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Chuck: "This show better be good! It's the big finale!"

Michael: "Relax. Nothing will go wrong, Prophet Chuck. I will make sure of it. Have faith."

Lucifer: "Booby, you better sound like him, or you're going to be a crap 'Michael'!"

Bobby: "Shut the hell up! Don't worry."

Dean: "This is so stupid, I swear!"

Gabriel: "Dean likes to wear double shirts and a jacket to make him look bigger because he thinks he's short next to Sammy."

Dean: "Shut up! I said I'll play along!"

Gabriel: "So, quit complaining!"

Lucifer: "I changed my mind. I don't wanna do it anymore!"

Michael: "If you don't Gabriel will say embarrassing things about you."

Lucifer: "I don't care!"

Gabriel: "You're real name is Cosmo."

Bobby: "Ahahahahahahaha!"

Sam: "Cosmo? Like the 'Fairly Oddparent'?"

Dean: "What a loser! You went from a weird name to a crappy name!

Lucifer: "Sticks and stones, Dean! I still ain't doing it!"

Gabriel: "While stuck in the Pit, he listened to 'Wind Beneath My Wings' every two minutes."

Dean: "Lucifer's gay right?"

Michael: "Sometimes."

Lucifer: "Nope. Doesn't matter."

Gabriel: "Lucifer jerks off to a picture of Justin Beiber every night."

Lucifer: "So? Tons of girls do!"

Gabriel: "You're Team Edward."

Sam: "You're joking, right?"

Dean: "Wow. I mean, C'mon! Team Jacob forever!"

Gabriel: "Don't make me say the next one."

Lucifer: "Give it your best shot, Gaby!"

Gabriel: "Uriel called you a girl once and you thought you had a vagina for a century-"

Lucifer: "NO! SHUT UP! I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT! JUST STOP! NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE!"

Gabriel: "-and insisted Dad and everyone else call you 'Sandy'."

Dean: "Jesus."

Michael: "I watched Dad sigh."

Sam: "Lucifer, it's hard to respect you anymore.

Lucifer: "THAT'S IT GABRIEL! NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!"

Bobby: "Ya'll are just proving that your idjits!"

Michael: "This never ends!"

Lucifer: "Gabriel, you were afraid of rain for a ten years because you thought it was animal pee!"

Gabriel: "That's not true!"

Dean: "Aaaawww, someone's afraid of a little water?"

Gabriel "Lucy thought dicks were detachable and found out they weren't when you tried to pull his off!"

Lucifer: ". . . . ."

Michael: "I remember that! Man, I felt that when you tried. Ouch."

Sam: "Quit you guys! This is getting us nowhere!"

Cas: "Sam is right. Lucifer, you said you would participate SO DO IT. Gabriel, JUST SHUT UP."

Lucifer: "Fine. . . . if I don't get to have a wheel chair, then it won't be authentic!"

Bobby: "I'm not even in a wheel chair anymore!"

Lucifer: "Too bad, you should be."

Cas: "I will try my best to sound like Dean."
Lucifer: "So don't talk like that!"

Cas: "It is hard for me not to so. . . . .this will be quite a challenge."

Lucifer: "Not doing any better!"

Sam: "I forgot. Who was I again?"

Gabriel: "Nice try. You're still Chuck."

Sam: "Damn."

Chuck: "Thanks again, Sam."

Lucifer: "Who was I again?"

Chuck: "Two minutes, guys!"

Dean: "Wait! We don't have a script!"

Chuck: "Wing it! I gotta go get the audience ready."

Dean: "Chuck!"

Lucifer: "This is gonna be so sad. . . ."

Michael: "We will try our hardest to be entertaining."

Sam: "Where'd Gabriel go?"

Chuck: "One minute!"

Dean: "Fuck!"

Bobby: "Gabriel's playing a main character. We can't have only 'Dean'."

Dean: "I'm gonna kick his ass!"

Lucifer: "Who was I playing again?"
Cas: "'Bobby'."

Dean: "Damnit, Lucifer! You're playing 'Bobby'! 'BOBBY'!"

Lucifer: "Okay, okay, Mr- Grumpy! Geez, time of the month for yah? Hold on, let me zap in a wheel chair. . . ."

Chuck: "Showtime!"

. . . . . . . .

Dean: "What do I do? What do I do?"

Sam: "Smile! Smile!"

Michael: (as Lucifer) "Fear me! I'm the Devil Lucifer! Satan with his big, scary pitchfork!"

