Kaitou Joker

Fight For Her Heart

"Dark Eye, are we ahead of our schedule?" Spade asked in his twin shark airship. Which was approaching Joker's.

"We are indeed, Master Spade." Dark Eye answered, while steering the ship. "Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Yes, I'm sure." Spade answered with determination.

"Attaching airship in five seconds, four, three, two, one…" Dark Eye said, and attaching the ladder to their airships.

"Joker will be mine, like in my advance notice." Spade said to himself.

When Spade went on, he was hit in the head by a frying pan.

"Good riddance." Jem said, while holding the pan in her hands.

"Master Spade!" Dark Eye quickly said, "Why did you do that for?"

"You didn't know? Mr Spade sent an advance notice to steal Joker's heart!" Hachi came out and said.

"Wait, Master Spade did that?!" Dark Eye was in shock, "He told me we will be stealing treasure from you!"

"Well, he sent this." Joker said, while handing her the notice. And she was stunned.

"Well, looks like Master Spade is into you!" Dark Eye said. "We'll have to tell Queen!"

"Tell me what?" Queen suddenly appeared and said.

"Gah! How did you get here?!" Jem shouted.

"I never left the ship." Queen said, "And I saw Shadow's notice, but I couldn't read it. What does it say?"

"It shows that Shadow and Spade are into Joker…" Dark Eye said, "Now, what?"

"I don't know!" Jem said as she laid on the couch.

"You're lucky Joker." Queen said, "I've never received anything like that."

"I have, from admirers." Dark Eye said, "You don't want to know how much."

"Wait, Mrs Joker, what are we going to do with Mr Spade?" Hachi asked.

"Just let him be, Shadow's coming at night, uh…" Joker moaned. "I need my sleep."

"Why is that?" Queen and Dark Eye asked.

"Shadow is also falling for Mrs Joker." Hachi said.

"Oh my-" Queen couldn't finish her sentence because she sent an advance notice at the museum with Roko. "Gotta go! Bye!"

"Is it okay that I stay with you until Master Spade wakes up?" Dark Eye asked.

"Sure, as long he lays off me." Joker said. "Shadow's already coming at night."

Although she says this on the outside, she still likes them both, but if she admits this, she will be in a really, really awkward love triangle, the only triangle that she thinks she'll never face.

So the day passes with Jem and Ai spending the day discussing phantom thieves, to dresses. Spade hasn't woke up but his face was something to laugh at, Jem and Ai took pictures and sent to Queen, she spent half of the day laughing on Roko.

Then night came, Jem breached herself for a mental strike because Shadow can come in any minute now. As expected, they heard a crash from the roof.

"Here he comes." Jem thought to herself, she was just wearing a simple red dress with a 'J' on the top right, and tied her hair in twin ponytails like Queen's with a 'J', pinned to the right side. She hasn't dressed like this before, Ai said it looked good.

And for extra insurance, Ai made her wear high heels.

She walked to the top floor of the ship, Hachi's garden. She then saw the windows on the top shattered, like always, and Shadow and Rose stood there.

"Oh my god…" Shadow thought to herself. "I already like her when she's in her suit, now she's like this…"

"Wow! Joker you look amazing!" Rose shouted.

"Just call me Jem, I'm off today." Jem said. "Besides, I had some help."

At the meantime, Shadow was just staring at Joker, he almost was drooling.

"Big brother?" Rose poked her brother who was stunned. "You… okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." Shadow snapped out of it and immediately blushed full red again.

"Mrs Joker! Spade woke up already!" Hachi came and said. "He's coming!"

"Wait, oh no…" Jem facepalmed, and Spade entered the garden.

"Okay, who knocked me out?!" Spade roared. "And Shadow, what are you doing here?"

"Mr Shadow sent an advance notice on taking Mrs Joker's hear-" Before Hachi can finish, Shadow closed his big mouth shut.

"What? Taking her heart?!" Rose exclaimed. "Big Brother said he was competing with Joker in his airship!" And she blushed red.

"Then what are you doing here Spade?" Shadow asked, while Hachi broke free.

"Mr Spade also sent an advance notice of stealing Mrs Joker's hea-" Before Hachi can finish, he was also shut by Spade.

