Me: Yup, I did add another chapter! Though it's going to be really short, shorter than even the other chapters. Who wants to do the disclaimer?
Munchers: *really high squeaky voice* Draconis Kitten Sweetie doesn't own Pokemon!
Girantina: *cooing at his adorable chipmunk*
Everyone else: *bursts out in hysterical laughter*
Girantina: *goes to hide in the reverse world*
*Pokemon*
So after Girantina went up, everyone had to evacuate the hall, seeing as they were either passing out due to laughing so hard or had wet themselves (most of them didn't even notice until Groundon did. Deoxys was stuck mopping the place up), and couldn't return until the next day. Everyone still laughed at Girantina, but he was already hiding in the reverse world with no intention of ever coming out again. Eventually they convinced (black-mailed and threatened) Heatran into going up on stage and formally declaring that the gecko was his and his name was Grek. Regigigas was forced into admitting that he shared the turtle with the other Regi's (Mew wouldn't shut up about it).
And of course, poor Arceus was proved wrong. When he hadn't listened to the Regi's threats of their turtle being deadly, he was sadly mistaken.
"Hi little guy…" He said, petting the nameless turtles back. He had tried so hard to get the Regi's to name him, but they just kept calling him turtle, so they were stuck with a turtle named turtle. The turtle was used to the Regi's, not Arceus. When Arceus's paw got to close to the turtle's mouth… Arceus found out the hard way that the Regi's had (of course) gotten, a snapping turtle.
"YOU LITTLE SON OF A-" Arceus screamed when Shaymin ran into the room, laughing gleefully as Spike chased her, then stopped to watch Arceus who was debating whether or not to vaporize the turtle or spare poor Shaymin's virgin ears and eyes.
"Son of a what?" Shaymin asked all too innocently as the turtle finally let go and Arceus cussed at it mentally.
"Uhm… Son of a gun! It's what you call mean Pokemon, er, animals. Or humans, but…" Arceus said, over explaining himself as Shaymin ran away bored.
Poor Squirtle's, your own creator now has a grudge against all the turtle Pokemon.
*Pokemon*
Me: This was pretty much just a time-killer of an epilogue. It was really fun to write though.
Arceus: *secretly plotting the demise of any and all things turtle*
Me: I might make a sequel, but it would be a bit less humorous and more… Psychotic… You think I should?