Lucifer: (as Bobby) "Idjit, idjit, idjit! Look at my wheel chair! I put hot pink rims on it! Oh, look it's Lucifer! C'mon Dean we gotta kill him! . . . .idjit!"

Cas: (as Dean) "Yes. We shall."

Lucifer: "Do it better! Do it better!"

Cas: (as Dean) "We are gonna kick his ass back to hell. . . .damnit."

Lucifer: (as Bobby) "Idjit. Dean, where's Sam? Is he off making out with Gabriel? Idjit."

Cas: (as Dean): "I believe so. . . .sonofabitch."

Sam: "No! Why do you always pick on me?"

Michael: (as Lucifer) "Oh, look. I see a hunter. I'm going to kill him. For fun. And, to prove that I'm so badass. Grrrrrrr."

Lucifer: "You're such an ass!"

Michael: (as Lucifer) "I'm so evil, I kill even the handicapped. I'll just push you off the stage, uh, I mean hill. Die!"

Lucifer: "No, no, no! Don't! Aaaaaaaaahhh! Oh, it's going really fast! Aaaaahhh! This is fun! Aaaaah. . . . .ooooowwww."

Michael: "Oh, I pushed him too hard."

Cas: (as Dean) "Oh, no, Bobby!"

Michael: (as Lucifer) "I killed a hunter. Now for the Winchesters."

Cas: (as Dean) "I hope Sam comes here soon. I can't beat Lucifer without him."

Dean: "Yes, I could!"

Sam: "Dean! Quiet!"

Cas: (as Dean) "Cas. I need you."

Dean: (as Cas) "Did you call for me? It's Lucifer and he killed Bobby."

Lucifer: "Too much emotion!"

Cas: (as Dean) "Where is Sam and Gabriel?"

Chuck: (as Gabriel) "I'm here. I was eating chocolate until I died and came back to life. But, I'm here now."

Michael: (as Lucifer) "Prepare to die with my pointy stick!"

Lucifer: "I hate you!"

Bobby: (as Michael) "I'm here to throw you into the Pit. I have faith."

Michael: (as Lucifer) "Oh, no. With all of you here, I can't win. I must retreat."

Gabriel: (as Sam) "Oh, look we won. Yaaaay! Go team go!"

Sam: "Gabe!"

Dean: "Where the hell have you been?. . . .uhhh, Sam?"

Gabriel: (as Sam) "Hi, Cas. Why, making out with Gabriel, of course!"

Cas: (as Dean) "Oh. Okay."

Dean: "What?"

Bobby: (as Michael) "Gabriel said he was eating chocolate."

Gabriel: (as Sam) "Oh, Gabriel's such a trickster! . . . .and that's all folks! Drive carefully!"

Audience: ". . . . . . . . . . ."

Lucifer: "Pssst! Encore! Encore!"

Dean: "Shut up!"

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Chuck: "Well, there went my career as a writer. . . ."

Gabriel: "Good thing you're a prophet!"

Dean: "That was so humiliating."

Cas: "Did I do well, Dean?"

Dean: "Uhhhhh, yeeaahhh. . . ."

Lucifer: "I think that went pretty well!"

Dean: "Uhhhh, were you even paying attention?"

Lucifer: "Hey, just be happy I remembered who I was!"

Michael: "Too bad, you're still you."

Sam: "Where'd you go, Gabriel?"

Gabriel: "Shhhh! It's a secret!"

Dean: "Cut the crap! Where'd you go?"

Lucifer: "You know, Michael you jerkoff, that really hurt! Could you push any harder?"

Michael: "Quit whining. You're not even bruised."

Lucifer: "If you just wanted to push me from behind you could've just asked. . . . .so I could say NO!"

Michael: "Lucfier, don't make me take that wheel chair and smash it on your dick."

Gabriel: "I wanna do another show!"

Lucifer: "Go back to Munchkin land!"

Chuck: "Overall, I think we make a great team, excluding the show. We're like the Power Rangers!"

Sam: ". . . . . "

Dean: ". . . . . "

Cas: ". . . . . "

Gabriel: ". . . . . "

Bobby: ". . . . . "

Michael: ". . . . . "

Lucifer: ". . . . . "

Chuck: "Or not."

Lucifer: "And that Becky chick fell for him?"

Gabriel: "Now I know why you didn't want to play 'Chuck'."

Chuck: "Even Ninja Turtles. . . ."