Stan blinks "for real? " Eric just sat there and nodded while sipping his beer "she's already knocked up, she's already buying things for the baby" Eric sighs still worried about the whole father deal, Stan let out a chuckled finding funny "Dude how far is she?" " few weeks, oh god" Eric grumbles while Stan chuckles "Then dude you have a long road ahead of you " he gave a nasty glare at Stan " gee thanks smartass" Eric rolled his eyes, Kyle sighed " why are you making such a big deal fat ass? It was you who got her knocked up Fat ass, and don't say you didn't do it on purpose!" "Fuck you Jew! I know that! I just don't know what to do" Eric sighs as he looks at the wall, Stan sighed "dude you're going to be a dad, think of it this way, there will be two of you" Stan smirked, Kyle however made a worried look, Eric chuckled at the idea having someone else to just like him would kick ass "yeah then there would be two fat ass's to deal with" Eric glared at him "for the last time, I'm big boned! And my kid will be big boned as well!" he snapped at Kyle, Stan just laughed while the two started fighting "let me guess … she's out buying things for the baby?" Stan raised an eye at Cartman, He sighed "yeah, I don't even know if it's a girl or a guy, she's shopping with Wendy of all the bitch's" Eric was on the edge, yes he did agree to have baby and yes he was scared he might not make a great father, "Eric I'm only telling you this because well, I'm your friend I guess? One of these days you're going have to man up and take care of that Kid" Eric didn't snap at him this time " but I don-don't even know the first thing about-" " haven't you read those books yet?" Eric gave looked at Stan" what books?" Stan sighed annoyed "the books that tells you about raising a kid! Do you even have one!?" Eric rubbed the back of his Neck "okay maybe I did lose it somewhat" "you lost it! Why am I not surprise?" Kyle face palmed as he sighed annoyed, Cartman was going to need some luck, if he was going to get through this.
"W-Wendy do we really need all this stuff?" Marjorine was holding three or four bags of baby clothes, even toys while Wendy was holding about two bags of baby toys "yes! A baby is a very big deal!" she turns and looks at a worn out Marjorine, Wendy had been more than happy to come along once she heard the news she was going to become a mother and it was Wendy's idea to buy stuff for the baby, at first Marjorine didn't want to be a bother but after Wendy almost Begging she gave in and here they were at the mall, in the baby store but to tell the true the blond had grown a bit worn out from all the walking ,Marjorine just smiled as she spoke shyly "um-um if you say so Wendy" she takes sit on the beach just outside of the store. It wasn't easy her stomach had grown only by a little "tried already? " Wendy raised an eye at the blond that had been shopping for almost an hour "y-yeah I'm sorry, can we grab a bit to eat later? I'm a little hungry if you don't mind" Wendy blinked looking confused "Marjorine we just ate not too long ago" Marjorine blushed hard but the two let out a laugh " alright we'll go after we finish here"
The two stopped by KFC, much to Wendy's surprise Marjorine ate the most, she found it cute how she licked her fingers clean and Wendy just smiled at the blond, Marjorine didn't even realize how hungry she was until she started eating , she didn't normally eat fast food but she had been wanting some for the past few days , she had a feeling that the baby would love the same food as their father , Wendy had already finished her food she looked at her watch, she had the day off from work which was very rare she was a doctor which means she would work day and night but north park didn't have that many Killings like in South park, although the jobs were better and at least they paid good money, Wendy took note on how Marjorine was always wearing dresses lately , not like it mattered but it was just something she noticed " you never told me, what her or his name is going to be?" Marjorine just blinked then thought and thought, she didn't think about names "um well …if it's a boy, Scotch or if it's girl Lily maybe "Marjorine spoke after while then fake smiled " I-I really haven't thought about it since I've been busy with the baby" she confessed, Wendy went wide eyes " well you better start thinking! And Marjorine, Lily? I'm sure you can do better" Wendy had stood up and was yelling like she was making a speech , a lot of people were staring , Marjorine held her one hand trying to calm down the upset Wendy " okay-okay I'm sorry, but-but Eric has been so busy that we haven't been able to talk about it" " so talk to him when he gets home, he going to be father of the child , he needs to grow up and be there for you and the baby" Marjorine just sighed " well um I'm-I'm sure he'll come around, we have been a lot worse than this" " yeah, it's weird how our family's made it sound like , life was hell but so far it's not that bad " in a way Wendy was right, for as long as she could remember their family's had been very hard and told them countless times how Life would screw them over if they didn't work hard, so far they proved them wrong, Marjorine looked at her stomach the baby was growing talking about family kinda made her feel sad " does your family know ?" Wendy asked with worry in her eyes, Marjorine looked away "they want nothing to do with me or Eric, so no" "I can't believe them; they should at least hear you out!" Marjorine sighed "it-it's okay, I don't mind not begin grounded or under my father's home makes me feel free" she smiled; Wendy just sighed letting it go "you done? We should get going" she finally stood up " um al-alright" she also tries to stand but is having a hard time due to her stomach begin big , Wendy had to help her up " come on let's get you home"
Few months later ….
The baby room was finished and ready, Marjorine made sure they had everything, the hard part was dealing with hormones which wasn't a big problem to Cartman's surprise, she was happy thought out most of it and when she was angry, Eric knew the best way was to just agree with her. Marjorine was looking though some old boxes, hoping to maybe find a box of toys or something close to that " oh hamburgers!" she swore, no matter what it was when she got a little annoyed she couldn't help but let the word slip, she could hear Eric run up the stairs " what happen!? Are you hurt! Is it the baby?" He checked over her "don't wo-worry Eric, I'm fine everything is fine, I-I just couldn't reach that one box" she pointed at the small box on the top sheaf, Eric sighed more of relief then annoyed, he reached up and picked up the box and brought it down " is that all? Well all that matters is you and the baby are okay-"she cut him off "Eric-Eric don't worry, the doctor said the baby won't be here for another 2 weeks-"Cartman cut her off"yeah-yeah I know, but you never know, I just don't want anything to fucking happen to you or the baby" he didn't know why he cared for a baby, was it because it was his? Or maybe he really did care for the baby? He grabbed her hand as he kissed her cheek, placing his other hand on her stomach and Marjorine just giggled "E-Eric, the baby kicked today" Eric just smirked " oh really? " he tried to feel the baby kick , but felt nothing and sighed " she'll kick for me someday" they both let out a laugh, he help her open the box's of old things " I haven't seen this stuff in years" Eric spoke as he found some old things, like his Awesome-o costume, the coon , the stick he used to play as the stick of truth " hey Eric look what I found!" Marjorine held up a green old frog, it had one missing Arm along with an eye, Eric looked at the old toy, and his eyes widen "Clyde frog" was all he said "yeah you used to take him everywhere! Back when we were kids" she held out Clyde frog hoping Eric would take it but he just looks at it surprise "um Eric, you do remember Clyde frog right?" he sighed annoyed "of course I fucking remember, It just, it's been years" "do you want him?" of course Eric did but in his mind that would be like saying he was still a baby "no! Why would I want an old toy! I'm no fucking baby!" Marjorine is taken back by this "well I-I just thought, since he is your best friend but-but if you don't want him then I guess I'll give him to the baby" Eric was about to protest but decided against it, Marjorine smiled "um I'm sure the baby will love him just as much as you did Eric" the blond trying to cheer up her husband, which to seems to only work a little.