker: Ok, serious (*gasp!*) question time. If you could do your life all over again, would you want to become the Clown Prince of Crime, or would you choose a normal life?

Fox: This question came from Rude and not Ginger

Will: Crane?

Crane: Grandmas house keys

Will: Why?

Crane: Grandmas house has a lifetime supply of cookies!

Will: I see… Bruce?

Bruce: I was never afraid of bats! Only batman was!

Everyone(-Bruce): YOU ARE BATMAN!

Bruce: ITS MY ACTIONS THAT DEFY ME *Jumps of toothpick*

Will: Fox?

Fox: Were all out of bat mobile, you want a cat mobile?

Will: Joker?

Joker: I would choose to be the clown KING of crime!*Kicks button*

I've just got to ask -

Crane: What would you do if I gave you a girl who would love you perfectly and crazily the way you are (and no, it isn't me)? Would you marry her? Would you flip out when you'd find out that she's in love with Mistah J, too, as well as you.

Rachel: What do you think about Katie Holmes playing you the first time? Do you hate her as much as I do?

Bruce: What would you do if that after Rachel dies, you start to fall for another woman (not Selina Kyle, sorry) but Crane is love with her and the girl's in with Mistah J, and now you're all gonna fight? I'd really like to know.

Thanks so much!

Fox: This question came from Ruilu

Will: Crane?

Crane: OFCOURSE, and no! why? Because I am the CARECROW!

Rachel: Yes! I hate that woman!

Bruce: I don't get your question… sorry… *Presses button slowly*

An Ask The Dark Knight Characters Short

Stranger: Get in the car

Crane: No!

Stranger: I have cookies

Crane: Okay…

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DONE! Yes this episode is a little shorter then my other ones, why? Because I didn't have enough questions! So please leave more question people! I hope you liked the shorts! And I hope you liked the story!

PS: YES YOU CAN LEAVE QUESTIONS FOR ME! *Stands on tall rock triumphantly*