Then Ai came in and saw a really awkward sight, but not before Hachi said, "Mr Spade and Mr Shadow want to steal Mrs Joker's heart!"

Then all the girls, Rose, Jem and Ai blushed red. But Rose didn't know anything so she was the first to freak out.

"Jem! Oh my god is that true?!" Rose asked, but the tension between Shadow and Spade were rising rapidly.

The Rose managed to get to Joker and Ai, and they were whispering.

"We might want to get out of here." Ai whispered.

"This might take a while…" Jem said.

"Jem you are so hot though!" Rose said.

"Hachi!" Jem said, "You might want to get out of here."

Then the three girls went to the living room and relaxed, then Queen also came.

"Queen, Rose's here, and Shadow and Spade are in the garden fighting!" Ai said.

"What, why?" Roko asked.

"Ah! That dog's talking!" Rose shouted, and lifted Roko with her abilities.

"Stop Rose! That's Roko! A phantom thief!" Queen shouted.

"Oops, sorry." Rose said and put Roko down on the couch.

"None, taken." Roko said, "Why is King and Shadow fighting?"

"Because they're fighting for Joker!" Queen said.

"You didn't know? You were here this morning." Ai asked.

"I was asleep." Roko said.

"So what are we going to do now?" Jem asked. "Those idiots are fighting for…" She blushed red.

"It's normal for guys to do that." Ai said, "Especially like you dressed like this."

"Yeah, you match Queen now!" Roko said. "You're pretty, you know that?"

"I never been through this, ever. I've explored the world, but this is new." Jem said.

Meanwhile with Spade and Shadow…

"You're here for Joker, are you?" Spade asked.

"You too?" Shadow mocked. "Sorry, but I don't think she likes a pretty boy like you."

"Oh yeah? I doubt that she'll fall in love with a weirdo like you Shadow." Spade snapped back at him.

"Why you-" Shadow's grip on his umbrella got harder. "We'll see about that!"

"Bring it." Spade said, as he pulled out his ice gun. "Ice shot!"

"Bloody Rain!"

The attacks clashed to each other time and time again, they were both worn down, until they decided it was a winner-take-all.

"Race you to Joker Shadow!" Spade said as he ran to the exit.

"Not so fast Spade!" Shadow shouted as he shot a bullet in front of Spade's feet.

But, when Spade was shooting back, Joker accidentally came in the middle of them and was trapped in ice thanks to Spade.

"Ah! Joker!" Shadow started to panic. A lot. Spade's no better.

"Uh, uh, DARK EYE!" He shouted, and he saw Ai, Queen and Rose standing there freaked out.

"Y-y-yes Master Spade?" Ai asked.

"King!" Queen shouted. "What in the name of phantom thieves did you do?!"

"Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh…" Rose was in complete shock, but she recovered in time to free Jem out of there.

And she was cold, no thanks to Spade, again.

"W-what happened?! Spade?!" Jem shouted. "You two have explaining to do!"

"Let's get you warmed up first, Jem." Queen said as she helped her to her room.

And the rest of the girls helped her. "You might get a cold, Mrs Joker." Hachi said.

"Ah-Choo!" Jem sneezed. "Ya, I think I might…"

"We need to get you warmed up, Roko? On the furnace in Joker's room." Queen said.

"Yes, Queen." Roko said as he went ahead.

And a bunch of drama went down, Queen and Ai had to get Shadow and Spade to calm down, and the girls stayed as the 'love rivals' went to cool down.

As for Jem, she caught a really bad fever. And she couldn't even walk for weeks, so she had to move around with a wheelchair with someone pushing her.

Rose, Queen and Ai, they had to calm down from phantom thief bussiness because they need to take care of their sick sister, lucky for Queen, she didn't need to do any cleaning because she's horrible at it, but she keeps great company.

Rose and Roko were in charge of cleaning, thanks to Rose, they get it done really quick.

Ai and Hachi was in charge of cooking, they all decided to make something simple for everyone until Jem got better.

And Jem couldn't be grateful enough. "Geez, thanks guys."

"That's what family do." They said with a smile.