Hello again. Beware! This chapter contains lemons!!! And, Pillar of Winter, stop it. It's annoying. Go away.

blah- thinking

blah- kyuubi/inner sakura

Sakura then lifts her bleeding head from the table. Sakura twitches.

"Why couldn't Chimpy tell me she had AIDS?? Awwwwwwwwwww! How could I have aids!!!!" Choji continued to cry.

"STOP FUCKIN AFRICAN PRIMATES!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled at the crying boy.

" Waaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!! But we're in love!!!!!" Choji cryed.

Choji then walks away sobbing.

"Man! This is the weirdest day ever!" Naruto complained.

" I think I've noticed...." said Sakura with a shocked expression.

"Oh yeah! Sakura-chan, do you want too see my cool new jutsu?" Naruto asked.

"....Sure Naruto." said Sakura. (Sakura slurps up the rest of her ramen)

Naruto then runs in front of the ramen bar and screams-

" Shit no Jutsu!!!!" Naruto screams.

Naruto then takes off his pants. (Sakura pukes) He takes a shit and dissapears only for a face to appear on the diahrea.

"Oh shit! Why did I turn into diahrea?" Naruto complained looking at his brown body.

".............."

Sakura then waks home, locks herself in her bathroom and takes a bath and dumps a radio in the water in a poor attempt at suicide.

Naruto then hopped along the road looking for his preciouse Sakura-chan. When suddenly, Hinata stepped on him!!

Squish!!!

" Mpppphhhhhhhhhh!!!" Naruto screamed from under Hinata's foot.

" What was that noise?" asked Hinata.

"........"

How could she not relize she just stepped in a piece of shit???

About an hour later Hinata arrived home and went up to her room. She then tossed off her shoes leaving shit-Naruto on the side of her room.

" Hmmm, My clothes are dirty, maybe I should change!" Hinata said.

Hinata then looks out the window for any closet perverts and then sees that their are none, so she opens her closet and takes out a fresh pair of clothes.

OMG!!! Hinata's gonna get naked!!! (Naruto's perverted side begins taking over)

Hinata then rips her jacket and pants off leaving her in bikini-mode. Naruto then shuts his eyes quikly.

Oh no! I can't betray Sakura!!! Must not look!!! Must fight urges!!!

Thwap!

Naruto peeks one eye open and sees Hinata's bra on the floor.

Aw, fuck fighten!!!!

A lump forms on the lower side of the diahrea.

"Hmmmmm........ Why won't Naruto-kun notice me?" Hinata said to herself.

Notice her?

Naruto opens both eyes and sees Hinata looking at her self in the mirror in nothing but blue panties. Naruto then notices her huge boobs!

H-h-h-h-h-h-h-u-hu-h-uhuh-huge b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ooooobs!!!!

A few white drops come out of Narutos lower lump. Hinata then lifts her left hand to her left breast and twirls her index finger on it.

"Aw, .... I got it, masturbation!!" Hinata said giving herself an idea.

Hinata then squishes her left nipple with her thumb and index finger, she then begins to moan.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Naruto-kun!!!" Hinata moans to herself. ( She's pretending she's having sex with Naruto)

Hinata then raises her right hand and completly squishes her right breast.

"Ahhhhh!" Hinata moans.

Hinata then ripps her wet panties off and thrusts 3 fingers up it.

" Owwwwwwww!!!!!!!!" Hinata continues to moan.

Hinata then continues to thrust her fingers in and out quikly. And starts to orgasim.

"Ah! Naruto-kun, I am about to cum!!!" Hinata yells to herself.

Hinata then cums all over her bed.

"Shit! My bed's all filthy now!" Hinata complained.

Naruto lay unconciouse in erotic fantasies. Hinata then quikly puts on her clothes and notices the diahrea on her shoe.

"Goddam dogs taking shit all over the place." said Hinata.

Hinata then picks up the shoe and scrubs the diahrea off her shoe and down the toilet!

Naruto then wakes up as a piece of diahrea in the sewer.

"Uhhhh, What happened, oh yeah, Hinata boobs!!!" Naruto said while waking up.

Naruto then looks around him and sees he's in the Konoha sewer system. Naruto then undo's his jutsu and walks through the sewers naked.

"I hope Sakura will forgive me!!!" Naruto said.

The next morning, Kakashi, and a burned and electracuted Sakura stood at the training posts waiting for Naruto.

" Goddamit where is that baka?" Sakura said.

Suddenly Naruto pops out of the ground naked, and with sewer water all over him.

" Here I am!" Naruto said, not relizing he's naked in front of the love of his life.

Naruto looks at Sakura, then at his dick. Sakura, falls backwards unconciouse with foam dripping out of her mouth.

A/N- No flames, no Pillar of Winter and his other usernames. No just writing- "you suck!".